Need a little help with this shit test

donkeydodo · 2019-01-21T19:34:19+00:00

”Is sex the first thing you think of when I ask to see you?”

This is a pressure flip, if she starts to argue that she don’t and get slightly upset, you know that she is DTF, but shittests you. Just say that she was the one suggesting it, and laugh it off and switch her focus to something else

redhawkes · 2019-01-21T21:06:18+00:00

First of all, slow down the neediness. Your texting reeks thirsty.

Second, she's not that interested, but shoot your shot.

"Im not that easy, you have to wine and dine me first.", after this, text her the logistics and see where it goes.

Reminder, don't get used as a betabux.

AscensionExperiments · 2019-01-21T19:06:29+00:00

A&A would be fine, or a pressure flip.

mrmaldoror · 2019-01-21T18:13:11+00:00

I'm sure someone will come up with a good line. Yours is probably fine too but not perfect.

Might be good to describe what kind of woman she is.

aanarchist · 2019-01-21T20:09:40+00:00

I just stop texting if she's not excited to see me I have better things to do than beg attention from a thot who's had 200 dick in her.

BobLordOfTheCows · 2019-01-21T19:36:34+00:00

I usually respond with "I haven't decided yet. You'll know when I do"

A_solo_tripper · 2019-01-21T19:10:30+00:00

First, it doesn't sound like she is Crazy about meeting you. However, she is open to meeting you which is good.

This is definitely a shit test

Correcto!!

"Something might be coming up on Tuesday and I might have to bail, but were you just trying to fuck honestly or were you really trying to go out?"

Tell her you just want some company to chit-chat with at xyz.

Don't give the encounter too much weight, if that makes sense.

"Whoa tiger slow down, who said anything about fucking?"

You could say this. However, you might open a can of worms. Her: "well, that last couple guys I dated just wanted to fuck. I don't want to fuck anyone until I am in a serious relationship!" This would justify her turning into a crazy, clingy girl once/if sex occurred.

You could respond by saying that YOU don't sleep with women you barely know. Then, proceed to indirectly qualify her.

Good luck

FKaroundNfindOUT · 2019-01-21T19:31:36+00:00

"Wait... are you trying to get out of buying me dinner? If you're broke, I get it.. i like someone to just make me feel special before going after me like a piece of meat, ya know?"

Jesus-slaves · 2019-01-21T19:38:06+00:00

She wants to smash.

omega_dawg93 · 2019-01-21T20:12:56+00:00

first fuck up... don't stick your cock in a woman that's not sober.

in the late 80s... yeah maybe.

today... fuck no. broads are too crazy with the rape talk. she could get undressed, suck you and actually fuck you and still say she did it bc of the booze and didn't want to.

now WTF will you do?

DeatCoreBoy1 · 2019-01-21T18:38:29+00:00

"Yeah, but only if I really really liked you during our date hahaha"

KitMindhead · 2019-01-21T18:40:37+00:00

She isn't interested, next.

If it was a different situation and in person you got hit with the do you just want sex?

Answer "Of course I want sex, and I hope thats not all I want"

ReformSociety · 2019-01-21T19:12:28+00:00

"Don't worry, I'm way out of your league."

cheetopapito · 2019-01-21T18:29:17+00:00

Just say : “ lol “ Dont say too much or you will look thirsty

capodonca · 2019-01-21T19:24:05+00:00

My instinct tells me to make her qualify to you. Something like this "if you make the right moves i"ll consider sleeping with you". She's lucky you noticed her.

TRP8myfeels · 2019-01-21T22:49:41+00:00

So this one is on the fence.

I use the 80/20 rule. 80% of women are going to make you work for it and give mediocre experiences, be bitchy or dramatic. 20% of women are going to give you 80% of your good times, be mostly problem free, and way fucking hotter on the streets and in the sheets.

I'd tell this flakey half assed cunt she better get on board or fuck off. I don't have time for half assed non-commital shit. Tell her that as politely as you like. You should have better things to do. Say you are saving yourself for the right woman. That woman being one that gives to you, helps you coordinate when you will take her out, thanks you for the opportunity to have a man etc.

"We are going to have a drink or two, talk and see where it goes. If you turn me on I'll fuck your brains out" and she can stay if she makes me breakfast, but she's never staying again if it doesn't taste real good.

If she can't lay down a time, she's a waste of effort already and goes to the back of the line.

ReformSociety · 2019-01-21T19:10:50+00:00

"I want to go out too."

drnaline · 2019-01-21T18:53:57+00:00

Good answer you got there i heard it from rp.

These girls wanna orbit and shit test like mad then refuse. Go ahead with your reply bro.

MrFiles · 2019-01-21T20:10:57+00:00

I was thinking maybe you could just act like you didn't see it. Address her first question but not about fucking

INNASKILLZ2K18 · 2019-01-21T20:38:08+00:00

'Lol, I don't try that hard. And that's ok, but first round is on you. Let me know when you're free'.

Soft next. Confuse her and get her hamster running..

0io- · 2019-01-21T20:59:02+00:00

"Sure, I'm DTF too, why don't you come by and we'll go hang out afterwards." I once suggested to a girl that we get dinner and a movie, and she said why don't we just go to your place and have sex. I said, OK, sure, that works too.

WoodWizzy87 · 2019-01-21T21:17:50+00:00

“Do you always switch the topic from drinks to sex any chance you get?”

Honestly though it’s a pressure flip. But she’s already catty about getting drinks, I’d just not even respond man. Too much drama

Lukap295 · 2019-01-21T21:27:36+00:00

Say both.

latinasonly · 2019-01-21T23:24:18+00:00

what do you guys think of responding " i just want to fuck "

somebullshitrp · 2019-01-21T18:22:25+00:00

"Just send me nudes and save us both a lot of time"

But really, your response is pretty good. Whatever you do, don't answer her seriously.

On another note, if she's not going to make time for you in her schedule, she's not worth the effort.

GucciGangBucks · 2019-01-21T20:36:54+00:00

“Next week”

You should of said “I can’t go next week, or maybe even the week after”

All of a sudden she’s competing for your time because you’re not available. IMO you should of appeared less available. The fact you are able to go out this weekend and a Tuesday shows you probably don’t do much.

Deebo211 · 2019-01-21T20:38:47+00:00

Slow down tiger sounds terrible tbh lol. I would be like “Drinks sound nice but what are you trying to do”

adonis_syche · 2019-01-21T19:26:49+00:00

"I only fuck girls on tuesdays and saturdays...And i sure as hell do..Often I decide who is it gonna be. Lucky for you, you're gonna decide it this tuesday"

This is what I would have said, and bitches call me "witty"...witty or not, I fuck their titty. good luck ma man! You got this!

misls · 2019-01-21T18:22:07+00:00

"Obviously not, I'm gay, couldn't you tell? Come over on so and so day and we'll watch so and so movie, give me a call and tell me when you're free."

Velebit · 2019-01-21T19:37:24+00:00

I dont do hookups, glad you dont too. I had the right feeling about you.

Your job is to clear the thoughts in her head, what she feels or does not feel happens only if you actually meet and does not depend like a law on what you said.

Title	Need a little help with this shit test
Author	vapel1fe42069
Upvotes	44
Comments	74
Date	January 21, 2019 6:03 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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