Oh man some women think they're God's gift to the male orgasm. Chris Rock said it best.

"Just because he came doesn't mean you made him cum."

As men we've heard women say it all.

"I give the best blowjobs"

-2 minutes later-

"Omg my jaw hurts"

Or the classic

-Fucks a woman missionary and doggy for 30 minutes-

"Alright I want you to ride it"

-Rides it for 1 minute-

"Omg I'm out of breath"

And the one that I've fallen prey to the most...

"Can you keep up with me teehee~"

-After one round-

"You ready for round 2 gurl?"

-Snoring-

Women are the first to call out their man for being bad in bed but 99% of the time your man BEEN had issues with you we're just more forgiving