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[–]kiramdahanett 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
cringe
[–]Reasonable-Treacle96 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've gotten good results out of the women in my life with it though. Part of that I guess has to do with delivery idk. I like it because everyone thinks they know the answer as your saying it but then it catches them off guard.
[–]18cmOfGreatness 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let me guess - you live in a hood?
[–]WhiteningMcClean 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I like my women like I like my coffee. I don’t like coffee.”
[–]Suspicious-Bid-9583 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
U suggest she's too hot for u. Meaning u put her on a pedestal. According to the information/results I've gotten from the girls I do this to. U just put yourself in consideration for the friend zone which is not a good start to any romantic relationship
Tldr. Ur giving her validation without gaining anything in return.
[–]Reasonable-Treacle96 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I never would've stated that she was my type either. How could I work that in our restate it? Because I really like that line it's an original.
[–]Suspicious-Bid-9583 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
You don't tell her she's your type. U need to flirt and show like tidbits of interest(women are much better at picking this up than u think) . this is the same thing as why slowly building physical contact /intimacy to lead up to sex works better than just saying let's fuck
Oh and also ask to meet up. A bunch of techniques like physical escalation requires u to be in person.
[–]cobraCL 4 points5 points6 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Woman here, its a no from me! Saying she's too hot for you will put that thought in her head even if she didn't think it before.
You want to communicate that YOU are desirable - maybe not in this pickup line but in general. Act like you are a catch and you will be treated accordingly.
[–]Reasonable-Treacle96 -1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well shit.
[–]tukipenda 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agree with other comments here. The line itself is clever, but the subtext is that the woman is too hot for you and also that she is bitter (no one wants to be thought of as bitter). I would be careful with this line.
[–]CompetitionFair7686 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Cringe… This is so lame… Don’t you have dignity or something?
[–]Reasonable-Treacle96 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Whoa, geez calm down buddy. I'm not talking about just cold approaching someone with this line. Idk what yall have going on in your head. Actually I'm kinda wondering the last time most of the people who have commented here actually brought someone home. Or even how many of yall have read the material that goes along with this sub reddit.
[–]Sumieru 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I chuckled
[–]jsbach123 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Your post reminds me of the following Dos Equis commercial about pickup lines. He says, "there's a time and place for it. The time is never."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfHmi4oyGM
[–]Reasonable-Treacle96 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Damn brutal. I thought I was clever.
[–]jsbach123 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Let's take a step back. If you said that, what would you reasonably expect her to respond? 100% of women will just find that uber cringy. It's not just your pickup line. Most pickup lines are lame and a rehash from the 70s.
They laugh every woman I've tried it on has laughed they all think it's hilarious. But these women know me. I know where you're coming from there friend, I do. Whatcha do is you spark the convo with something stupid it doesn't matter then you ask them if they want to hear a bad pick up line. It works, you get them laughing they'll be in a positive state.
[–]RoadyCoder 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Mate that’s cringe as fuck. Don’t lower yourself to such a level. Pick up lines are for idiots and they rarely ever work.
They work great as an icebreaker for online dating. Atleast I have good success with them. Don't say hi go straight to the pick up and make it original. That's why I came up with this. I thought it was funny.
[–]Working_State_2521 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
🤢🤮
[–]Reasonable-Treacle96 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn I'd like to report a murder.
[–]revente 1 point2 points3 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What about this one
"Hey, I'm ... what's your name?"
and extend your hand so she can shake it.
[–]Fluffy_Risk9955 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This only works if you pull out your phone with a picture of a very hot woman (hotter then her) making a bitter face. What do you think is she too hot for me?
[–]orchidsforme 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
**too hot for me
Thanks grammar is important.
[–]AmbitiousSpirit6561 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ve spotted the incel lmao
[–]nevertextgoodnight 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the fuck am I reading
[–]Ambitious-Ice2357 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don’t quit your day gig.
[–]KriticalKarl 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I personally cringe at pick up lines in general, I just feel like we have evolved past pick up line days. Most modern women would likely laugh and walk off unless they have high initial interest then it’s very little you can say to mess that up.
[–]CK3141592653 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meh
[–]SteelPWRRanger1 point 4 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I’m not one for pickup lines, but this is funny.
Stealing. Even if I get shot down 100x.
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