A 28 yo hedonist looking for a Real CEO, unlike the make believe men on Tinder who just pretend. But not greedy. WAATGM in Germany?

loneliness-inc · 2020-11-08T15:44:17+00:00

Are there any (gentle)men with good taste in Germany??.... and REAL CEOs?🤔 NO greed

Listen here sweaty bitch. You gals are as fake as they come. Almost every part of you is either entirely fake or artificially enhanced. Let's do a quick run down from your head to your toes.

*Fake hair or hair that's enhanced with tons of expensive product.

No real brains to speak of.
Carefully groomed eyebrows.
Fake or enhanced eyelashes.
Complete removal of your facial hair.
Fakeup all over your face.
Fake smile.
Expensive skin products to portray your skin as being softer than it truly is.
Pushup bra and/or a bra that gives your boobs a look that they don't truly have.
Careful grooming of your armpits to remove all traces of the hair that's truly there.
Careful grooming of the hedges that surround your muh vuh Gina.
Careful grooming of your hairy legs.
Careful grooming of your finger and toe nails.
All kinds of soaps, lotions and potions to make you look, feel and smell like something that isn't truly you.
Fake personality to portray yourself as kinder, gentler and more pleasant than you truly are. Only to drop this act once you've gained full commitment.
Fake enthusiasm and fake orgasm.

Spare us the lectures on being fake when every point of value that you market to us is either entirely fake or partially fake.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-11-08T08:46:35+00:00

She's way too ugly to have such high demands.

adriannmng · 2020-11-08T08:43:38+00:00

The ultimate gold digger. She is looking for a CEO, basically a very rich guy, while she is a self confessed seeker of pleasure as her only goal and only in a monetary rich environment.

What rich guy in his right mind is on Tinder looking for this kind of money grabbing shameless thot with a big Zero to offer? A student at 28?

And yes, clearly NO greed. This last part is when the hamster takes over.

Scourmont · 2020-11-08T09:19:37+00:00

She's Russian, every Russian woman I have known have been gold digging whores. Growing up in a socialist country (USSR and its successor state) mean they have ZERO morals and operate in a way that would make Machiavelli blush. This is where the US is heading btw.

0mrcynic0 · 2020-11-08T08:37:43+00:00

Oh ok, she needs a CEO to fund her studies and then has to nerve to say "NO greed."

Unrealistically high expectations, much?

Try again once you can contribute more to society other than having a vajayjay.

Magicus1 · 2020-11-08T12:19:35+00:00

When I was over there, the girls weren’t too interested in me unless they found out I was American (apparently there’s a subset of girls there who specifically look for American boyfriends).

My Hungarian friend (a she) told me finding a girlfriend there was easy — tell them how much I make and I’ll find a girlfriend immediately (my friend knew my job & salary).

The gold digging there is insane.

I used to go to all these nice restaurants in Frankfurt & you’d always see young hot things with much, much older men. I’m talking early 20s with 50s.

It’s insane.

SupraMeh · 2020-11-08T10:03:14+00:00

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exiledinrussia · 2020-11-08T14:23:33+00:00

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Pimp87 · 2020-11-08T09:03:22+00:00

She can come and get this CEO, but before she comes into my circle, she has to tell me what she will offer me starting with 100% fertility

p3ngwin · 2020-11-08T14:33:11+00:00

Bitches about men's profile pics.
Takes her profile pics in a fucking retail shop, while not even looking into the camera.

Homely_Bonfire · 2020-11-08T12:10:57+00:00

German CEOs - Irony of the day. A country with an average taxload of 50% and ever more increasing regulations. Any men with the skills and motivation to become CEO in his right mind leaves Germany before creating their business.

She just picked the "alpha male seeking women" starterpack list of demands without understanding what it actually means. Her looks are at best that of a 4, she is old compared to the contestants in the dating pool of what "ReAl CeOs" can date and her attitude is that of a spoiled kid.

Good luck riding the CC for 3 more years and picking up cats after that.

Yashugan00 · 2020-11-08T12:04:15+00:00

time's running out. She's getting frustrated.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-11-08T09:11:43+00:00

Is she a student? Looking for a CEO?

cjohn3b · 2020-11-08T12:15:47+00:00

Shes a hedonist to boot. Guess someone needs to pay for this trash bags adventures.

silly_birb · 2020-11-08T13:58:45+00:00

I think most of the men that earn above 500k just pay for sex.

Doge_Is_Dead · 2020-11-08T14:31:10+00:00

Bitch, you're 28. You're like stale crackers.

Mgtowgoldsteinberger · 2020-11-08T12:22:54+00:00

lol at "no greed"

PlainTundra · 2020-11-08T13:14:59+00:00

All rich CEOs are waiting on Tinder for you, girl, sure they do.

someevilwhitemen · 2020-11-08T13:20:56+00:00

german men are lucky , you find an unicorn here

get your credit card ready gents

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-11-08T15:57:33+00:00

She's the type that will get pregnant if you have money, so you do nothing but back door on her. If your lucky you will get her back trap so loose she'll be in diapers when she's 40.

asdf333aza · 2020-11-08T13:27:08+00:00

Thought she was a man for second based her profile pic....

metalhead3750 · 2020-11-08T17:12:19+00:00

only looking for CEOs or people with money

no greed

I’m sorry what?

altair43 · 2020-11-08T19:24:54+00:00

Get every girl a CEO! Like right now!!!

Deadwitch1 · 2020-11-08T20:24:35+00:00

She looks like she’s terrible in the bedroom

yomo86 · 2020-11-08T21:10:26+00:00

Russian women fall into two categories. Nice, humble, intelligent and sweet and provisioning-seeking soul-less harpies. This is a prime example of the later

Newbosterone · 2020-11-09T21:55:45+00:00

Wait, a 29 year old student complained that men aren’t ambitious enough?

ChadInKorea · 2020-11-08T15:00:38+00:00

And yet, she’s still not as gold-digging as Chinese women. 😂

Cursedwithknowing · 2020-11-08T15:10:50+00:00

Ming the merciless?

onbakeplatinum · 2020-11-08T15:20:16+00:00

She looks like a complete bitch

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-11-08T16:10:22+00:00

hahahaha. She sure has a high opinion of herself. She honestly believes she's just as accomplished as CEOs

Devilsgun · 2020-11-08T16:57:43+00:00

Oh boy, another entitled human carton of curdled milk with a Best By date years back talking down to Everyman and demanding a premium price for her gash and trashy persona

NosniboR_Tommy · 2020-11-08T17:43:31+00:00

She has 'cat lover' on her profile... you couldn't make this shit up! Also she is a 'student'... yet she thinks she deserves a CEO... she must be a sociopath with this level of grandiosity?

Delifier · 2020-11-08T13:28:02+00:00

You should leave the greed to her.

sers00100 · 2020-11-08T14:26:23+00:00

Please say its Not Berlin

darwinevo · 2020-11-08T14:40:02+00:00

Tinder is hookup, why would I want a partner from Tinder!

1Badshot · 2020-11-08T16:04:02+00:00

When you look like a Japanese man in drag you can be as picky as want.

coloradocaniac · 2020-11-08T16:27:03+00:00

This thing is a shart given sentience.

armoredcore48 · 2020-11-08T17:38:13+00:00

No greed , it`s like no homo slang. you can do shit as long as you say those magic words.

meerita · 2020-11-08T17:49:49+00:00

Hedonist = gold digger.

dbbeebs · 2020-11-08T17:55:33+00:00

Who takes care of the cats when you're out on a date?

db

IdrinkandIknowXL · 2020-11-08T18:03:33+00:00

A 28 year old Russian “student” looking for money in the West.

reignoferror00 · 2020-11-08T18:40:11+00:00

No greed, "she" really needs the money for "her" bottom surgery.

Let's stare into the phone for a "suitable" picture taken while shopping at store. I'm sure seconds of thought went into that decision. Does it show your priorities - hell yes. Is it attractive, especially when you're bitching about men's pictures, hell no.

happychickenpalace · 2020-11-08T19:01:28+00:00

Hedonist & Sybarit

Okay, she definitely looks like a Drukhari from Commoragh with that pic there.

Anton0516 · 2020-11-08T19:57:34+00:00

well thats a great addition to the reputation of Russian Women.

FitnessEnthusiast98 · 2020-11-08T20:34:10+00:00

So ugly to demand that high

Alturius · 2020-11-08T21:10:22+00:00

Hedonist & Sybarit

Sybarite definition: "A person who is self-indulgent in their fondness for sensuous luxury."

Put simply, she is a Freeloader who wants an opulent, pampered lifestyle, can't/won't provide it herself (through, study, sacrifice and hard work), but she needs someone else to make it happen ... YOU!

GOLDEN RULE

Avoid any woman who wants things but isn't the one who will make it happen to obtain them.

mgsgamer1 · 2020-11-08T23:01:17+00:00

Complains about men taking photos in a wash closet (is that what wc is?) While taking a photo in a mirror, presumably to look like she's got money, when any fool can wander into a nice store and take a mirror pic.

How about some pictures not taken by yourself where you're staring at your screen?

needhelpmaxing · 2020-11-09T07:26:47+00:00

She looks like Mulan and the guy that crushes on Mulan all at once

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2020-11-09T13:00:53+00:00

This one makes me laugh. To quote Gordon Gecko, "Greed is good".

She's looking for some magical unicorn of a man who's a uber rich CEO with a heart of gold who doesn't have a selfish bone in his body.

Well sweetie, I hate to break it to you but uber rich CEOs are by their very nature driven, selfish and greedy for even more success. If they weren't, they'd be working stiffs stuck in a cubicle and not an expansive corner office.

hozarkmoca · 2020-11-10T04:25:14+00:00

She looks as friendly as a porcupine.

oxyoxyboi · 2020-11-09T12:10:19+00:00

Im a CEO alright, Chief Excavating Orificer of pussies

Title	A 28 yo hedonist looking for a Real CEO, unlike the make believe men on Tinder who just pretend. But not greedy. WAATGM in Germany?
Author	adriannmng
Upvotes	490
Comments	123
Date	November 8, 2020 8:33 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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