I'd like to preface this brilliant masterpiece of an article by saying it's explicitly written for Healthy Penis Alpha Males™. I know that there are many talented writers here who specialize in writing sexual strategies for Beta Males, most of whom have no doubt submissively complied and let billionaire daddy Gates fill them with a mystery potion whose long-term effects are unknown. I get that. There are many Beta Male sexual strategies, including waiting at Doom Juice injection sites and furiously masterbating over the convulsing body of anyone who drops on the floor in a seizure. How were you supposed to know that her lifeless spasms weren't nods of sexual consent? Obviously a place exclusively filled with people who gladly surrender bodily autonomy after months of psychological abuse is a perfect venue for beta males to game girls. They have low self esteem, aren't critical thinkers and don't ask too many questions. That's why it's so easy.

However this article isn't about any of that and is explicitly written for an altogether different demographic, with different principals and physical constitution (aka dudes who actually lift). You personally might be sexually attracted to prozac-ed up, depressed, double masked women, with soulless hollow eyes, who's breast milk kills their babies.. I acknowledge that men with this disgusting sexual fetish exist in large numbers. This article however is written exclusively for adventurous sexually virile men who want to put their healthy penises into the eager fertile vaginas of Mexican women. If you don't have a strong sexual preference for free range, genetically unmodified women, please exit out of this article immediately.

Now that all of the necrophiliacs have left we can get down to business. Everyone here has obviously played Call Of Duty Ghosts and wishes to realize the dream of Castizo Nationalismo. All of us are in full agreement that it would be super cool if a reborn Gran Colombia would punish the Anal Empire with a giant space laser.. We're on the same page with "The Plan." However in order for our grandchildren to achieve "The Plan" we must first keep our dicks out of green zone FEMA camps and inside Mexicanas.

Why Mexico?

Mexico is hands down the easiest place in the world for Americans (and my other nationals) to gain residency. Second, while in many popular destinations one can get by with English and Google Translate, Spanish is one of the easiest languages to learn for native English speakers. This makes getting to the point of blending in, branching out beyond tourist destinations, and fully participating in the culture far faster for us than if we had to learn Arabic or Finnish. Next, Mexico is close to the United States. While this is both a blessing and a curse, the reality is that many of us have ties to the US (business, family, and more) that are easier to manage from a common time zone and short plane ride away. Beyond that, the benefits are many but I’ll simply list a few:

  • It is cheap (estimates vary, but can be around 70% less expensive than the US)
  • If you go all the way to earn citizenship, a Mexican passport can get you into 159 countries and ranks number 23 worldwide (US has dropped down to number 7 at the time of this writing).
  • The people are generally friendly and warm towards foreigners and their wallets
  • Low regulation / high corruption allows for surprisingly high freedom in many regards
  • Outside of tourist areas catering to gringos, COVID is largely ignored (the people who don’t wear motorcycle helmets tend not to bother with masks)
  • In fact, the President of Mexico himself doesn’t seem to buy the coronavirus narrative.
  • The perception of wide-spread cartel violence/failed state status keeps normies away
  • Thanks to European colonizers using local women as breeding stock and centuries of low-key social caste systems, Mexican women can be very attractive. Miss Mexico 2021, 2020, and 2019 for the voyeurs among us).
  • The Catholic heritage of the country has helped to somewhat stem the tide of cultural decay (even more-so outside population centers)

If you want to check out Mexico before going through the residency process it is very easy to do. Mexico automatically grants tourist visas for 180 days for United States citizens (as well as many other nationalities). One can easily reset this by simply leaving the country and returning; with no Cool Down period like in the Schengen area.

Benefits of Temporary Residency

The primary benefits of gaining temporary residency are: * The right to travel freely to and from Mexico, as well as the right to reside there beyond 180 days, up to 4 years * Ability to open a Mexican bank account * Bring household goods into the country without paying duties * Own a Mexican license-plated car * Temporarily import a foreign plated car

Gaining Temporary Residency

The easiest way to gain Temporary Residency is proving economic solvency. There are two ways of doing this. First is proving a certain amount of reliable passive income, the second is by demonstrating an acceptable savings balance. How much you need to demonstrate is a tricky question and will depend on the consulate you are working with. There are two systems of measurement used: Minimum Salary (MS) or UMA. In 2016 a law was passed to switch from using the MS standard and have every consulate move to using UMA. Adoption was not immediate and while it seems that most consulates have moved to UMA, your results may vary. UMA is a less stringent standard, so if you are on the edge of qualifying you may want to seek out a consulate that specifically uses the UMA standard.

So how much do you need?

Standard Monthly Income Savings/Investment
MS USD$2,237 USD$37,289
UMA USD$1,415 USD$23,584

Note: these numbers are for a single person, if you have a spouse these numbers add about 30% to these numbers

Using the UMA numbers, if you can prove a reliable monthly income of $1,415 or greater over the last 6 months you qualify. For wagecucks who haven’t unlocked the Location-Independent Passive Income achievement yet, a balance of at least $23,584 in the bank over the prior 12 months is sufficient.

Assuming you aren't financially insolvent like the US government and meet one of these two standards, the rest of the process is generally pretty straightforward:

Step 1: apply for your temporary residency at a Mexican consulate before you go to Mexico. This is when they will look into your economic solvency. They will grant you a one-time visa sticker upon approval.

Step 2: After your application is approved, you go to Mexico and exchange the visa sticker for your residency card within 30 days of entering the country. This residency card will be good for one year.

Step 3: Once that year is up, you can renew your temporary residency for up to 3 additional years.

How to obtain Permanent Residency

The most common way to gain Permanent Residency is by holding Temporary Residency for 4 consecutive years which qualifies you to apply for Permanent Residency. You can also gain Permanent Residency by handing $20,000 USD to a government adjacent Abogado Mexicano who will "sort it out".

Citizenship

Once you’ve been a Permanent Resident for 2 consecutive years you can apply for Mexican Citizenship if you meet the following criteria: * You have lived in the country for 18 months of the previous 24, * You can pass a Spanish language proficiency test (normally verbal) * You can pass a basic Mexican history test * You haven’t been convicted of any crimes during your time as a temporary / permanent resident and can pass a background check.

How To Get Your Dick into Mexicanas

Now that you have a strategy for getting into Mexico, let's strategize about getting inside Mexicanas. As soon as you step on Mexican Soil you automatically gain 2 points. Mexican girls crave the chad American vibes. That's what they see on television so that's what they want. Asians are a close second. Asian Men are super hot right now in Latin America as every Gen Z Latina is currently grinding KPOP dances. If you're an Asian Man and you're reading this, this is your shot to go to Mexico and create Philippinos.

Mexican girls love the idea that they have unique insight into their city, getting the opportunity to show this to tourists plays into their Mexican fantasies and is a huge turn on for them. This is the angle I recommend you play on Tinder.

Less is more. In Mexico, a decent dinner dressed somewhat okay is enough to bed them after a date. Just wear plain basic clothes, tight fitting if you’re in decent shape. Date wise keep it simple, simple restaurant, simple experiences. Don't blow your load impressing a Mexican girl that doesn’t have two pesos to rub together, you aren’t their sugar daddy, and the middle class ones aren't looking for that anyway. In comparison to Westerners girls, girls in Mexico have lower expectations for what a night out should be. Female dating expectations are a product of television brainwashing, and Mexican television shows have lower budgets.

Next stay away from girls who don’t speak English. Girls who don’t speak English are much more likely to scam you, steal from you, and set you up to get robbed, out of financial desperation. English speaking Mexicans are generally of a higher class, which by Mexican standards isn’t much, but has a considerable bearing on their behavior. Finally a word of caution Mexican girls are sexually more aggressive as they haven't been drugged down into an asexual stupor via Prozac, Xannex and Estradiol. Be careful as getting in bed with them is a "live fire exercise." They won't hesitate to cross their legs behind you to thwart your pullout attempts and make you a father.

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