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[–]hairwashernovaFDS Newbie85 points86 points87 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
There was a tweet quoting this one that said something along the lines of, "3 months after listening to Steve Harvey's advice" and not gonna lie, I did chuckle a bit lol. I'm all for no sex until commitment and the whole 6 months rule but still...there has to be a way to find out how big the carrot is beforehand.
[–]Silverpool201822 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True that.
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[–]hairwashernovaFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Eh, I don't wanna do that because it mostly leads to sex lol. I'm pretty sure I'll think of something creative in the future.
[–]HhjjuuyFDS Apprentice30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fact that it mostly leads to sex is one of the reasons why it's important. You need to know that he respects your no.
[–]wedonthavetobeishtarFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ve been led astray by the pants tent before. 😢
[–]bye-raspberryFDS Disciple28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ask him to send you a pic after a few weeks. Men love doing that 😂
[–]PrincessGodmotherFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg, and I'm planning to wait until marriage. God, help me. 🤣
[–]RedRetrogradeFDS Apprentice63 points64 points65 points 5 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
The crumb of dick Pickmes get after degrading themselves for men. 🥕☠️
[–]GAaliyah12Pickmeisha™️3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not 'crumb of dick' LMAO
[–]jayohday2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex used to be like “we’re going to make up for lost time you know it” after we fought and then would hump it out, go to sleep. The last time I remember being like “ok, already not worth it”
[–]penelopekittyFDS STRATEGY COACH18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is my one reservation about the 3 month rule. I could not deal. I've had a sad encounter with a micropenis - never again.
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same. I was wondering why he was so accepting of my six month rule. 🤏🏼😿😹
[–]pigeon-birdFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
everything reminds me of him 😩😩
[–]KetoKittenAroundFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I snorted out loud when I saw this post!
[–]Sunday_VFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ok I know this is a post about disappointing dicks, but can we take a moment to talk about how tricky carrots are to grow? I’ve harvested so many carrots with huge foliage only to find the tiny shrimp of a root at the bottom and it’s so disheartening. I’m gonna try the Paris round carrots next year, so at least I’m expecting to pull up a little ball.
[–]CorriconFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have tried halfheartedly to grow carrots twice. The first time, they grew to like an inch high and then died, probably because I didn't give them any sunlight. The second time, two grew like 5 inches but died, probably because I gave them too much sunlight. Going to try again soon. I have a black thumb, I've accidentally killed cacti. And I say halfheartedly but I desperately wanted it to work, I'm just terrible at research.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“Tonight you feast!!” 🙄
[–]royaldetourFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂
[–]PrincessGodmotherFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My heart would sink to my stomach. Utter disappointment. 😭😂
[–]YoudidntfindthisFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The first ultra sound-
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[–]Silverpool201822 points23 points24 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]hairwashernovaFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]wedonthavetobeishtarFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]bye-raspberryFDS Disciple28 points29 points30 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]PrincessGodmotherFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RedRetrogradeFDS Apprentice63 points64 points65 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]GAaliyah12Pickmeisha™️3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jayohday2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]penelopekittyFDS STRATEGY COACH18 points19 points20 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]pigeon-birdFDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]KetoKittenAroundFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Sunday_VFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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