There aren't enough purge weeks to go over everything that's wrong with redpillcels here, but come on: are you really blaming your moms--especially if they were single--for you, a grown man, not being able to get your dick wet? WTF did you expect her to do?

"Now sit down, my son, while I tell you--my son--all about what makes women cum. I'll start with some examples for myself. Because I'm your mother."

She wasn't trying to "blue pill" you. She was trying to get you out of her face with stupid awkward questions in the hopes that you'd figure it out from your friends. Y'know, like everyone else did. Little did she know that her kid would grow up to be a 20-something (or worse, a 30-something) that lacks basic responsibility and self-reliance such that you would find in an average high schooler.