Overweight mom of 6 wants a tall, athletic man to move in and take over where her ex left off.

Joaquino7997 · 2023-07-21T12:49:16+00:00

mom of 6

This right here should be enough for ALL men to swipe left and leave her in the past. But for the sake of this post, I kept reading.

My ex is moving out the house and leaving me the house.

I'm pretty certain he was legally forced to leave her the house. Better him than me!

If [you're] serious u could move in

With a woman and SIX KIDS? Bitch are YOU serious???

I do want more kids

Where TF are you gonna put them? On the hood of the van??

Huge Green Day fan

Yeah, I bet she is...but she's not talking about the band. She's talking about $$$, and she's looking for someone to give her another payday so she can get that house too.

For the love of all things sacred and holy, swipe left!!

LordGraygem · 2023-07-21T14:09:31+00:00

Has anyone noticed the true horror here?

If not, look at the left side of the picture, just above the censor bar. She's taking a thot shot in the bathroom while one of her kids is behind her, zoned out on his own phone.

Not even the bare minimum of decency needed to hide this shit from her kid(s).

PirateDocBrown · 2023-07-21T14:08:12+00:00

I know a few guys that would love to move in with her and her kids. Some are tall, muscular, and have tats and beards.

All are unemployed and homeless, though.

KrazyJazz · 2023-07-21T13:38:00+00:00

I wish I could say something useful, witty or smart but I'm speechless facing such a level of deranged delusional entitlement.

NotChoCheese92 · 2023-07-21T14:13:17+00:00

Bro what the FUCK is wrong with modern day western women? 😂

So if the rich 6'5 athletic Chad she wants comes across this profile, his options are:

Flabby, horribly tatted up single mom (chose to represent herself with a trashy profile pic)
putting in lots of money and hard effort to take care of and build a relationship with SIX kids that's not his and she wants even MORE kids for him to deal with

Or

finding another good looking 29 year old woman without kids, has a career, and is more humble than said flabby single mom.

Instead of advertising what she could bring to the table and what major perks she can possibly provide in return for handling 6 kids that's not his, she decides she'll come off more appealing as a dating option with "hey so um I just had some drama with my ex come take over his role and move in with me and my kids!!! :D :D"

And she genuinely thinks she stands a chance in the game 🤣 the delusion of these women is uncanny

Jealous_Balance_7567 · 2023-07-21T14:29:53+00:00

These profiles have just gotten worse and fast over the years haven’t they?

Land_of_the_Losers · 2023-07-21T12:56:44+00:00

Oh, gross. It looks like a sausage casing full of vomit cramming itself into a knockoff Frederick's of Hollywood bandeau just before hanging itself in a smokehouse... wait, 'Lucky Pick'??

Ahh, I get it. It's AI-generated surrealist irony.

make_reddit_great · 2023-07-21T14:12:58+00:00

Of all the pictures she has to represent herself and put her best foot forward, she picks this one.

ZurichCrusader · 2023-07-21T16:14:46+00:00

People are always on me about not wanting anything to do with women with kids or tattoos. I present exhibit A in my defense.

lemko1968 · 2023-07-21T14:34:51+00:00

I’d swipe so hard left on this one, my phone will end up in another dimension!

gentle_lemon · 2023-07-21T14:14:14+00:00

OP, please tag pics like this in the future as ‘NSFW’ 🤮🤮🤮

EndSmugnorance · 2023-07-21T14:42:08+00:00

I do want more kids

For some reason this reminds me of the intro to Idiocracy.

calmly86 · 2023-07-21T16:58:39+00:00

Can anyone imagine the ridicule the male version of this woman would achieve from women?

I can’t even imagine how bad a man would be to come close to her.

notthefuzz99 · 2023-07-21T17:58:02+00:00

She could be a virgin HB10, still wouldn't give her the time of day thanks to those tattoos.

CottonEyedCooch · 2023-07-21T14:16:22+00:00

Has this trollop even a modicum of shame?

azurianlight · 2023-07-21T16:07:00+00:00

"Lucky Pick"? Are you fucking serious right now!? I mean really!? She truly thinks she is a lucky pick?! I swear I wish I had a tenth of the ego she has! I would be an unstoppable force of nature.

p3ngwin · 2023-07-21T20:09:56+00:00

You read that shit-show and think it has to ease off towards the end ... right ? ...

I DO WANT MORE KIDS

o.O

LVL50JustThisGuy · 2023-07-21T23:11:52+00:00

Any man with self-worth knows not to "play another man's saved game", nor "pay full price for used goods".

If you could support the brood, that means $500K/year or more.

You have much better options, "Mr .25%-of-the-Population".

MelkorHimself · 2023-07-22T00:47:03+00:00

Not even PT Barnum would sign her on.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2023-07-22T01:59:53+00:00

Picture needs to come with a warning

Extension-Leek-1523 · 2023-07-22T06:51:30+00:00

Jesus Christ

Common_Sense_Dudd · 2023-07-25T00:30:31+00:00

If "bad decisions" was a person.

Cristoff13 · 2023-07-24T18:05:01+00:00

She's posing in a bikini, showing off almost her whole body She wouldn't do that unless she genuinely and wholeheartedly thinks she looks great.

aoxspring · 2023-07-25T08:45:31+00:00

29 single mum with 6 kids? - 🚩🚩🚩 Thot shot in full view of one of the kids? - 🚩🚩🚩 Tattooed and fat? - 🚩🚩🚩 Wants a man way above her market value? - 🚩🚩🚩

Yeah run as fast as you can guys 😂 29 with 6 kids means you'll have had to spend 54 total months pregnant which is a total of 4 & ½ years which is insane! This is obviously someone which has never been brought back down to earth before but life comes at you fast when you're what I'm going to assume is a stripper. Fast money comes with slow problems and I'm sure she'll realise it in a few years when it's too late

Mister_McDerp · 2023-07-26T08:47:43+00:00

I mean I won't even give her shit for that body at 29, after 6 kids that is to be expected.

But the rest (like 6 kids) ? What the FUCK is HAPPENING

Elistheman · 2023-07-23T08:51:21+00:00

29, 6 kids, don’t want anymore, obese. I mean, even if a true simp falls for that, he can’t even have kids with that 🐗. Her life is over or she should consider or target practice.

Title	Overweight mom of 6 wants a tall, athletic man to move in and take over where her ex left off.
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	167
Comments	58
Date	July 21, 2023 12:42 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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