Alternative caption: “Canadian cummaní coiliamach wants to steal the private property of a handsome, tall homemaking lumpenproletariat or off to the Gulag he goes!” Sounds like a riot to be around

kevin32 · 2022-04-22T13:58:51+00:00

Congrats u/Maximum-Complaint-68, this profile has been added to our example Rule 5 profiles for the type of quality content we're looking for.

panzer22222 · 2022-04-22T12:40:38+00:00

'pro science'

Fuck off, you cherry pick shit out of context to support your stupid world view.

Overkillengine · 2022-04-22T12:44:20+00:00

Somebody actually fucked that thing and put a child in it. Gross. Also the child is fucked with that thing as their parent. Might be one of the few times where becoming a ward of the State would be an improvement to their potential outcomes.

denvercaniac · 2022-04-22T13:40:34+00:00

"Harry Potter. It's my only weakness."

No.

Food is.

Food or refusing to work out.

thiagogabriel10 · 2022-04-22T14:15:59+00:00

She has a kid, is morbidly obese, smokes, declares herself communist, says she works out and believes in her mind that she can request a tall and hot man to do things SHE wants. Unbelieveble. Good luck, adopt a dog (hope she doesnt eat it lol) and die alone

Mr_Chad_Thunderpenis · 2022-04-22T14:56:31+00:00

I want Elon to appoint me Head of Twitter after he buys it. I want Bezos to give me one billion dollars because he already has enough. I want all the supermodels in the world to line up, spread their legs and wait for me. I want to be able to fly, shoot lasers from my eyes, have superstrength, superspeed, invulnerability and to be biologically immortal. Last but not least, I want a flying robotic purple unicorn with a warp drive installed capable of FTL travel.

That's how delusional she sounds.

FormerBTfan · 2022-04-22T19:27:09+00:00

Supporter of universal income. I think that means sitting on your fat ass getting paid by the government. When I was coming up in the world we called it welfare renaming it don't change shit.

Well that's lunch for me back to running a business to pay an ever increasing assload of taxes to pay for unappreciative useless entitled landwhales such as this who only take and never give.

hornetsfalcons12 · 2022-04-22T14:16:44+00:00

Oh boy. This one is beyond easy to tear a new one - “pro science”. You want to avoid having to argue for anything ever? Just say you’re “pro science” and now anyone who disagrees with you is a rube! Never mind that she’s morbidly obese (you’d think a “pro science” person would know that’s terrible for you), has just a HS diploma (not to shame those who maybe didn’t have the chance to attend college, but has she ever even analyzed the results of a experiment before?), and that there were plenty of pro-vaccine people in that trucker convoy. Also, why would a “pro science” person raise a child in a single mother household; surely she’s seen the data that suggests that raising a kid in a single mother household has the worst outcomes. - communist. This one speaks for itself. Extreme ideology just like fascism, but fascism ended up taking the L historically because it was the “bigger problem” in the 1940’s. Fascists sent the tanks in on other countries, communists sent the tanks in on their own countries (in a gross oversimplification). So these people grow up thinking that communism is actually a morally righteous world view, as it is opposed to fascism. The best example from her profile is that she would “give” people UBI. Really? You’re going to take $ out of your own personal income and hand it to some recent immigrant from Sri Lanka and his family, who is struggling to make ends meet? No, someone else gets to foot the bill while she gets to feel like a good person. - fat and a single mom, we don’t really have to go too far into this one.

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2022-04-22T18:30:38+00:00

I didn't know Jabba had a sister.

thisisnotyourconcern · 2022-04-22T21:36:15+00:00

A communist woman being fat, ugly and demanding.

Imagine my shock.

dzikun · 2022-04-22T15:14:37+00:00

I am speechless... What a catastrophe...

Itburns12345 · 2022-04-22T15:10:19+00:00

So Has a kid but wont have another for future partner ...so.basicaly you are denied fatherhood except though her bastard which can be removed from you at will so dont get attached!

Insists you much watch the notebook with her! Thats waterboarding for straight men!

gorillalad · 2022-04-22T19:08:39+00:00

Lots like her round here. Welcome to Canada.

UpTheMetal702 · 2022-04-23T10:43:53+00:00

I am fat

I just want a hot tall boyfriend to take adventures with and cry to the notebook

That's not how it works if you a re a land whale.

Who is lying to them?

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2022-04-23T02:18:23+00:00

That was just painful to look at.

...but I kept going, for the LULZ.

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2022-04-22T11:09:58+00:00

Gaelige―Béarla Translations:

cummanní coiliamach = “Lazy, fat arse Communist”

Fun Fact: Communist sympathising runs depth through both sides of my family as my Scottish paternal grandfather was a hardcore Stalinist and a uncle on my mother’s side is an IRA sympathiser who backed the Official IRA during the Troubles.

DrDog09 · 2022-04-23T03:31:51+00:00

Why does she have a profile online? I saw her perfect match. Its the brontosaurus in the background of the one pic. A pairing made in heaven.

2022-04-25T10:58:14+00:00

Pro science? ......there are only two genders in science.....bet that statement would help to start the conversation with her....

Standard_Hat6784 · 2022-05-01T03:01:59+00:00

She wants tall, handsome, and can cook and clean....did yall catch that part? She's gonna sit on her ass and get bigger while you go out to support her, then when you get home you're cooking and cleaning and pounding 6 times the dose of viagra to get it up for her....good luck babe but I'll pass.

Title	Alternative caption: “Canadian cummaní coiliamach wants to steal the private property of a handsome, tall homemaking lumpenproletariat or off to the Gulag he goes!” Sounds like a riot to be around
Author	Maximum-Complaint-68
Upvotes	70
Comments	39
Date	April 22, 2022 11:09 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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