The "niceguy" test from /r/NiceGuys.

Ultramegasaurus · 2015-04-23T06:37:18+00:00

It's so sad how (some) women spend their time building up an entire social framework to rationalize their disgust towards low-status men expressing desire for women. Why can't they just say "the typical nice guy is sexually unattractive and they do not deserve us" and be done with it? Trying to justify their disgust by claiming nice guys are horrible persons is just painfully disingenious, considering countless legitimately horrible persons get sexual action.

hyperrreal · 2015-04-22T23:13:14+00:00

There's a pretty big trilby loophole there at the end.

InformalCriticism · 2015-04-23T04:01:43+00:00

I am not a nice man.

I used to be a nice guy, but obviously not like this devil worship chart.

It pretty much didn't matter where I started on that chart, I was told to fuck a jug.

I think it can be passed by liars and feminists. Is it desirable to pass? I mean, that really depends on your mission in life. A man who likes being the last thing on people's minds? Jesus, good for you guy, good luck with all that nothingness.

I mean, I get that this is moreso tongue-in-cheek, but I'm just trying to imagine what it would be like to pass that test honestly, and I think that's as close as I've come to imagining myself without genitals. I would have 0 self-respect and revere everything as greater than myself.

CisWhiteMaelstrom · 2015-04-23T00:36:32+00:00

Box one: Depends. A woman isn't morally obligated to keep her legs shaved, but I'd never date/continue to date a woman who didn't. If that counts then I'm out at box one.

Box two: Assuming we're speaking specifically within the context of relationships, same.

Box three: Lol no.

Box four: Yes, abundance mentality.

Box five: HAHA! No.

Box six: Very.

Box seven: No, I'd expect a kick in the ass.

Box eight: I prefer "beta orbiter."

Box nine: HAHAHAHA. No.

Box ten: Passed.

Box eleven: Do not own one.

Yay I pass! Although the first two were questionable and there were a few that I only passed because I'm an asshole, plus the flowchart maker would probably not like people who use the term "beta orbiter" much more than the term "friendzone."

SirNemesis · 2015-04-23T00:14:40+00:00

I got "it was rhetorical fucktruck let's go".

DaThrowaway808 · 2015-04-22T21:03:30+00:00

I'm stuck on the first question.

fiat_lux_ · 2015-04-22T21:30:12+00:00

This test is skewed against participants of ppd. Most of us would fail on the "friendzone" question, because that topic is one of the most popular ones here. The people who use the term ironically tend to be the more pompous among the bpers. The more reasonable bpers can at least put their arrogance aside and try to level with rpers/ppers using concepts central to the discussions.

Besides that question, I'd fail on the fedora question, because I took one from my grandfather. I don't wear it, but I'm not getting rid of it.

and whether it's desirable to pass.

I see no value in passing this test. I see some negative value for publicly acknowledging and being proud of passing of this test. All it would do is associate me with people who like to pat themselves on the back over how hard they're able to ridicule some depressed nice guys online.

exit_sandman · 2015-04-22T21:55:38+00:00

I "lost" because I constantly use the term "friendzone" unironically. Have it seen happen to often and with too many different girls and guys to not believe in it. Well, actually I lost even earlier because I am opposed to thinking girls shouldn't be obligated to do anything. "Not being obligated to do anything" sounds actually pretty shitty and I bet dollars to donuts that the folks who designed that test wouldn't give guys the same amount of leeway.

So yeah, all in all this sheet doesn't actually tell us about those guys who were tested (not that it was intended, at least I hope it wasn't), but about those who designed it: self-righteous idiots who by now probably have calluses on their backs for mutually patting themselves on it all the time for being such great people.

AnnoyingSeaAnt · 2015-04-22T22:53:49+00:00

Funny , my girlfriend is the one who was using unironically friendzone. Do I have to bash and shame her now or...?

For the rest I decided to call myself an asshole anyway, cause I certainely won't play tumblrite blame games.

I also lost at the third question , cause women are obligated to pay taxes. ~~Autism~~ Logic strikes again!

Anarchkitty · 2015-04-23T00:02:53+00:00

I've used the term "friendzone" unironically, but that was back when it actually meant "not ever going to date but that's okay because you're friends". None of this "pretending to be her friend until she wants to date you" horseshit.

Seriously, when did the meaning change? We need a new term that actually means what "friendzone" used to mean: Someone who you are friends with that, despite possibly being attracted to them, you are never going to date/have sex with, usually because you don't want to risk the friendship. What happened to that?

HappilySingleWoman · 2015-04-23T00:21:55+00:00

You guys shouldn't be so harsh on nice guys. They're mostly socially awkward.

pandorarosie · 2015-04-22T22:52:02+00:00

Oh I like that subreddit...the stuff posted there is gold.

Yangel · 2015-04-22T23:26:45+00:00

http://www.heartless-bitches.com/

The nice guy meme flows from here fyi.

Carkudo · 2015-04-23T02:15:56+00:00

I think women are obligated to follow laws and to generally be decent human beings and members of society. Where do I get my fedora?

Aspiring_Hobo · 2015-04-23T02:27:02+00:00

Not sleeping with a drunk girl is basic human decency? That's just avoiding a rape case.

Lrellok · 2015-04-23T20:04:14+00:00

Can pass this easily, but then I am a zeta male, so I that is a bit of a catch 22 there.

alexdelargeorange · 2015-04-23T21:31:08+00:00

1) Probably not, but it's best to observe certain standards of beauty for both genders.

2) Again, do what you like, but don't complain at society for not liking you and your decisions.

3) I've been specifically told this by a few women. They were obviously being diplomatic and meant that I was not assertive and confident enough.

4) Of course.

5) Of course not. I deeply dislike being labelled a "nice guy" by people I know.

6) Yes I am.

7) I don't expect anything from anyone.

8) No. But at the end of the day isn't it just a label for a clearly demonstrable social phenomenon?

9) See no.3, I guess I lose. I don't think they're idiots, they're totally justified and I know exactly why they say what they do.

10) Not necessarily. People can do what they like, just don't complain about it whilst not taking action to solve your problem.

11) I wouldn't be seen dead in one :)

ReddishBlack · 2015-04-23T01:03:11+00:00

I passed by failing on the first question

Title	The "niceguy" test from /r/NiceGuys.
Author	CFRProflcopter
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Comments	53
Date	April 22, 2015 8:49 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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