Honestly what was god thinking when creating women?

Hey, life is so peaceful and calm, you know what it needs more of? Useless creatures you fall in love with, who then suck the will to live out of you.

Honestly almost every girl I've been with is just like that. Following are some examples I have personally lived through:

(Fellas, I, as much as you wish I made these up)

"You need to cancel our date because of important work on the weekend? Thats fine, I'll just feel like you never really loved me and cheat on you to make up for my feelings. Asshole."

"Everything is fine? Great, heres 20 random made up things that annoy me. Most are about you. But you arent allowed to change them, otherwise I will think you are a pushover and not alpha enough for me. If you dont change them however, I will be annoyed constantly and make your life miserable. If you get sick of it I will lose my mind because you dont tske me seriously."

"You are sick of me and my behaviour, and dont want me to come to a party? Awesome! I'll make sure to come over and make out with as much dudes as I can, and punch you in the face when you confront me about it!"

"I got ran over by a car, and a dear friend died because of it, but its your fault because we were fighting! I walked when it was red, but how was i supposed to see that when i was busy being mad at you???!!"

I just wanna be the middle age dad mowing my lawn at 4 am, just leave me alone.