So I hear a noise late last night which wakes me up and I look over and see my partner is not in bed. I creep down the stairs and I see she is on her knees in front of the fireplace, wiping her mouth. I hear this sound like a large animal or something climbing up the chimney. She looks nervously at me and says she heard the noise too and she explained she was only down on her knees so she could look up the chimney to see what the noise was. I am very suspicious about this so I ask her if she is seeing anyone. She told me after while that she has been talking to an old friend but nothing has happened.
I am red pill as fuck so I instantly suspect trickle truth, also she has something that looks like eggnog trickling down her chin!! I get really mad and she tells me that she has only seen this guy once before and it was a year ago. I ask her if anything happened and she told me that he showed her his sack, but she didn’t do anything physical, she just needed someone to talk to. I am glad I had the chance to talk to her about it and sharing my feelings with her really helped us to have a better christmas together. Anyway guys, remember AWALT and have a merry Christmas!
EDIT: I found a number on her phone so I rang and some dude answers. I asked him straight up what do you think about my girl, he doesn’t answer, so I ask again, he still says nothing, I ask him one last time then I yell down the phone “answer my fucking questions!” He says “Ho ho ho” and hangs up.