Is it weird that my mom wants to help me get laid?

GrandMasterB19 · 2020-06-25T00:42:24+00:00

You have a cool mom. When I was your age my parents tried to cock block me everytime I brought a girl home. In hindsight it really messed me up psychologically because I felt emasculated and internalized that my sexuality was a bad and negative thing. Your mom is low key trying to help you become a man. I'm jealous dude.

DanJDare · 2020-06-25T00:31:08+00:00

The way you are phrasing it is making it seem awkward.

She is just trying to help you gain social skills that are incredibly important.

2020-06-24T23:44:15+00:00

Bravo! I wish all parents were like that! This is what a caring mother should be like. No it is not awkward. She is doing the right thing. She wants you to grow like a man.

JuneBerryBug94 · 2020-06-25T03:50:07+00:00

This has got to be a troll. Yes it’s weird.

STOP_LOOKING_AT_PORN · 2020-06-24T23:43:01+00:00

Is this the beginning to some incest porn?

Busamang · 2020-06-25T02:47:51+00:00

No joke my mom could pick a better gf for me than I would ever pick. One of those things I think back to and say "im so dumb, wish I could go back"

YeoDaddy77 · 2020-06-25T03:12:38+00:00

Nice that your Mom cares, but some things you need to do on your own in my opinion. At some point you are supposed to become independent of your parents.

For the record, just because your Mom offers you can say no thank you. Some may see this as a sweet gesture from a caring Mom, but I just see over parenting. Whether it is trying to control you not getting sex or trying to control you getting sex, it’s still controlling.

Stuka_Ju87 · 2020-06-25T03:39:09+00:00

Are your arms broken?

Dangopak · 2020-06-25T03:14:53+00:00

You're blessed with a selfless mom. In India moms find brides for their boys it's called arranged marriage. Your mom is doing arranged dating. Nothing wrong at all absolutely.

bb63usn · 2020-06-25T03:51:26+00:00

You are a lucky young man. When I was growing up sex was a big sin. Saying the word Sex was like saying the "F" word or worse. You got your ass tore up for that one. I had to learn about sex on my own and it messed me up. Much later in life I did get some help but it was from my cousin. She was 4 years older than me and she knew a lot about sex cause her mother really helped her understand what was what. She taught me how to, As she put it, "How to Fuck!" and she was gentle and good at it. It may be strange but let mom help you and you just may get luckier than you might expect

Muff_in_the_Mule · 2020-06-25T04:01:36+00:00

Scenario 1: Mum: Hey, my friend from work is having a BBQ, her daughter is about your age, why don't you come too and say hi? = cool mum

Scenario 2: Mum: Hey, my friend from work is having a swingers party, why don't you come too? = weird mum

2020-06-24T23:41:59+00:00

Depends on your relationship with your mom.

DoctaNofuchsgiveth · 2020-06-25T01:39:06+00:00

I guess in the scheme of things it’s better to have a mom who helps you than who cockblocks you and then asks how come I don’t have any grandchildren when you’re 40 lol

7Saturn7Saturn7 · 2020-06-25T02:25:57+00:00

That's weird as fuck. I don't know how but I feel this will backfire. Tell your mom that you're good and will manage things on your own.

mydeardroogs · 2020-06-25T00:23:18+00:00

This is some helicopter parenting to a whole other level.

yurifca · 2020-06-24T23:43:24+00:00

Yes, it is

RelapsedSexAddict · 2020-06-25T03:29:03+00:00

I’m just curious how your mom is gonna help you get laid...

kreddit007 · 2020-06-25T03:40:05+00:00

Ah, yes...this is usually how my favorite kind of porn starts.

shizzney1112 · 2020-06-25T04:13:08+00:00

You wouldnt happen to have also broken both your arms would you?

kingpersnickety · 2020-06-25T04:13:10+00:00

Lucky bastard

priestofghazpork · 2020-06-25T04:16:22+00:00

My mom offered to get me a hooker once for basically the same reason.

It's not normal but it happen

quinnmcd · 2020-06-25T04:16:59+00:00

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muse933277 · 2020-06-25T03:59:30+00:00

What is this? The start of a mother-son porno or something?

2020-06-25T04:11:53+00:00

this seems like the start of a porno

Typical_Connection · 2020-06-25T02:11:20+00:00

Fuck your mom

Title	Is it weird that my mom wants to help me get laid?
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Date	June 24, 2020 11:29 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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