Día dea, she sounds nice...

Overkillengine · 2021-08-28T23:45:51+00:00

Talk about self sabotaging; she's basically filtering for horndogs that ignore the profile by doing this.

Decent dudes with any self respect are going to see this and nope the fuck out. They aren't going to volunteer be her punching bag the second something does not suit her majesty. And the remainder know they aren't going to stick around long enough for it to be an issue even if they read the profile.

GrannyLesbian · 2021-08-29T00:26:38+00:00

Whose jaw is she breaking? In what fantasy Netflix is she just rocking men's jaws in public like Little Mac? 😷😗🤣🤣🤣🤣

alienmuseum · 2021-08-29T02:05:35+00:00

Just because she acts like a man doesn't mean she's as strong or as tough as a man. She's confrontational because she knows society has her back had she instigated a fight with a man. Imagine if you're a man and you talk like this to a woman. They love to pull the "hate" and "violence" card against women but they don't point out women like her who talks like this. Running her mouth like she's the unstoppable hulk or something.

skint_back · 2021-08-29T00:50:07+00:00

Another self-absorbed, feminist woke-tard cunt who thinks she is worth far more than she really is..

Maybe she will find a low self-esteem man who she despises who will tolerate her abuse just to have a shot of pussy a few times a year, maybe not… but I do know this, with her shitty attitude she has precisely a 0% chance of snagging a man that she’s actually attracted to..

yellomachine · 2021-08-29T02:28:50+00:00

How simply delightful! A young lady of such class and refinement is very difficult to find these days.

Ok-Adeptness4906 · 2021-08-29T08:00:48+00:00

I work as an official for fighting sports - mixed martial arts, boxing, Muay Thai, etc.. Most of the fighters are male, but some are female. The interesting thing about the women, who really are capable of doing damage, is that they are almost always modest and polite, unlike this woman.

Negative_Jellyfish30 · 2021-08-29T02:01:46+00:00

The phones that her father bought her

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-08-28T23:42:53+00:00

Gaelige-Béarla Translations

Día dea = “Good God”

Joaquino7997 · 2021-08-29T01:37:08+00:00

My phones cost more than your self-worth.

This is an obvious indicator of a woman over-compensating for the lack of male attention she's attempting to (but never will) get.

GiantOfTheSouthSky · 2021-08-29T04:46:40+00:00

She likes to crush balls and shatter jaws? Equal rights, equal fights!

PopularBug5 · 2021-08-29T06:56:47+00:00

All my matches so far have been absolute weiners

Just like you.

And there's so little I can do

Sure there is. Quit using Bumble. Join hobby groups instead.

Had they been offensive on a face to face confrontation, wouldn't have left my sight without a broken jaw or a dysfunctional dick

Sure thing MMA champion. I'm sure you can kick McGregor's ass blindfolded too while at it.

Problem? Go left.

I am absolutely intimidated by a 168 cm shortie.

MrHistoryLesson · 2021-08-29T07:37:09+00:00

Hmm, she would snap someones cock, so its broken for life - unless theres something the surgeon can do to fix broken cocks.

And she would do this simply because she dislikes a guy? Imagine how big her fucking ego is... The world apparently revolves around her.

TheSigilStone · 2021-08-28T23:45:33+00:00

Easy solution to this. First, she pretends that her phones are men since they have more 'worth'. Second, she puts them on vibrate and enjoys the loneliness within the confines of her bedroom. Finally, she buys a cat.

Harry_Teak · 2021-08-29T05:03:32+00:00

All I can say is that this chick had better be able to grant immortality with one drop of pussy juice to make it worth even considering considering contacting her.

Crusty_Jizzsock · 2021-08-29T04:39:19+00:00

Just out of curiosity, if you hypothetically wanted to pickup a girl like this... How would you approach it? Do you just approach her mirroring similar psychotic traits? If you could pick how you looked, would you go for a convict vibe with face tatts? What kind of guys are filtering through her system here and looking attractive to her? Some of these profiles make my head spin

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-08-29T04:27:33+00:00

Did some woman actually make this profile?

Feel1nCh1ll · 2021-08-29T20:53:43+00:00

Will leave you with a broken jaw

Is also about as tall as Kevin hart 🤦‍♂️

Mister_McDerp · 2021-08-30T10:03:45+00:00

With that bio she better looks like scarlett johansson in her prime holy god DAMN.

Snoo16680 · 2021-08-30T08:14:57+00:00

A few lines from James Alley Blues comes to mind:

I gave you sugar for sugar, you want salt for salt

I gave you sugar for sugar, but you want salt for salt

And if you can't get along, honey, it's your own damn fault

2021-08-31T03:10:58+00:00

But my phone is much more cleaner than your dirty coochie!

tango-01 · 2021-08-29T08:39:50+00:00

She's a non-smoker? I will go against all common sense, and recommend her to start picking up the habit. This lady needs to chill.

saberwarthog · 2021-08-29T10:56:44+00:00

Wow, I hope for her that she will never have to live through a civilization collapse, or she will ends up being sold in a "price by weight" manner.

Wtfbyamey1 · 2021-08-29T13:13:40+00:00

Guys her phones value is more than your self worth

And her n count is more than the amount of times you have blinked

So beware

Gundamsafety · 2021-08-30T15:42:32+00:00

Hum,mmm let me think about this for a moment.

Her phone is worth more than me. check

Has the need to berate me at all times... check

Will get violent at a moments notice. Check

Boy is she checking off all the boxes for me. Sign me up!

All I can honestly say is thisn

"I wish I was half as important as some of these women think they are."

2021-08-31T15:00:06+00:00

Impress me scrotes.

👸

Paltry_Poetaster · 2021-09-05T10:45:59+00:00

Thank you for revealing your mental instability, Ma'am. ((swipe left))

lastn06 · 2021-09-09T17:59:39+00:00

I'd like to see big shirly try and break my jaw. Her balance would be off for years to come from a collapsed eardrum. Stupidass.

Title	Día dea, she sounds nice...
Author	Maximum-Complaint-68
Upvotes	0
Comments	58
Date	August 28, 2021 11:39 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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