25 things every woman needs to let go of before she turns 30

ECoast_Man · 2014-11-11T19:43:19+00:00

The introduction to this list is fucking hilarious:

We’re too old and too wise to be holding on to things like tequila shots and men with mommy issues. We’ve had our flings, relationships and one-night stands and it’s time to erase the call log.

To be honest, the list actually isn't bad. It basically says stop: being a whore, partying constantly, being a bitch, eating shittily, drinking to excess, seeking approval from social media, being entitled, dressing crappily, and most importantly - lower your fucking standards, you're out of your prime.

I'm not sure I could do better myself.

WardlyHasted · 2014-11-12T14:08:45+00:00

The hamstering in the comments it pretty great.

Basically just 20-something girls saying no one can tell them what to do. One commenter says how she's sick of these types of articles that tell them what to do and that women should decide themselves what's important to them.

How dare anyone suggest ways that a woman can improve herself! The author's not even saying things like learn how to cook so you can feed your children someday, read a book or develop some hobbies so you have something interesting to say or start working out because one day you'll be fat.

No, the author is telling them to cut excessive drinking, snacking in bed, speaking ineloquently and wasting time on the internet out of their lives. These aren't even difficult things to cease doing, but they are things that 20-something college party bimbos thrive on.

She's basically telling them to grow up, but they want to keep riding the cock carousel. It's actually incredible how ignorant some women are of the wall and that one day, no self-respecting man will wish to associate with them.

Absolutely zero foresight.

IVIaskerade · 2014-11-11T20:03:04+00:00

I managed to reach point #16 "your princess attitude" and I had to go back and make sure that it was, in fact, written by a woman. She's not beating around the bush here, is she?

This is one of the very few pieces that Elite Daily has done that is worthwhile. Doesn't make their website less shit, but it's easier to get women to read things if they're clickbait lists.

tits_out_forTheBoys · 2014-11-11T16:04:28+00:00

This is hilarious. Whoever the woman is who wrote that article, she probably didn't consider that by saying pre-Wall women need to give these things up, she's just given us 25 characteristics of AWALT.

TekkomanKingz · 2014-11-11T19:32:24+00:00

I repeat: If a girl you are dealing with reads this website (Elite daily) run as quickly in the opposite direction as you can while praying to Usain Bolt to grant you god's speed.

[deleted] · 2014-11-11T15:03:30+00:00

I can't stop cracking up thinking about #2, and all the scenarios that had to occur for this to need to be 'splained.

I imagine a bed littered with chicken wing bones, ben & jerry's containers & rice cake bits.

lostmatt · 2014-11-11T20:38:25+00:00

What people think of you

It’s the hardest thing to let go of, but the most worthwhile once you do. Once you stop giving into everyone’s perception of who you are, you can finally figure it out for yourself — and that’s the first step to really growing up.

This one applies to both men and women. It is the hardest for women to give up because they are constantly seeking validation -- but you'll probably find you are more attracted to the ladies that aren't bitching about other people's behavior towards them.

TLDR; Don't give a fuck about what other people think -- applies to men & women.

Man-with-a-pitchfork · 2014-11-11T14:28:55+00:00

Please use this link instead:

https://archive.today/EpgnA

my_baby_daddy · 2014-11-12T00:30:33+00:00

Your bitchy resting face

When you’re older and no longer as hot, you just look like a less successful Anna Wintour.

She's kinda just lays it all out there.

bsutansalt · 2014-11-12T12:26:48+00:00

Tl;Dr - knock off the alpha fucks amid start looking for a beta bucks.

That's the underlying tone I got from it.

BluepillProfessor · 2014-11-12T16:04:35+00:00

The sooner you do this the sooner you will appreciate some parts of it! Like having someone to dote on you and being able to get fat without giving a shit!

I am waiting for them to openly acknowledge that the primary entertainement for women with Beta Bux is denying their man sex and practically cumming while watching his sad, disappointed face. You go girrrl. The important thing is you STILL have the power. Enjoy!

cover20 · 2014-11-12T02:50:00+00:00

This article puts the Wall at around 30. They used to say 35 or 40.

TRP is having a major effect.

SeekingTheWay · 2014-11-12T10:35:11+00:00

Angelina Jolie doesn't have it all, she doesn't have tits anymore.

ecrvnr · 2014-11-11T17:00:02+00:00

Ah fuck I feel number 8 so hard.
I've been talking to a few girls recently mostly through Facebook and such, and most of the time they take like 24 hours to respond.
Are you telling me that nowadays, with smartphones and shit, you can't take 30 seconds in your day to answer a message?

Zanford · 2014-11-11T17:36:35+00:00

...Your body's gonna be there the rest of your life..

...no it ain't, sweetheart, it's gonna get older and saggier and, if you're not careful, flabbier

Title	25 things every woman needs to let go of before she turns 30
Author	esco_
Upvotes	100
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Date	November 11, 2014 12:40 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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