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I'm not going to argue if this particular story is real or not. It actually ties together very well, almost too well, usually fake ones pepper RP language in there, but whatever. Having said that, when it comes to being RP, this is a perfect ideal to strive for.

This is how you handle a cheating wife. This is how you act in accordance with your sexual strategy. This is how you don't emote like a bitch, and act in your own best interests.

I don't have a catch phrase, so I'll just leave a faggot here and be done with it