Some tips on "faking" like you're rich to get laid. (Without having to actually lie)

bsutansalt · 2014-12-23T19:50:46+00:00

Your billfold: I always put my money in a billfold. The top two bills are hundred dollar bills, and under that it's all ones and fives.

♂ GOLD JERRY, GOLD!

I love this for the Dark Triad flair it has of using women's innate attraction to status/fame/power against them.

feminazis_stalk_me · 2014-12-23T19:19:15+00:00

I am equal parts amazed and ~~disgusted~~ morbidly fascinated. You, sir, have the gift of con that can make you the next Bernie Madoff! Instead of hustling hoes, you should put your talents to REAL use!

ContinentalRP · 2014-12-23T19:56:36+00:00

With this post I finally understand why Jerry keeps hanging out with Costanza.

Trellink · 2014-12-23T20:15:10+00:00

This isn't TRP. It's a cheesy, weak strain of PUA, but thanks for the opportunity to remind myself of the difference.

TRP is about BECOMING a competent, confident, self-driven and self-actualized man. Getting laid a fuckton is simply a sign that you're on the right path.

PUA is about PRETENDING to have those qualities, just long enough maybe trick gullible women into sleeping with you once or twice.

There's nothing authentic about fake-ass, manipulative bullshit. And if connecting with your authenticity isn't at the core of your mission, you're deceiving yourself right along with the golddiggers. Good luck with that.

Dethklokk · 2014-12-23T19:36:03+00:00

You have some interesting points that I'll probably implement mostly for tinder etc. Some of these are too much though. Going through trash for example is just desperate.

libertypole · 2014-12-23T19:46:05+00:00

i have no doubt this works, but this sounds like fantasy advice, not something anyone but a sociopath would do.

1 too much effort

2 not worth it because i'd feel like a shithead.

3 why not channel the effort into something more real.

gotbiggums · 2014-12-23T20:04:56+00:00

A more appropriate peice of advice would be to invest in one expensive outfit that you take out for tail to give the impression of wealth. I agree with the "doesn't matter had sex" mentality, but dumpster diving for bank statements and conning businesses out of clothes is disrespecting yourself. And i don't think any ass is worth besmirching your self worth.

walkingthelinux · 2014-12-23T21:44:46+00:00

Uh, 8 days ago you posted that you had a GF of 1.5 years. So is this post describing something you do, or something that you think would work?

Cyralea · 2014-12-23T20:24:13+00:00

Pure dark triad. Anyone who thinks this wouldn't work is lying to themselves. It's maybe not the most ethical behaviour, but it'd work.

That said, there's an element of risk to this. Women feel "cheated" when they find out you're not actually rich. In most cases that just results in shaming language, but you could end up pissing off a psycho chick. Just a heads up.

I employ a variant of this with my home. I actually do spend some upfront cash to give the impression that I'm extremely well off. Something like this or this. Stock it full of shit from Williams Sonoma. I did that before I was actually making good money, that shit works amazing once you get the girl over.

thrway1312 · 2014-12-23T19:28:33+00:00

If you're rifling through your bank's trash cans to get pussy you're doing it wrong.

2014-12-23T22:38:35+00:00

I haven't laughed like this in a while! You are absolutely correct on every point, and I've lived to tell..

blacwidonsfw · 2014-12-23T23:27:00+00:00

Might as well "accidently" drop a Magdom condum while your at it.

Jabroni12345 · 2014-12-23T23:52:27+00:00

Heh. This is an entertaining post.

If you want to go further, do the fake business call-bonus points if you're fluent in another language.

Research some financial terms, if you don't know any. "Get a call" and tell her you "have to take this". Then talk sternly about buying/selling/mergers/whatever as if you are advising or directing someone else.

If it's late and not business hrs, this is where knowing how to speak another language comes in huge. Just tell her "the offices in Madrid/Frankfurt/Moscow/Beijing/Tokyo/whatever are open", make your point, and get back to the date.

Keasbeynights99 · 2014-12-23T20:28:23+00:00

I couldn't tell if your post was supposed to be taken in a half-heartedly tone or not, but this was a bit funny, and I'm not surprised it works. Has any chick ever called you out on this? Especially after you take her back to your place? Also, have you ever not placed the ATM receipt on a date to compare if girls still put out?

2014-12-23T23:36:34+00:00

I wouldn't do this, but I have no problem when other men pull this trick. If the women weren't gold diggers, they would not have fallen for this. When you play the game, sometimes you lose, gold diggers shouldn't be immune to this. I look at the OP as a "balance". As far as I'm concerned, it's the same as women that put up a photo of themselves 10 years ago and 50lbs lighter, or being an expert at dressing and applying makeup so when you get to see them au naturel, you go... yikes...

It's a superficial world, and some people are willing to go the extra lengths to focus on the superficiality. It's just gaming the system, and plenty of both genders do it, even if people that read this post don't do it themselves.

Additional things I've learned... - Always have wall street journal some place. - Talk about vacations, and vacations at more exclusive places, not Ensenada, Las Vegas, or even Hawaii. More like Fiji or Tahiti. I'm sure you can do some research and learn about these places. If you want to satisfy the requirement of not lying, I suppose you can just talk about those places in detail, but not necessarily say you where there. Maybe when pressed, you can even go... well, let's just say I was never there... wink. Technical truth. - Watches and shoes are more important than the rest of your clothing. You can wear clothes from Target, but if you wear expensive watch and shoes, then you'll look like a rich guy dressing down.

momomotorboat · 2014-12-24T00:11:16+00:00

I see no shame in any of this. Women lie all the time. They wear push-up bras, cake on makeup, eye-liner, lipstick, wear high heels to disguise their height, dye their hair, tell you outright lies to excuse flaking on a date...the list goes on and on.

I see no problem with using a girl's innate, shallow attraction cues against them. If she's only banging you because she THINKS you're rich, and she leaves you after finding out that you're not, well, then, that makes HER the fucking cunt, now doesn't it? You never told her you were loaded, you just gave her some vague, dubious clues suggesting you might be.

Just because you smell meat cooking doesn't mean it's Filet Mignon. It could just be a hamburger.

SuperSlavisWife · 2014-12-24T00:12:15+00:00

On clothes: never underestimate charity/thrift shops. Jon currently has a brand-new, heavy silk tie that retailed around £25 for £2. Also a hand-made, Singaporean, fitted, silk shirt for £5. Dinner jackets for £15, fur coats (some genuine) for £20, heavy gold rings for £30. For around £150, we could go to dinner looking like we're made of cash. You can find some real treasures.

denmaur · 2014-12-24T01:45:45+00:00

It's no more dishonest than foundation and lipstick.

tenientj · 2014-12-23T19:53:24+00:00

You know why you make only 45k a year? Because you could of bought a receipt printer and printed a fake ATM deposit slip with some real good numbers.

You have your priorities wrong and you can't escape reality. You're fat, over 45, which means your lack of fitness is hurting you in a functional practical matter. Fuck women, I don't want to die old and frail. We're all going to get old, but not all of us have to die frail or broken. Fuck that shit.

2014-12-23T19:12:18+00:00

The easiest way to get laid is for a girl to think you're high status

2014-12-23T22:29:26+00:00

You sound like a fucking sociopath.

But a fucking funny one at that.

circlhat · 2014-12-24T01:08:44+00:00

This post is very interesting and a very nice change of pace, I appreciate your contribution and thank you for sharing good game.

"You can't cheat an honest man; never give a sucker an even break, or smarten up a chump."

the_optiomal · 2014-12-24T02:25:02+00:00

Ha ha ha, this is fucking genius :)

fhghg · 2014-12-24T03:16:37+00:00

Feigning beta provider yields beta sex. This whole post is about qualifying yourself to women. They should be qualifying themselves to you. Yea, you get your dick wet, but you might as well stroke it yourself for the quality you're going to get. No thanks.

throwyourfaceaway101 · 2014-12-23T23:16:18+00:00

While this may work, its not a real fix and as you get older it will stop working. Instead, work towards actually making the money you're pretending to have.

This is also a ton of work that results only in getting laid, instead of work that results in both you being laid and you becoming a man that you and others can respect. You said you're pudgy. Go to the gym. You said you're losing your hair. Ditch it and go bald once you've made enough muscle to not look like a circumsized cock.

The end game is to increase SMV, its what the dominant "sexual strategy" is. Your post discourages newbies from nutting up, swallowing the pill, and increasing their value.

A final word: if you're going through the trash to get laid you're doing something wrong.

maximumutility · 2014-12-23T20:38:32+00:00

This sub is at its best when the content focuses on self improvement and "waking up" to the harsh truths of the sexual world. It's about making yourself into the person women want to sleep with, not digging through trash or spending $500 on clothes you will later return to trick some girl into being attracted to you for 12 hours.

This is why they hate us.

scarletspider3 · 2014-12-23T19:23:04+00:00

this is bad ass. im gonna try this

-robknows- · 2014-12-23T20:05:06+00:00

llmmaaaoooo this is the most sly thing I have ever read. Genuinely very funny. Sounds like it probably works too.

throwyourfaceaway101 · 2014-12-23T21:35:26+00:00

Great post but the comments illustrate the conundrum with TRP. Women don't like the "real" you. Accept it. They like what you PROJECT and if guys want to project wealth and get laid like that, that's fine - do your thing. It's just a game.

myprimetime · 2014-12-23T22:48:59+00:00

As someone who is well to do that reads like a poor mans attempt at trying to be rich

You really think 40k in a bank account is rich?

The only women this type of crap would fly with are women in bumfuck Indiana where 100k/yr is impressive

SmegRimmer · 2014-12-23T22:00:47+00:00

All that effort. Wouldn't it just be easier to get rich?

redditor1618 · 2014-12-23T23:05:56+00:00

Thank you for this fantastic post. I never would have thought that such a simple display of fake riches could get you anywhere with women. It takes a bold and inventive person to go out and actually try this. Your claim that it works on most women is just fascinating...

I will have to try this as part of my social experiments with dark triad/machiavellian behavior.

fhghg · 2014-12-24T01:11:26+00:00

How are they going to figure out you are not rich if you just keep them as plate?

2014-12-24T03:12:46+00:00

I cringed so hard for you reading this. But if it works for you and makes you happy keep on trucking. A hint though, a guy who actually has money (real substantial money) doesn't need to talk about it, also listening a guy talk about his finances is tacky and in poor taste and not something most women enjoy. Makes you sounds like a douche.

Kalepsis · 2014-12-24T03:14:23+00:00

This tactic only works if you're dating stupid or uneducated women who have no family money and no college degree. If you got a date with one of the women I prefer and started talking about playing the market, she will probably respond by asking how you diversify, or if you prefer a Vanguard ETF to a self-managed portfolio, what kind of futures and options you are holding for next quarter and why.

My point is that if you better yourself you won't need deception to sleep with stupid girls, you can instead have casual friendships with top-shelf women. Your self-worth is directly proportional to the quality of vagina you earn.

Edit: you're right about a couple things. Rich people don't drive expensive cars. Poor people drive the car while the rich people sit in the back. Rich people don't rent apartments, they own $10 million penthouses. Rich people don't use ATMs because they have a federally-insured runner from the bank bring cash to them in a briefcase, then put $200,000 in the safe under their Brazilian Cherry desks. What you're talking about is the illusion of upper middle-class. If you want to appear rich, rent a Maybach with a driver for two days, a personal helicopter to take your date to NYC, and a penthouse for the weekend with a personal catering service.

winndixie · 2014-12-24T22:11:14+00:00

This is removed, how can I bring it back?

throwyourfaceaway101 · 2014-12-23T21:33:10+00:00

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2014-12-23T20:57:38+00:00

exactly what i have been doing so far

like op says it only works for a few dates, after a year of this I kinda wish for more longish fuckbuddy

ShinyBrah · 2014-12-23T19:34:45+00:00

Just gonna say from experience, being "I'm on a boat" rich isn't all its cracked up to be, at least if you're self made.

Flockaaaa · 2014-12-23T23:18:51+00:00

How is this not lying? Unless those are all your actual hobbies, even if they are, you are still planting a bank receipt in your car for a girl to find. This sounds like hamstering, "Well if I never actually say I have money, I'm not actually lying." Hands down to you if you are happy doing this, but having to do something like this to get a girl to sleep with me would make me feel like a loser. So much more satisfying to have a girl fuck you because you are actually the shit, not pretending to be.

AchillesOtherLeg · Tue Dec 23 23:21:43 2014 UTC

On a possibly more generic note I've noted that you really set the tone of a relationship and attract different kinds of girls depending on how you present yourself.

Presenting as a nice guy wearing a suit and with a bit of cash attracts girls looking for a beta. That's not to say this cant get you laid because it can but presenting as an alpha who just wants to fuck can fast forward to date 3 without actually having to wait.

props to OP for sticking it to gold diggers but I think a lot of guys get off on women being attracted to them for more basic reasons.

2014-12-24T02:08:34+00:00

God how much time and energy do you exert to get some pussy? The day this backfires on you and a girl calls you on your elementary knowledge of finance is going to be pretty embarrassing for you.

needmorefat · 2014-12-24T02:22:02+00:00

Wow, this is cynical even by TRP standards.

I'm not sure whether or not this would make me feel worse than just straight up buying sex. If your estimate of humanity has gone this low, why even bother to pretend? What you've outlined here is the equivalent of putting on an apron and cooking up a shitty McDonalds burger from scratch rather than just ordering one. (As a result, I'm actually pretty skeptical that this isn't just creative writing, that you've ever actually done this.)

I'm not saying it wouldn't work (so I guess my estimate of humanity is pretty low too), but even with one night stands, part of the point is the thrill of flirting and the validation of choosing each other and the excitement of being desired. None of that happens if you know that it's all thanks to your clever illusions.

MachineGunTeacher · 2014-12-24T02:58:18+00:00

This reminds me of Bill Paxton's character in True Lies. Pretending to be an international spy in order to score. Arnold was the true alpha in that movie.

throwyourfaceaway101 · 2014-12-23T20:45:16+00:00

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throwyourfaceaway101 · 2014-12-23T22:27:22+00:00

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HellhoundsOnMyTrail · 2014-12-23T21:20:16+00:00

This is awful and wonderful at the same time.

breeezzz · 2014-12-24T00:16:56+00:00

This is bluepill incarnate, you hetrofag.

trp-lurker · 2014-12-23T20:30:37+00:00

Question.. My parents are pretty wealthy. They have multiple properties lake houses etc(not rich, accountant and teacher that invested in properties at the right time). I've always tried to hide this a bit at first as my social programming from my parents taught me that it causes jealousy and people thinking you got a free ride in life. I never really wanted my parents wealth to change someones opinion of me in a bad way.

Should I embrace these things? It's very easy to include these things in my story ie - I love water skiing, i do it at the family cabin... I just got back from X as my parents wanted me to see the retirement home they bought there.

I am pretty successful myself, I am under 30 and own my own place in a very desired location and have a good job. I think sometimes if I make mention of my family's assets it takes away from my own value?

Also what's the best way to let girls know you own your own place? They ALWAYS seem to assume I rent it and I feel like I'm trying to brag when I try to mention that I own it or hint that I pay a mortgage.

lepuma · 2014-12-23T23:02:55+00:00

This doesn't strike me as very RP. Sure, women like rich guys. But this seems like a shitload of effort for just one angle with girls.

2014-12-23T23:21:47+00:00

This is a seduction move and not a RP move. Nothing wrong with that, but its not RP

Anon59538327 · 2014-12-23T23:26:00+00:00

Or... you could just be what you are and own it and get the girls that are genuinely interested in you. With no extra effort at all. Many girls will even invite you and what-not.

Fascinating read non the less!

throwyourfaceaway101 · 2014-12-23T20:22:33+00:00

I actually have much more money than that sitting in my account, do blow money on nice clothes because I actually like them and I am not sure if girls notice but the credit cards I use should give away that Im in very good financial shape. This is at age 26 and I have yet to pull ANY pussy relying on money.

It seems the kind of money that would actually impress is at least a 7 digit networth and what you have described simply does not reflect that.

Although, may be older women respond better to this kind of thing... my dating pool is strictly below 25.

TheRadicalMan · 2014-12-23T22:49:16+00:00

You realize with all the effort you put into this, you could just apply it towards a better paying career. I made that jump 4 years ago. The thing is you actually have to care and be geniune.

Title	Some tips on "faking" like you're rich to get laid. (Without having to actually lie)
Author	throwyourfaceaway101
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Comments	162
Date	December 23, 2014 7:10 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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Comments

1 too much effort

2 not worth it because i'd feel like a shithead.

3 why not channel the effort into something more real.