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SO angry with my response

by 88Will88 | October 03, 2017 | askMRP

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My SO is in a really frisky mood one night. So we are in bed and she snuggles up really close and she whispers to me “which of my girlfriends would you most like to have a threesome with?”. I told her and she gets all shitty at me, hits me, throws off the covers and storms out of the room! Apparently I was only supposed to say 1 of her friends. AWALT huh


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Title SO angry with my response
Author 88Will88
Upvotes 32
Comments 49
Date 03 October 2017 01:43 PM UTC (2 years ago)
Subreddit askMRP
Link https://theredarchive.com/post/205344
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/askMRP/comments/740goh/so_angry_with_my_response/
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[–]red-sfpplusHard Core Red24 points25 points  (0 children) | Copy

The is the most quality shit post this sub has seen in at least 4 days. Have an upvote!

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret16 points17 points  (9 children) | Copy

I can't believe guys are missing this. READ THE LAST LINE AGAIN, FOOLS.

[–]fuckmrpRed Beret7 points8 points  (4 children) | Copy

And now we've identified the functional autists. Dude's so ready to bring out the pitchforks they don't even get the joke.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

it was a funny one. took me a second and everything

[–]bogeyd6Mod / Red Militia2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

This nazi is always with the emotional roller coaster. I don't like when he plays with my emotions.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Imagine how my SO feels, her whole life is an emotional rollercoaster.

[–]NightFire450 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

This is an old joke also; without the AWALT.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy

Can you please give them all a “sperg” flair for one week. They should wear it with pride. I think some of our senior members need to see Dr 88Will88 for their red pill cataracts.

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Or perhaps 88Will88 needs a "Thinks he's funny" flair for a little bit. :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

It’s not a lie if I believe it (that’s what I keep telling myself).

[–]straius0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Lol, they missing the best part.

[–]captain_my_captain229 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

If you're going to be Paul Harvey, at least give us the 'rest of the story'.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy

It's a joke you mouth breathers.

[–]BluepillProfessorMod / Red Beret4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

You told a woman the truth and she became all shitty with you? Wow! Who knew?

[–]trp_ocd13 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy

Now we know which friend wants you.

[–]born_again_alpha1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Sounds like he was just like "I'd pretty much fuck all that aren't ugly". Insecure women, I bet this was a comfort test wrapped in shit.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

AWALT bro kino that bitch

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

getting funny in your old age?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

I’ve always been funny

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Excellent troll post

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Caught some big fish too. Dr 88Will88’s diagnosis is red pill cataracts and being on the spectrum.

[–]dandar46001 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

LOL. This belong on /r/jokes

[–]RPJMRP1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Damn it's getting bitchy in this place.

[–]BobbyPeru1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

I see what you did there

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

Her question was prelude.

Her actions were the real test.

What you did next, and did not reveal here, was where you either scored or lost, this time.

So what is the rest of the story?

.......facepalm.....

[–]470_2_700_nm1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

The “only” was way to far away from the “one” IMO.

I was so let down that Will would write something like this that I decided to just not comment.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy

I'll ignore the internal sniping and call this statement of hers for what it was.

BetaBait

The beta thinks it was a chance to shine with the right answer:

"Oh none of them. You are the most beautiful and only one I want! Moah!! Moah!!"

Anything said that isnt that shows the jerkboy she craves but doesn't realize.

Personally, I'd have told her I'm gonna think about it and get back to her. That way every interaction with any of her friends is tinged with just a bit more dread

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

My sperg bait has caught some very unlikely targets. Dentyne.... really?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (1 child) | Copy

please bitch....it was bragplaining from the get go

[–]bogeyd6Mod / Red Militia2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Oh lord, reread it.

[–]ReddJiveRed Beret2 points3 points  (9 children) | Copy

idiot.

Again most of you throw AWALT around like its the excuse. When really it's the answer.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (8 children) | Copy

Stop, re-read, then tell me who the idiot is?

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret-3 points-2 points  (7 children) | Copy

There is none. You ran your. Mouth like a fool, and she didn't care, other than as a quick emotional high.

It didn't matter, that's the point I took from it. More interesting than her having an argument, and you having to apologize before she can go back to sleep...

Like today's op

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy

I did not know you were a sperg, you learn something new every day

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Ya slipped one by, I wouldnt go spiking the football just yet chum

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy

Just wait until this gets posted in the Blue Pill, they will split their sides.

[–]SorcererKingMod / Red Beret2 points3 points  (3 children) | Copy

Joke, dude. Don't make me explain it. We'll give you a pass on account of your Frenchiness.

[–]Rian_StoneMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Well, you showed up, I should be grateful for that at least

[–]bogeyd6Mod / Red Militia1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Your froggyness never ceases to amaze ;)

[–]screechhaterRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

So when you were jerking it to granny porn, did you have to take a break to wipe the tears from her leaving you ?

Fuck AGPWAL ....

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy

Why do men die before their wives?

Answer: Because they want to!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Why do women close their eyes during sex? Because they cannot stand to see a man having a good time

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

[–]bigOlBeta0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Ha! I like this



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