What are some of the smoothest thing that you have said to a woman?

TheJim66 · 2019-11-01T06:12:26+00:00

"I can recommend some truly life-changing anime."

WestsideMoonWalker · 2019-11-01T04:20:17+00:00

"feel how smooth my face is" right after shaving. She likes when my face is smooth.

SerpentCypher · 2019-11-01T09:07:03+00:00

Loads of em-

"You looked better in your photos."

"I used to come here with my ex, Amanda."

"She was gorgeous, looked like you did in your pictures."

"Speaking of, hope she sees me here tonight with you."

"That bitch will regret losing a sure thing like me."

"Why Amanda? WHHHYYYYYYYY!!???!!??"

"Oh yeah, if we're smashing tonight you better not have crabs. I just got rid of mine."

I'm smooth AF.

angels-fan · 2019-11-01T05:53:43+00:00

I usually honk their boobs.

Works every time!

MubutuDeezNuts · 2019-11-01T04:11:19+00:00

“I eat ass”

reluctantly_red · 2019-11-01T04:55:12+00:00

Woman: "can I smoke"

Me: "not in my truck"

Woman: "I'll give you a blow job when we get to my place"

Me: "you're going to do that anyway"

abond0082 · 2019-11-01T04:18:20+00:00

One of the smoothest things my husband said to me while dating was about an office I was running for at school. He had held a similar office for two years when he was in college. I hadn't intended to run but was recruited by administration. I said I would do my best to campaign and try to win. He said, "That's the difference between you and me, dear. You try to win. I just win."

I thought it was hella cheeky and hot. Made me ridiculously giggly. I still smile when I think about it. (I did win the election.)

rus9384 · 2019-11-01T10:04:00+00:00

This whole thread is "What not to say to a woman."

RT-AC66U · 2019-11-01T12:35:05+00:00

Excuse me.

I have a BF

Ok. You're still in the way

Oh

Taipanshimshon · 2019-11-01T04:14:24+00:00

.... That's not how it works.

I've literally said " nice shoes. Wanna fuck ?"

You know why ?

Because I already knew she did.

It doesn't matter what you say. It matters what she feels

C0mpL1c1t · 2019-11-01T06:23:26+00:00

Wit and charisma.

goatismycopilot · 2019-11-01T10:56:38+00:00

Ooooooooooh, the banter here, so impressive.

loke2dabrain · 2019-11-01T15:00:53+00:00

One time I was way too drunk on henny and ended up in a Wal-Mart with my friends. Don't remember the whole thing but ended up having a convo with some girl on there. She asked me what my name was and I told her "Jean Claud Vandam". Idk why i said that but she laughed.

DampRat · 2019-11-01T19:08:26+00:00

This was the ONLY time in my life I was able to be this smooth. I was on vacation and just chatting her up in a cafe and the subject of Halloween came up because it was around then.

Me: I suffer for my art. (I was talking about growing a mustache out for 2 weeks for my costume)

Her: Is it really art without suffering?

Me: Art without suffering is just masturbation. Even if it feels good in the moment you'll always feel a little empty after.

Her: Wow, you're so correct, I'm a loss of words.

Me: Well if I've already stolen your words, would you let me steal your number as well?

bonusfruit · 2019-11-02T15:15:12+00:00

Send bobs and vagene

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[deleted] · 2019-11-01T04:48:42+00:00

Smooth is highly contextual. The same words said the same way in ten different situations will get ten different reactions.

Smooth can be literally nothing more than remembering something someone says and producing results. "You brought up wanting mexican three days ago, here's mexican for dinner" works like a charm in my household. You can manipulate white people with cheese.

Tyler_Gatsby · 2019-11-01T13:36:40+00:00

Pickup flirting?

"Whoever your bf is, I give gim credit. He's got good taste." Has probably worked the best for a cold opener.

diffdedbed · 2019-11-01T13:48:16+00:00

"Ever kiss a guy wearing a pink wig?"

"No"

"Would you like to?"

(She did)

Hero_of_Albion · 2019-11-01T21:54:07+00:00

I dont think my penis works I'll have to schedule a visit with a urologist

Title	What are some of the smoothest thing that you have said to a woman?
Author	abond0082
Upvotes	1
Comments	54
Date	November 1, 2019 4:02 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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