I don't really trust her definition of "finer things"

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2024-03-22T10:20:13+00:00

I wasn't really on board until she said she likes good food. That is just such a unique trait, this means she is a very interesting person, and probably my soulmate.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2024-03-22T08:04:51+00:00

Maybe some Aussie can tell me what she means by "Have 2 kids but they're independent"... does that mean they're legal adults? Or does that mean she lets them wander the streets, fend for themselves and rummage through restaurant bins?

kevin_bean · 2024-03-22T09:52:09+00:00

If you could develop an AI to detect herpes based on dating profiles, I'm willing to bet this one would be at a 100% confidence

Joaquino7997 · 2024-03-22T09:26:42+00:00

She has kids...plus I'm not a fan of the chest and neck tattoos.

I'll be swiping left.

Miata_GT · 2024-03-22T15:48:57+00:00

I know I'm an older dude but chest tats are a TOTAL turn off for me. It just smacks of trashy.

NickTesla2018 · 2024-03-22T11:48:13+00:00

Still plenty of room for additional tattoos on that five head.

jmpires · 2024-03-22T08:13:32+00:00

That’s a given, since things finer than those she already got are pretty much everything

mustangfrank · 2024-03-22T14:09:14+00:00

When did the Freak Show arrive in town?

gabriel-kornilov · 2024-03-22T20:27:46+00:00

...having the finest things.

Translation:

A man must pay for everything I want.

All of this for an old tattooed up-the-wazoo and not so thin 304 with 2 kids. Hey! I have a banged-up rust bucket in my garage with only 450000 miles. 50 grands. A real bargain. Is anybody's interested?

Edit: And, of course, you can go fuck yourself if you want kids. Hers? Well, they are just fine. The nerves of those bitches.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2024-03-22T12:57:01+00:00

Ohh wait-- she didn't mean "having the finer things." She likes "having a thorough fingering"!

Damn autocorrect is a scourge.

Legitimate_Debate893 · 2024-03-22T15:56:11+00:00

The only finer things this thing looks like she is used to is McDonald’s 😂😂😂

One-Move · 2024-03-23T16:48:16+00:00

The chest tattoo excludes her from the finer things, imagine you want to take heels to the opera, a concert or god forbid a high level work party……

Kryllist · 2024-03-26T15:55:13+00:00

Anyone else utterly astonished at how women feel entitled to things they have no intention on going out and earning? Imagine a man saying in a profile he's looking for lazy, unilateral orgasms.

Ambitious_Scientist_ · 2024-03-24T23:21:05+00:00

By "the finer things", maybe she means cocaine instead of meth?

Kryllist · 2024-03-29T05:47:19+00:00

It says a lot when they put they're age range as the entire spectrum. That means they couldn't care less about you as a person they just need your resources. And you can bet there won't be anything reciprocal, just a heavily tattoo, mediocre, out-aged woman.

Vast-Platform9964 · 2024-03-28T13:01:23+00:00

HAHAHAHAHHA

Just that title

Is

That title is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Thrashed84 · 2024-05-02T05:59:38+00:00

And here we have the walking red flag in her natural environment. See how she doesn't even try to hide how utterly useless and draining she would be in a relationship. Keep your thot spray close at hand fellas, you never know where or when this talking fleshlight might strike from the gutters

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