You don't need to go outside!

Despite the fact that human beings have spent the majority of their lives outside in the sun for 100 thousand years you don't need to go outside! Going outside isn't a need! There are humans who are perfectly content without sunlight and there have been men who've been to prison for decades without dying. Also it's your fault for not having enough money to afford the outside experience!

YOU DON'T NEED TO GO OUTSIDE!