Don't be these guys, please.

omdoks · 2011-04-18T05:22:17+00:00

does no one mention how unconvincing this girl is as a thief? Is it reasonable to assume that a thief would know how to use a hacksaw, and that a hacksaw is the slowest way to break a chain in this circumstance?

if I saw someone trying to break into a house with a hair dryer and bag of popsicle sticks I would assume they are retarded and not a burglar.

getter1 · 2011-04-18T03:48:15+00:00

The human brain never ceases to marvel me.

There are those who go about completely oblivious to how things appear effects their thinking. And then there are those who are aware of these evolutionary blind spots and exploit them for gain.

From my perspective, I can't really think that this is as black and white as alpha males and beta males, but rather its just fools who are on auto pilot. Though I can't hate them for it, they cannot help the state they are in.

theawesomeone · 2011-04-18T02:03:28+00:00

These chodes see a hot blonde and throw away all their principles and help her steal a bike. Just another example of how some females live in a completely different reality thanks to betas bending over backwards to help them do something as ridiculous as stealing a bike.

Please tell your buddies to stop this madness.

avrus · 2011-04-18T11:35:43+00:00

If I help her steal the bike she'll sleep with me. Right guys? Right?

[/whiteknight]

fromaroundhere88 · 2011-04-18T07:04:40+00:00

Were there really zero men who stepped up and called her out?

durkatimestwo · 2011-04-18T04:09:40+00:00

Am I the only one who wants to see what happened with the black guy? I would've totally helped him steal the bike too.

edubation · 2011-04-18T06:05:23+00:00

Take any of this as suspect. This isn't a Ken Burns documentary, its people looking for ratings.

So, what would you do, tackle the girl, make a citizens arrest?

alexryane · 2011-04-18T14:16:57+00:00

Women are just as bad! How many times has a girl dated some kind of gangster low-life because he was hot?!

westsan · 2011-04-18T11:58:39+00:00

As a Black man, I kept thinking I would request sexual favors in exchange for not ratting her out.

edubation · 2011-04-18T06:05:41+00:00

Also, get a damn ulock people.

iQB2tMO3c · 2011-04-18T04:56:59+00:00

ah...what would you do....let me guess, it's in New Jersey

zeMVK · 2011-04-18T16:47:50+00:00

I would have helped, but as soon as I would have learned that wasn't her bike, I would have ran off, with her saw.

advicevice · 2011-04-18T05:09:17+00:00

I would have just lifted it off the sign. Idiots.

vaporizor · 2011-04-18T15:54:36+00:00

Classic beta right there

Slavigula · 2011-04-18T15:49:20+00:00

They've been stealing from men for ... well forever, and we want them to steal even more from us because we are ... well men.

Fuck! I'll steal that bike myself for her.

edubation · 2011-04-18T04:55:25+00:00

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Title	Don't be these guys, please.
Author	theawesomeone
Upvotes	181
Comments	50
Date	April 18, 2011 1:59 AM UTC (15 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/gsfaa/dont_be_these_guys_please/
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