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Heading home to an inquiry (shit test?)

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January 13, 2017

[EDIT] Added formatting.

I'm on my way home right now from climbing. A girl asked me to take her climbing at the gym, so I agreed. I've taken several girls climbing over the years... Never a big deal. Tonight before I left wife asked who I was climbing with. "Mike and the girl from the Trunk Club."
W: does she know you're climbing with Mike?
Me: No
W: so you're leading the poor girl on. She probably thinks you're going on a date.
Me: I doubt it.
W: tried to continue the argument that girl would feel led on.
Me: you're probably right. And she's probably expecting some really awesome sex afterward!

I'm going to walk through the door and hear immediate questions: "so how was climbing with trunk club girl?"

What's a good response?
One idea - It was ok, but she showed up naked, so that was a little awkward. But after she stretched and warned up it was all good.

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Title Heading home to an inquiry (shit test?)
Author RedPillQuest
Upvotes 6
Comments 19
Date 13 January 2017 04:28 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children) | Copy

"It was good. I showed her x, y and z and then we did a, b and c. How was your night?"

When EVERYTHING is AA/AM, it gets really tiring really quickly.

Don't over use it.

[–]trp_ocd1-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy

This is terrible

Always use fog, a and a, or stfu.

Truth only after her hamster wheel is in OD

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

No. Don't ALWAYS use those things.

Have you ever worked with a man that would never, EVER give you a straight answer? I have. And oh my god is it frustrating. Like, just ONCE answer my fucking question!!

When she is irrational and her hamster is spinning then yes, those tools are your best friend. But when she's rational, calm, having a decent conversation, don't AA/AM everything she says.

[–]trp_ocd10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Just like I said. Thanks for clearing up my comment.

[–]SepeanRed Beret5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy

"How was climbing with [x]": man or girl, just answer the same

"You're trying to get in her pants": shit test, just pass it.

"I'm sad you went climbing with a girl": comfort test. Pull her in, kiss on the forehead, only have eyes for you babe

Notice how the shit test is aimed at you, comfort tests focus on how she feels (look for the I), and regular conversation is neither.

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Got it. Thanks. I do get confused.

The question "so how was climbing Trunk Club girl" came with the intonation that says "you're trying to get into her pants."

Just as a report, I think I handled it fine.... My response: it was good.

Her: was she upset that you weren't climbing ALOONNNE (with that tone that can't be exposed via text)?

Me: nope.

Her: changed the subject.

[–]UEMcGillI am become McGill, Destroyer of Blue Pill2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy

Fuck man you missed some awesome chances at agree and amplify:

W: so you're leading the poor girl on. She probably thinks you're going on a date.

"Babe, it's belay on, not lead on."

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

If I hadn't already told my wife to "climb on" during sex, this would be gold. As it is though, it would have earned me a retort like "yah, and what do you tell her after that? You tell her to 'climb on'. And we both know what that means."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

Fingering cracks, hand jams, many fun ways you can take it

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Yep. I've made lots of climbing references there.

[–]trp_ocd10 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

These are the best responses.

[–]Nyquil-Junkie1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy

open your laptop, set it on the table. Google "treatment for penis friction burns" and leave the results page open.

Go take a shower. Listen for her screams in 3...2...1...

[–]Chinchilla_the_Hun1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy

Not a professional climber...but if you're hitching your safety line to your manhood, I think you're doing something wrong.

[–]Nyquil-Junkie0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

From trunk girl not the rope.

[–]drty_prRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

First things first, walk in and take a shower. Don't even say a word to her before this.

Then don't say a whole lot. Let her talk and you laugh. Say something that's natural to you. If its too fabricated, you'll come off as disingenuous. More is less. You're not a stand up comedian, so don't try to be. None of this...

it was ok, but she showed up naked

Very unfunny and unattractive shit it is.

[–]JDRoedellRed Beret0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy

Is trunk club worth it? Ive looked into it a few times but never pulled the trigger

[–]RedPillQuest[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Dunno. This is the first time I've tried it. I like the idea of having a stylist to help me at least get my new wardrobe started.

[–]SexistFlyingPig0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

if you add two spaces at the end of your line, you'll get a line break.

This is without a line break.

This is with
a line break.

[–]midlifedick0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

More like "junk in the trunk girl" amirite?

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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