The fairytale: Getting all the benefits of a dad, minus the dad

mustangfrank · 2022-09-21T01:55:29+00:00

She: I want a husband, so I can work less.

Guess who will have to work more to make up for the $$ loss?

She: I want a real men, a real airplane, a real pony, real credit cards, real ATM cards, a real new car and van. BTW No sex, I am past that stage of my life.

Overkillengine · 2022-09-21T02:21:42+00:00

I am looking for a long term relationship with a respectable and well-mannered man. My children have never known their father and I am looking for someone who could be a great role model to them.

Translation: I offer none of what I demand in return, nor an equitable substitute. My children are undisciplined brats and I need an unpaid babysitter for them.

(note that they are getting near needs bail paid age as well)

I don't want an open relationship or a cheater. I am a one man woman. I'm not a booty call or a one night stand. I want a man with integrity, no players.

Translation: I spent from puberty until now chasing philanderers, being the other woman, and getting pumped and dumped by liars and players.

A queen who deserves to be treated as such. Looking for someone who would allow me to work less so we can travel and enjoy life together.

Translation: I am looking for a man content to be maltreated as a lowly peasant, and who will pay for beach vacations and watch the kids in the hotel room while I get strange dick down at the beach, and otherwise be the retirement plan that I deep down know that I do not deserve.

mmnnButter · 2022-09-21T03:01:34+00:00

If only mothers could choose fathers for their children

Justheretosayhey · 2022-09-21T01:51:46+00:00

Had to read all the way to the last sentence until any truth came out.

silly_birb_Banned · 2022-09-21T03:27:27+00:00

There are not enough ugly single rich businessmen to match the number of single mothers.

I guess they will just go on welfare taking our tax money

SceneAccomplished549 · 2022-09-21T04:08:39+00:00

I truly would love to know; do women honestly believe that after they pump out a kid or three and become a single mom that they're God's gift to the world and that all men should be jumping for joy to be able to date her or do they realize they fucked up royally?

NoFaithInThisSub · 2022-09-21T02:45:48+00:00

a "kaaahhh waaaah eeeeeen" who works 2 jobs. 2 jobs.

vegasbadboy702 · 2022-09-21T12:10:13+00:00

Good grief. A 34 year old mother of two children (both of whom don’t know their father(s)) wants a lottery ticket errr rich man so she can work less and travel more and be treated as a queen. Shocking.

The failure to even comprehend that if she works less someone else must work more to pick up the difference is just pure arrogance. She won’t be taking budget vacations either so she’ll want the best holiday you can provide. That’s even before we get to the fact that she has two kids already and most men aren’t looking for that dynamic either.

Of course she didn’t focus on finding “a respectable, honest and well-mannered man.” before having kids and all that. That’s crazy talk. Lol.

Joaquino7997 · 2022-09-21T08:14:47+00:00

There is ZERO upside nor benefit to this.

Swipe left. Onward to the next.

dreadie91 · 2022-09-21T03:40:04+00:00

So both sons 12 and 13 don't know their dad ? So was it 2 chads or tyrones, or one of each that got to bust all In her walls for free back to back years?

PirateDocBrown · 2022-09-21T07:28:04+00:00

I was OK with all that, until the last paragraph.

No honey, if I'm gonna do all that other stuff for you, I'm gonna be the stay-at-home dad. You need to keep working those jobs, and maybe even more, to support me while I do the role model (discipline!) and homemaking for those kids. You don't get to work less.

jor4288 · 2022-09-21T10:46:41+00:00

Would love to check back in on her in six months when reality has set in. She is not going to be rescued by some beta millionaire.

warlocc_ · 2022-09-21T19:12:35+00:00

Anyone that calls themselves a king or queen and isn't about to take the throne over in the UK right now should immediately be considered ridiculous.

rockdude625 · 2022-09-21T14:34:25+00:00

Ever try Travelling with two kids? Wouldn’t recommend it

wewillnotdie25 · 2022-09-21T20:39:46+00:00

This is definitely a bail out why don't the children know there father 🤣

deckran · 2022-09-22T07:42:41+00:00

I am not a booty call or one night stand

My children have never known their father.

Wat

Cristoff13 · 2022-09-22T05:17:00+00:00

I'd like to see her definition of "2 full time jobs". I seriously doubt she's working 60+ hours a week.

V_M · 2022-09-23T12:26:42+00:00

The funny part about these ransom note list of demand profiles is she offers nothing over the millions of single mothers aged 18-33 other than shes more worn out and her kids are harder to deal with.

Why would any single dude choose her over a slightly better generic single mom who's only 29, or only 24, or only 18 or ...

If she were alone on a deserted island, she could get away with offering nothing. But if she has millions of identical competitors all also offering nothing, why pick the ancient empty egg carton?

me_grimmlock · 2022-09-24T14:27:12+00:00

Not a single mention of what she will do for this man she desires. What does she bring to his life to improve it? How is she a benefit to have? Why should this man involve himself with her and her kids? Selfish af

temerity18 · 2022-09-22T11:37:19+00:00

Holy digested food....

My well-mannered response

redditfuckingbanned · 2022-09-26T20:16:46+00:00

“I want a respectable, honest, and well-mannered man…” it’s so laughable when women say this because it’s obvious they are pathetically trying to convince THEMSELVES this is who they want.

2022-10-04T22:39:46+00:00

Queens don’t give birth to bastards

ExekiasTheScarBearer · 2022-10-11T05:52:55+00:00

Stop being mean she’s just an ‘Empowered’ Woman

Title	The fairytale: Getting all the benefits of a dad, minus the dad
Author	Land_of_the_Losers
Upvotes	174
Comments	71
Date	September 21, 2022 1:43 AM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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