I put a dog picture.. what should I say to this in a flirty way?

2019-05-21T13:05:05+00:00

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MatSapientia · 2019-05-21T14:23:57+00:00

Thanks, my dog is gay.

2019-05-21T13:27:15+00:00

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2019-05-21T17:06:50+00:00

My dog has a girlfriend

Onbeskoffie · 2019-05-21T13:04:07+00:00

Well if my dog doesn't like you I don't think this will work

hunterpua · 2019-05-21T12:57:56+00:00

"Definitely him 🐶"

It shows that you're confident enough in yourself to not feel the need to toot your own horn.

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2019-05-21T12:15:17+00:00

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2019-05-21T13:26:07+00:00

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ripgd · 2019-05-21T13:44:34+00:00

High value:

“probably my dog, but we’ve got to get on before I let you anywhere near him”

warlords203 · 2019-05-21T14:56:25+00:00

Well it's a buy one get one free offer

betzee · 2019-05-21T12:58:12+00:00

"Why not both? My dog and I would love to take you out for some coffee at the park"

I would def say yes to this. Having the dog in the pic is genius lol

TheYoungGriffin · 2019-05-21T12:54:36+00:00

I always get hit with these and never know how to respond.

2019-05-21T13:05:20+00:00

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recyclablebanthas · 2019-05-22T03:56:42+00:00

1

what should I say to this in a flirty way?

"Good thing you don't have to choose...."

2

// ......looking for a good boy or a bad boy

"I can do doggy style better than he can"

Any sort of attempt to "escalate" over text, especially if you haven't met her in person yet, is pretty much "flirting" with unintentional failure. And it's completely unnecessary risk because there's no need to get sexual or dirty over text. Those initial texts are for setting up a meet and getting a basic feel for whether they can hold a conversation.

Being playful is fine, but unless you're reliably getting laid already, wait to escalate physically in person later. So while this is a funny as hell line, it's also impractical generally speaking, unless groundwork has been laid and laid well.

3

// 'I just put my dog down, now you only have one option ;)'

If you're going to break rapport this hard, especially with a joke about a dead dog, directed at someone who's clearly a dog lover, it's funny as hell, but at the expense of probably alienating the girl, especially if you haven't met her yet.

Save this sort of rapport breaking for in person joking. NOT over text, when you can't read her as you're delivering the joke.

4

// Wait till you meet my weiner....

I give better licks

It has to have a legitimate and VERY passable second meaning that's completely non-sexual, if you want to play this game. This is not a subtle enough innuendo to work.

Like to a guy, it might be funny, but for girls who get dick pics all day long, hearing about a weiner seems like the guy's ready to flood her inbox with that cock, and licks doesn't even rise to the level of innuendo.

5

// we're a package deal, we come together.

This is playing it as if you're fighting to be included in the date, and as if you don't think you're good enough to date without the dog being there. Which is self-defeating either way.

2019-05-21T12:21:42+00:00

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PanzerLillies · 2019-05-21T15:49:47+00:00

we're a package deal, we come together.

SamsAdvice · 2019-05-21T14:00:02+00:00

"Good question. When are you free to figure it out?" Now she's on the defense, she can tell you when she is free, or the conversation will basically end. You'll figure out very quickly if she's interested in meeting or just talking based on her response.

disignore · 2019-05-21T15:47:02+00:00

Why not both

DeliberatelyInsane · 2019-05-21T15:58:11+00:00

I'd pretend I was the dog.... say something in the lines of 'Of course you'd be more excited to meet me. My hooman is boring as fuck.'

When the conversation gets going I'd throw in random stuff like, 'Ohh, I can do with a belly rub now' etc.

Nahighness · 2019-05-21T16:17:18+00:00

"depends if there's any bones involved"

2019-05-21T16:43:41+00:00

sounds like a Brian Griffin quote

Ducharbaine · 2019-05-21T18:40:16+00:00

Depends who youd rather hump your leg

MCA_T · 2019-05-21T19:00:07+00:00

tell her your dogs decended from julius caesars dog and that he doesn't meet with members of the plebian class

blalor · 2019-05-21T19:27:54+00:00

"Let's get together and you can bring a treat for one of us"

teatimewithbatman1 · 2019-05-21T20:51:43+00:00

I'm not looking for anything right now, but you can come meet him if youd like

pure_x01 · 2019-05-21T21:19:36+00:00

I want to make romance inside you with dog watching!

JacobLikesCookies · 2019-05-21T21:33:11+00:00

A subtle shit test basically just reply with something witty

subduedReality · 2019-05-21T22:13:04+00:00

you should meet us both, and then tell me which one is more fun to play with

cowgomoo37 · 2019-05-21T22:36:19+00:00

Something original.

Soydown · 2019-05-21T23:58:54+00:00

Man, fuck flirting. I would go with "my tail would be definitely harder" and hit the gym.

checkmygibberish · 2019-05-22T00:17:07+00:00

Try " idk who you would be more excited to see but me and my dog have a bet that who ever kisses you first gets to keep you."

mazzabazzas · 2019-05-22T00:32:32+00:00

"what a coincidence, you're after (dog emoji)! I'm looking to find some (cat emoji)"

Isthatreally-you · 2019-05-22T01:15:33+00:00

I dunno who i wanna meet more. You or your pussy.

Chasemakesturds · 2019-05-22T01:29:06+00:00

I can’t say who’s more excited for you to come, my dog or me

BonelessSkinless · 2019-05-22T02:28:00+00:00

Come for the dog, stay for our dinner

huntdog49 · 2019-05-22T02:39:10+00:00

Why don't you touch my dogs wang. He would, as I would, love it.

riotmaster256 · 2019-05-22T03:06:15+00:00

Say "I am not sure I can say that about my dog".

Spacejams1 · 2019-05-21T16:49:00+00:00

Overthinking this much?!

You already lost op, no magical sequence of words will make this girl want to fuck you

jbird32275 · 2019-05-21T14:48:39+00:00

My dog is excited to meet me every day...🤷

Reaper0fSouls · 2019-05-21T16:25:37+00:00

First the doggy, then the doggystyle

im_unseen · 2019-05-21T13:43:09+00:00

"we could both lick whipped cream off your body"

InforMedic · 2019-05-21T14:02:09+00:00

"How about we find out?"

GuerrillerodeFark · 2019-05-21T14:55:57+00:00

Only one of us will lick you

2019-05-21T20:19:54+00:00

You have a few options:

Self deprecating humour: Probably my dog tbh, I'm not that interesting lol

The cocky-funny approach: If your lucky you will get to meet both

The honest approach: Why? lol

TulsaGrassFire · 2019-05-21T15:27:28+00:00

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2019-05-21T15:30:59+00:00

"Personally I always go doggy style"

2019-05-21T14:18:32+00:00

Does it even matter given that this is what is written in 90% of dating app bios?

DerekComedy · 2019-05-21T14:24:18+00:00

You should be more excited to meet him but after meeting me it might change.

criminal_noodle · 2019-05-21T17:34:26+00:00

I have a pussy swell if you wanna see him/her/that

HeavyMeringue · 2019-05-21T11:16:11+00:00

How about we go out on a walk and you meet both of us,both the smooth and the doggy dog.If you want you can keep the part before the comma.

DestroyedByLSD25 · 2019-05-21T13:51:02+00:00

Both of us want to lick your face

2019-05-21T15:42:46+00:00

Take the dog pill, OP 😩🐶

Crypto-Shinobi · 2019-05-21T13:18:28+00:00

Just say your way cooler than your dog.

sg1ooo · 2019-05-21T16:24:31+00:00

Only one of us could doggy style you without you committing a felony

Ngmedic68w · 2019-05-21T15:45:25+00:00

Depends, do you like being licked by strangers? If she says no, then you say well my dog has never met a stranger he's everyone's friend but hes a lover. If she says yes, then you spin it FUNNY-well my psychiatrist says licking people is weird I didnt want to freak you out, COY- wow, I I'm blushing. Never had a beautiful woman say I could lick her until after atleast the 1st date......etc

Title	I put a dog picture.. what should I say to this in a flirty way?
Author	OcKeD_7
Upvotes	321
Comments	85
Date	May 21, 2019 11:08 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/seduction
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