Off Topic Thread: What is your 'we will never speak of this again' moment? (17 November 2018)

Yorkshiretea83 · 2018-11-23T09:37:44+00:00

A few months ago I was chatting with a female friend and she was asking about my gf. I decided Id show a pic of her, completely forgetting I had also taken a dick pic quite recently as well. You can guess the rest. The worst thing was there was no reasn for me taking the dick pic as I didnt show it to anyone (intentionally anyway). Let's just say she was very kind about it.

TheChemist158 · 2018-11-21T22:17:52+00:00

I'm pretty sure my mom is lactose intolerant because she loves dairy and has diarrhea half the time. Or maybe just IBS. I don't know. But once, when I was maybe 13, we were diving back from a movie. She needed to use the toilet but we were driving across empty desert and she wanted a proper toilet. So she decided to wait.

I remember looking over at her as her face goes pale and she whispers "it's happening". She told me in a serious voice, barely holding back panic, to reach into the back seat and grab a towel and put it under her. I did and she lifted her ass just enough for me to do as told. The rest of the car ride was quite and smelled bad.

I immediately and wordlessly left the car once we got home and walked to my grandmother's house. Spent a few hours there without saying why. When I went home the car was clean and so was my mom. I acted like nothing happened and we never spoke of it again.

darudeboysandstorm · 2018-11-21T17:54:42+00:00

My dad got married last year and I slept with the maid of honor, good laugh but a defo never speak of this again moment. I have some worse ones that would potentially get me doxed.

jax006 · 2018-11-19T18:09:58+00:00

One time me and a few mates were hanging out, smoking weed and drinking. One of them gets a text from some rando girl he knew who went to a different school. Hes the only one who knows her or any of her social circle.

She invites all of us over to a party they're having. By the time we show up, literally every person there is drunk. Me and my 4 friends, none of us familiar with the owner of the (very nice suburban 350k white person) house, are by far the most sober ones there. Everyone is throwing up all over the place it was like something out of a movie (although there were only like 10 other people there)

Well we basically all took some shots got a little too rowdy and proceeded to basically vandalize the living fuck out of this house. Way out of hand, way over the line. We all pissed in like a nice carpeted study, stole a bunch of books and cloths ect. Completely trashed the place. Smashed a bunch of potted plants out in the front yard, we went in the basement and I found spray paint and painted "The south will rise again" on their basement wall lmao.

It was way too over the line and I only can imagine and chuckle thinking of how much trouble that poor girl who had a party while her parents were gone got into once they got back. There was no way she could've cleaned the whole thing up, let alone replaced stuff we broke or stole or all the easteregg cigarette butts we hid around the house.

Truly a low point but God damn that was a fun night haha. Main takeaway was if you're hosting a party and are gonna invite randoms please stay sober enough to AT LEAST call the cops on people like us.

SweeterPickles · 2018-11-18T21:54:12+00:00

I was at a wedding and having a gay old time. At the afterparty, one of the bridesmaids and I were flirting a lot and eventually we were gonna make it back to my hotel room.

At one point a guy grabbed my arm very sternly said “Pickles, you can NOT do this.” Well fuck you, I won’t do what do what you tell me. I had a rain shower and I wanted someone else to share it with.

Well we were well into it when I finally realized what that guy was talking about, because I saw that this girl had a goddamn ROCK on her finger. Normally I would have felt like shit, but at that point I was really drunk and we had already fucked once, so...not much I could do to make it any worse.

We stayed up pretty much the whole night, never mentioning the ring, but when she left she gave me a very pointed stare and said “This NEVER fucking happened.”

SmurfESmurferson · 2018-11-18T15:21:44+00:00

I’ll give you a funny one, not a serious one

M and I were trying to have maritals one day. I thought I was being all sexy, and pushed him on the bed, then went to climb on after him

Yeah, I forgot we had a new mattress with a pillow top. Went on autopilot, and tried to climb on our old, not-as-high mattress

I whiffed, face planted on the bed, which (in turn) was so bouncy that I bounced off it and fell on the floor

For some reason, I thought I could salvage the moment by jumping onto the bed and giving him a seductive look

And that is the story of when my husband laughed in my face as I tried to seduce him. He’s banned for ever bringing it up, for my own ego

MercedesBenzoAMG · 2018-11-18T01:45:26+00:00

Don't really wanna post private shit about my mates on Reddit tbh. But I'll do a private thing about me if you want. I finally swore off oxy because I almost died from it a few weeks ago mixing it with Xanax (among other things).

I have for a long while had the mindset that meh if I die then I die whatever. But I made myself stay awake when I was about to stop breathing because I had spent the previous weekend with my girlfriend and I thought about how sad she'd be and how much I love her and how happy we'd be together if I stuck around.

So I did a fuckload of speed and kept myself awake through an OD to stay alive for my girlfriend.

Haven't even told her this because I'm not sure how she'd take it but there you go Reddit strangers.

Don't fuck with oxy either peeps it ain't no joke.

MercedesBenzoAMG · 2018-11-17T23:05:27+00:00

After my son was born, my wife (at the time... Ex wife now) was constipated and I had to administer the enima. She was mortified and had sworn me that I will never speak of it.

Salty-Bastard · 2018-11-17T18:38:58+00:00

Kinda defeats the purpose doesn't it?

songofmelancholy · 2018-11-17T18:22:36+00:00

i had a fight with my now ex bf. and i told him in the most stern INFJ ready to doorslam way: "I will never have this argument with you again". He didn't listen.

so i doorslammed the fuck out of him. moved out and never spoke to him again. his entire family even was stunned. my friends and family were stunned. i was stunned. but oh well. i hate repeating myself.

in general though, if i say "i won't speak of this again" to a person, then i'm very serious. Just because I love talking. If I have to make that boundary and its broken, we're probably done. Such a line would only be used if the relationship can only sustain itself on pretending it never happened.

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Title	Off Topic Thread: What is your 'we will never speak of this again' moment? (17 November 2018)
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Date	November 17, 2018 6:08 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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