Any takers?

Overkillengine · 2020-02-11T11:21:32+00:00

You can tell she is fucking pissed that Chad she spread her legs for did not stick around after spurting a child into her.

And she's ready to take that anger all out on you.

Sure makes a guy feel wanted don't it?

Extra_Napkins · 2020-02-11T11:30:13+00:00

What a psycho. Even if this is satire it’s in poor taste. And if it’s true it’s even worse. What I really want is an intolerable bitch that sits home all day and takes my paychecks to raise some other guy’s semen demon.

Just a despicable woman. Her 30’s will be brutal.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-02-11T11:48:31+00:00

"NO HOOK UPS" - what are you doing on tinder?

"I like to stay the fuck home and watch Netflix" - lazy couch potato.

"Single mom" - whore (or WHO ARE if you're from Joisey).

"My sleeve..." - ...makes you look like a carnie.

"don't fucking touch me..." - again, what are you doing on tinder? You stupid, psychotic twat.

johnathanemanuel1993 · 2020-02-11T10:37:43+00:00

That's a funny way of threatening domestic violence... #sarcasm. Seriously any dude who swipes right on this doesn't get it. Never hook up with violent women not even for a 1 night stand

mustangfrank · 2020-02-11T10:02:12+00:00

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Sensei_Hensei · 2020-02-11T11:01:45+00:00

The stepfather father market is slowly going the way of Blockbuster Video.

Chiliresident · 2020-02-11T10:53:13+00:00

I hook up. It’s why I am a single mom. I am devoid of any personality. Like most young women today, I decided to permanantly disfigure my body because why not I like the attention it brings me. i won’t scratch your eyes out if you’re hot - if you’re not hot that’s OK but I will need to to entertain me in some other way or at least pay for my bastard child.

Undead_Chronic · 2020-02-11T14:48:30+00:00

Imagine if a man casually threatened violence on Twitter

He would be in jail getting raped.

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-02-11T13:08:37+00:00

What a ray of sunshine on this otherwise dreary morning! /s

The borderline personality disorders are starting early, I see.

Psychoticface · 2020-02-11T14:12:50+00:00

21 and already an alpha widow! Bitch grew up fast, the "no hook ups" line is usually the preserve of the late 20s and above!

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-02-11T16:07:02+00:00

"I act tough but if a guy shows me any attention I'll do anal"

rellik13xx · 2020-02-11T10:10:45+00:00

Now who's going to be the lucky guy to lock this queen down!?

DavidLoPan13 · 2020-02-11T13:21:40+00:00

By her sleeve being almost done she is referring to her p-sleeve (coach Greg Adams). And I agree, that thing is probably already close to finished.

silly_birb · 2020-02-11T14:42:32+00:00

"Why i am 35yo and single! Do men hate single moms?"

BluepillProfessor · 2020-02-11T15:22:18+00:00

At least she is making herself pleasant and approachable.

Autonomous_Freeman · 2020-02-11T12:31:21+00:00

I can sum the reason she's on Tinder with three words:

"Give me money."

Any guy that dates her will get no sex, no love, no care, no support.

He will get tantrums, anger, disrespect, disregard for his needs.

WIA20XX · 2020-02-11T13:05:48+00:00

Charming

mimiczx · 2020-02-11T14:55:53+00:00

And to think this is her trying to be appealing in order to get matches... 😂

leredditbugman · 2020-02-11T16:08:39+00:00

This is a dating strategy based on the assumption that men are so desperate they’ll take any chick.

She’s laying it out there about how awful of a choice she is because in her mind it doesn’t matter, there’s going to be guys hitting her up anyway.

LotBuilder · 2020-02-11T17:24:08+00:00

Oh, she will be blowing you on the second date

mustangfrank · 2020-02-11T13:00:49+00:00

I am a single mom of how many? That is not a minor detail.

And the violence is not good either. Just another thot with demands.

SeekingLevelFive · 2020-02-11T10:40:46+00:00

....unless you're Chad, then you can drag my eyeless face around.

1st10Amendments · 2020-02-11T16:15:45+00:00

She sounds charming. What’s not to like? I mean, who doesn’t want someone else’s cast-off and tattooed baby momma with boundary issues?

IcariusFallen · 2020-02-11T17:05:17+00:00

"I'll rip your eyes out of your fucking head"

Uhhhh, no you won't , beyotch....you'll get your weak ass kicked is what you'll get.

She's a "lady" and super feminine , guys.

kfree313 · 2020-02-11T15:10:13+00:00

Next!

rebelauthor · 2020-02-11T18:25:27+00:00

I saved you guys the trouble and translated this chihuahua barking for you:

"Hi. I'm scared and lonely and looking for my protector and supporter. That's why I'm on this site. I've been burnt so many times, including all the times I've got shit-faced drunk and had sex with random strangers. I've also got major daddy issues. Basically, I'm incredibly insecure, hence the compensating for my lack of self worth (not to mention my tattoo sleeve). I just want to fit in and be a basic bitch because I don't know who I really am. Please excuse the level 10 shit test but if you choose me, be ready for this. I will be shit testing you frequently even after we're together because Chad ruined me. I'm traumatized and fucked in the head and no amount of therapy will ever fix me. Yes, I smoke weed. Duh...Bye!"

ugluk1 · 2020-02-11T10:39:54+00:00

The alphabet goes like this: CC, BB, CC, BB, ...

blakswan1976 · 2020-02-11T14:52:12+00:00

What is that sleeve shyte?

Domebeers · 2020-02-11T16:25:56+00:00

You should view these profiles as less about what she wants and more about how she wants to be treated. It's a telegraph.

z31fanatic · 2020-02-11T17:06:37+00:00

Completely damaged and only 21. Her future is bleak.

jws755 · 2020-02-11T19:51:51+00:00

This is being so nasty that she’s got no takers, but then she’s not being turned down. Common emotional self defense

Deckardisdead · 2020-02-11T20:29:24+00:00

This might be the winner of "most honest woman in the world" I bet she is everything she says she is. Kind of like banging a cactus.

Kurt751990 · 2020-02-11T23:56:56+00:00

CALL THE ZOO THERE'S A RABID RACOON ON THE LOOSE!

2020-02-11T13:46:23+00:00

I really wish some of these had a full picture of these women.

Latrodectus10 · 2020-02-11T18:39:43+00:00

Just a Harley Quinn searching for her joker.

maruadventurer · 2020-02-11T22:00:06+00:00

definitely not a marketing major that is for sure.

WereNotGonnaFakeIt · 2020-02-12T07:19:02+00:00

.....Why are you angry at me exactly?

oooKenshiooo · 2020-02-11T16:13:38+00:00

To be fair... That's a funny threat. :D

skyhigh527 · 2020-02-11T16:24:09+00:00

Wow, I can’t believe she is single!

quijote3000 · 2020-02-11T16:31:05+00:00

Very convincing...

ShortWarrior · 2020-02-11T17:11:08+00:00

You can both sit on the couch watching Netflix, one foot apart cuz she's not gay

Ipride362 · 2020-02-11T18:03:19+00:00

She’s pleasant!

mblazin1532 · 2020-02-11T18:05:46+00:00

Jeez! She sounds like she's really fun to be around.

StingRayFins · 2020-02-11T18:19:52+00:00

How am I supposed to even react to this? Dafuq

Dr_Bukkakee · 2020-02-11T19:40:41+00:00

Why is she even on Tinder?

otakuzod · 2020-02-11T20:14:25+00:00

A single mother who curses like a sailor. Oh, HELL NO!

slimeyslime123 · 2020-02-12T20:38:45+00:00

She sounds lovely.

jmpires · 2020-02-20T12:03:54+00:00

Stepfather plantation 🤣🤣🤣

Well maybe slowly, nevertheless faster than Blockbuster, I hope. Seems like the last shop lasted until recently in a area with poor cable TV coverage.

Title	Any takers?
Author	Fourty8Seventy6
Upvotes	626
Comments	119
Date	February 11, 2020 8:33 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/f25kre/any_takers/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/any-takers.341696 https://theredarchive.com/post/341696

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