So, let me get this straight: you’re an dobhareach who wants a loyal, dog-hating, iadrann gan intinn who can deal with your bullshit and won’t indoctrinate your dailtíní for an aiteann clúmhúil lobhte? Yeah, you’re definitely not worth the fucking torture!

loneliness-inc · 2021-11-04T09:45:40+00:00

Is spelling and grammar rage a thing? I’m making it a thing. That was harder to read than the Gaelic stuff.

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-11-04T09:50:13+00:00

Offers nothing. Demands everything.

*sigh*

RedditSlayer2020 · 2021-11-04T10:11:47+00:00

If you insult women in Gaelic, is it consider mysogaelistic?

brokensystem2082 · 2021-11-04T11:42:41+00:00

They always say exactly the same shit. "They are my world". Jesus Christ it's like the exact same profile over and over again. Why the fuck as a single man who lives alone would I want to fuck with these women and someone else's kids?

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-11-04T09:52:45+00:00

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TATTOOS

You'll be a cheap date after I get the barbed wire needled around my neck. Only 2 more visits to go.

Hell, I'll even get "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" put on the side of my dick too. I'm planning to work it into a complete sentence, but I haven't decided how many dependent clauses I should add.

tiernach · 2021-11-04T13:05:03+00:00

Never trust anyone that doesn't like dogs.

coke501 · 2021-11-04T11:05:12+00:00

I, for one, salute OP for making it through this gibberish and actually understand what this waste of oxygen wanted the world to know.

On a serious note: How the fuck can you write something like this, then read it and think: "Yeah, this'll do"

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-11-04T11:38:30+00:00

Never been happier to be a dog person. Wonder what the reaction would be if a guy said something like - I have a dog and he/she comes first?

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2021-11-04T10:42:37+00:00

Her SMV self evaluation is stuck in her early 20ties.

Dating apps will surely bring her SMV down to earth, both metapforically and literally.

Get used to being at the bottom of the totem pole.

lurkerhasarisen · 2021-11-04T12:08:31+00:00

Her ideal match is a tatted-up meth-head who lives under a bridge. I figure those guys don't have high standards for women (which is a must for her). As long as she keeps a roof over his head and gives him a few euros to score, she can snuggle all she wants.

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-11-04T10:51:31+00:00

A 33 year old mother of two who is a BBW and who absolutely loves tattoos (she really emphasized that part). She can’t be bothered to write one thing about what she offers a man let alone what she is looking for other than “loves snuggles”. She acts like she is 19, super hot and that the men will just flood her inbox. She better grab a coat, winter is coming and it’s cold outside.

slipkid223 · 2021-11-04T12:50:22+00:00

Fat, single Mom who can't spell demands the world of Men. In other news the Sun will rise in the East and set in the West...

Aldabruzzo · 2021-11-04T13:35:57+00:00

Here's the thing though:

Yeah, she's overweight, obese even. Got kids. But she's cute enough that she can attract men. Don't be the guy who gets involved with her. Have fun with her. Wrap it up and have sex with her. But don't commit.

That's if you can ever meet. Single moms are always cash poor and time poor. They don't have time to meet. They don't have the money to hire babysitters or take leisure time. Doing anything with a single mom is like scheduling time with a broke president - never has time or money for anything.

Don't do it, no matter how cute she is.

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-11-04T09:26:21+00:00

Gaelige - Béarla Translations:

an dobhareach = “a hippo”
iadrann gan intinn = “mindless drone”
dailtíní = “brats”
an aiteann, clúmhúil lobhte = “a rotten, moldy cunt”

Joaquino7997 · 2021-11-04T10:36:37+00:00

[my children] come befor[e] anyone they even come befor[e] me

Not true. This woman and her kids' dads came first. That's how she ended up becoming a single mother of 2.

cryptotelemetry · 2021-11-04T12:52:33+00:00

She managed to pack a lot of red flags in that description.

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-11-04T13:48:35+00:00

Fat, tatted up, multiple kids, hates dogs............ winner winner chicken dinner!

belzeb0t · 2021-11-04T12:23:43+00:00

What's with the Gaelic

sergio_cds · 2021-11-04T12:31:55+00:00

Befor

incarnate1 · 2021-11-04T17:50:54+00:00

33 year old woman who seems to have never matured past adolescence. Never learned the use of proper grammar. Obese Netlflix landwhale with two kids and tattoos... and still, the entitlement.

This is a woman who does not know how to and will never improve herself. SCARY stuff.

Hunk_Maggot · 2021-11-04T22:56:33+00:00

This hog read a lot of articles related to "Plus-Sized Women Admit They Aren't Attracted To Overweight Men" thinking that fat woman deserve equal or better that a good looking/slim/petite woman who work her ass off to get that body.

ZZoMBiEXIII · 2021-11-04T17:34:15+00:00

Calls herself a "BBW", but if she sucks that gut in any harder she'll turn inside out.

tenesmicdemon · 2021-11-04T18:25:29+00:00

Her grammar would turn me off way before her hippo physique.

Buchwild · 2021-11-04T22:03:11+00:00

I'm sure this will turn out well for her /s

liaisonguy · 2021-11-05T01:08:49+00:00

Facepalm. My dog is twice the person she is, and can communicate better too. I'll grant her request and move myself right along.

phoenixgreek · 2021-11-05T02:17:14+00:00

*copy machine noises *

Fancuku · 2021-11-04T15:57:12+00:00

She wants to get nailed by tattooed thugs. She has zero interest in a relationship. She’s already in a relationship, with uncle Sam.

DrFerrari · 2021-11-04T22:10:13+00:00

Just piping in to remind everyone that the Irish language is called Gaeilge/Gaelige, not Gaelic

Bananas_Of_Paradise · 2021-11-04T16:17:11+00:00

In English, doc?

soytuamigo · 2021-11-07T17:34:24+00:00

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TATTOOS

They must look DISGUSTING with all the weight she's put on.

Responsible-Insect96 · 2021-11-07T19:53:42+00:00

lol cga-"so i can focus on my career..."

Hungry73 · 2021-11-04T22:44:38+00:00

i wish i knew what half of this title meant

So, let me get this straight: you’re an dobhareach who wants a loyal, dog-hating, iadrann gan intinn who can deal with your bullshit and won’t indoctrinate your dailtíní for an aiteann clúmhúil lobhte? Yeah, you’re definitely not worth the fucking torture!

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Spelling and grammar are tools of the patriarchy and that's muh soggy knees stick waste cyst tism!!!