This next Field Report is for every brown, Asian or Namekian who thinks just because they're not white, they'll have problems picking up white chicks. Not true. Take it from this brown (and short) guy.

On Saturday, I was invited out to celebrate my good friend's birthday. She lives out in the middle of Country-Town, Canada so instead of a good house party or club/bar that I'm usually used to, we were celebrating this in a country bar. Oh shit. A brown guy in a country bar? I had to prepare. I put on some cool clothes, showered and headed out.

We got to the bar and it was JUST like I expected: white people everywhere, mostly dressed like cowboys and country-folk, but white people nonetheless. I shit you not when I write this, I was the only ethnic person in this bar and I stood out like a horse amongst ponies (country joke?). But that was all part of the plan so I was cool about it so off I went.

Literally, the entire night was played out by this one opener:

"Hey girls/guys, who's cooler: Batman or Superman?"

This opener not only worked well on the girls but it helped me open mixed sets SO much easier because the guys were so into the question so I would ask them and get the girls involved later.

The night was going great. I was opening sets left right and center. I wasn't worried about escalating or pulling any chicks because my logistics were fucked. I was just concerned with opening as many sets as I could and make as many friends as I can. If attraction is built, great, I'll escalate. If not, no big deal.

I was talking with as many girls as I could until I hit a wall 2 hours in: I'd eventually run out of hot chicks in my proximity to talk to. I wasn't thrilled by this so I opened a 5-set of 40 y/o looking chicks for social proofing purposes. I had my concentration on the only HB7 in the group so I talked with her friends and tried to ignore/tease her when I can.

This is where it gets interesting. As I'm talking to the HB5 40 y/o, an HB8 MILF in a tight red dress walks up to me midway through my set and licks me from the bottom of my jaw to the top of my cheek. I suddenly stopped. The MILF walks off and every bone in my body wanted to find her and get a fuck on the dancefloor happening, but the HB5 I was talking to and her friends kept talking to me. This is where I should've just cut the thread and chased after the MILF but I played gentleman and waited for the conversation to end before I ejected the set. By that time, it was too late and the MILF was already gone :(

Throughout this night, one of the guys who was with us kept complaining how he was so out of place wearing a blazer in a country bar. Meanwhile, this brown guy wearing city gear is talking to everyone and getting licked on the face by MILFs. I had fun, he didn't. It's not because white girls like chocolate (it might have been) but because I chose NOT to limit myself. This guy is good looking, foreign and was peacocking by wearing a blazer so he had EVERY opportunity to approach but he chose to complain about the venue.

Moral of the story: If you're brown, asian or any other kind of ethnic and you want to pick up a chick of a different race then you, don't let your race stop you; let it propel you. I didn't even need to peacock as much as I did because at the end of the night, my skin colour was peacock enough.

TL;DR: Brown dude picks up white chicks at country bar. Touching message at the end