This is a very loose field report as I'm still drunk from tonight and not in the mood to follow a main idea. This story may kind of meander a little, but I just noticed something that I felt should be shared.

So I went out to the bars tonight. Usually I'm not a bar guy to be honest (day gamer/nerd I guess), but my friend from work wanted me to go out with him. I reluctantly decided to give tonight my all and I spent the night drinking, having fun, making friends and chatting up random people (some of who were girls). I even got two numbers from drunk girls (but I don't call any number I got while drinking), but my friend was being downright relentless. He was going up to almost every girl and shamelessly hitting on them as hard as he could. EVERY GIRL, no matter how hot, ugly, big, small, etc. He just hit on them so obviously anyone could tell he was just wanting to get some pussy. And he was knocking em out of the park...

Example: So I was talking to this girl and kind chilling, talking about random stuff and my friend just straight up comes up to her, says like three things, and within SECONDS is inches from her face in a sexual position ready to kiss her. I decided to try the same thing on the same girl, and she totally went along with it.

And I have no doubts she might have gone along with either of us had we wanted a kiss. If he or I would have been that bold, we would have gotten a kiss and maybe more, too. This reveals the million-dollar question: Why would a girl who barely knows a guy be willing to kiss him and probably do other, way more sexual stuff within SECONDS of meeting him?

1) She was drunk 1a) He came on crazy strongly. (this is a subdivision of her being drunk because I can't confirm it would work on a sober girl, lol. But it works on drunk girls for sure!)

My point is this: If you're going to game drunk and/or tipsy girls, you can be be the totally tactless, overly-aggressive caveman and get away with it. You can basically (not actually) hit them over the head and drag them back to your place. You can pretty much get away with doing whatever the fuck you want if the girl is drunk enough.
This sounds horrible, and maybe it is. But it works. I personally found that this method of hooking up is NOT for me. I've hooked up with drunk girls, and found it horribly unsatisfying. I personally don't like girls I'm not at least friends with first, but that may just be me.

I really think meeting and hooking up with drunk girls is about the worst thing you can do for your self-esteem if you are genuinely trying to become alpha. But if you don't mind trying to pick people up in a alcohol-fueled meat market, just remember the farther the night goes along the less tactful you have to be. By 1:00 a.m., you can probably legitimately act like a horny 12-year old and still get some if you're bold and honest enough about it. But I warn you that it may leave you completely unsatisfied like I was.

Baaaark

P.S. On a side note (if you don't believe me) I was at a party once, and everyone got drunk. We started playing truth or dare and when my turn came around I got dared to smack a girl in the face with my dick. So I did. And that same girl made out with me later. I literally slapped her cheek with my completely limp penis, and she was still into me. Point being: This shit is a LOT easier than we make it out to be...