Just a quick short story.

So I'm a server at a chain restaurant and I've met my fair share of people. Sometimes as a server, you get really attached to a table of guests just from good conversation. This particular table of two older women (mid forties, early fifties, MILF status) graced my presence last night and had a 'much needed girls night out'. I love these kinds of tables because you can do nothing except take their order and they won't ever need you and still tip you 20%; anything they might need will be obvious (another drink, a box, etc).

In the 90 minutes these women sat in my section, they built up a 120$ tab of mostly drinks. Strong drinks. Small entrées, and more alcohol. Towards the end, another table of mine gets sat with an older gentleman who seemingly has money to spare, and a young, bright blonde twenty-something year old escort. (well, escort or gold digger, but at that point is there really any distinguishing factors?).

I stop by my two ladyfriends after greeting this couple, who ask me, "Honestly, do you think they're together?". I look at the couple and look back. One of my server coworkers happened to walk by at this point and overheard them asking. I said that she might be his gold digger or his escort, either way she seems like a very nice lady. The two women look at each other, and then both seemed to agree that they'd love to be in her position. One says "hey, I'm happily married and I have kids that are your age. But damn if I wouldn't love to be that slut who's only with him because of money. Hell, I'd even have kids with the guy. That way I could get alimony." My female coworker who walked by (who is a lesbian, for what it's worth), burst out laughing and proceeded to hi-5 the two women and shouted "amen, sistas".

I laughed because in the end, as long as my guests are happy, I make money. It wasn't my place to start preaching AF/BB theory, divorce rape, yada yada. I verbally agreed, but mentally, I confirm that all women are like that.