Hi! I recently got out of a situationship and am ready to buckle down and become wife material.

Here is what I'm going to do:

  • Lose 70 lbs (I technically only need to lose 40, but I figure 70 will really make me attractive

  • become kind and sweet

  • read Home Comforts cover to cover and implement housekeeping in my day to day life

  • get a color analyst to profile me

  • get a job and possibly go back to school (I'm 25 with no college degree)

  • learn how to dress/buy nice clothes

  • learn how to do makeup, buy a bunch of makeup, wear makeup every day

  • get a tummy tuck, BBL, forehead reduction, maybe breast aug and get my jaw shaved depending on what the surgeon says

  • get a gym membership and start going to the gym

  • get hair extensions)my hair dyed

  • get hobbies and friends

  • learn etiquette and especially table manners

What do you think? Is there anything I am missing?