Mama of four kids [26F]... You'll HAVE to give me a phenomenal reason to pay for a sitter

omegajams · 2019-09-27T16:28:33+00:00

What happened to living your best life and leaving people alone? Why is this person on a dating app? Basically she is saying she will never have time for you. You will never be important.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-09-27T16:47:13+00:00

"Mama of 4" - this chick fucks.

"Not looking to be anyone's anything" - then what are you doing on Tinder? Do you think it's just a chat app? // once again, women will say anything but what they really mean. She's looking to get fucked, and she's looking for someone to help her fund and raise her kids. If that can all be the same man, great. Otherwise, she'll fuck Chad while stringing along Bailout Billy Beta with monthly dead fish sex (if even that frequent).

"I work 55+ hours per week" - that's commendable, but it sounds like you don't have time to be a good mom, let alone date.

"I ALWAYS have my kids so you'll have to give me a phenomenal reason to pay for a sitter" - sounds like you're fishing for a man willing to take you out on something expensive.

The only reason this one has any hope at all is that she looks great in that picture. She might be hiding a fat body, but I doubt it. Gentlemen, don't think with your dick. Pump and dump or FWB arrangement only, or even better, just stay away.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-09-27T16:47:56+00:00

Thotese Translator: "Looking for Beta Bux Bailout / Sugar Daddy. Tired of working those 55+ hours a week. $ 6 figure annual income only need apply."

LotBuilder · 2019-09-27T18:54:41+00:00

I see why you young bucks would run for the hills on this chick but she’s a great target for a single older guy with a vasectomy. She just wants to get away from her pack of wolves a few nights a month to grab dinner and get raunchy. She can’t say that but it is what it is.

[deleted] · 2019-09-27T17:07:52+00:00

With so many negatives her bio still reeks of entitlement. It's crazy man. RIP to the men messaging her.

inushishi_no_kaze · 2019-09-27T17:20:35+00:00

I guess how a 26yo girl can afford 4 kids by herself...oh right, welfare!

LovelyCocktail · 2019-09-27T17:06:44+00:00

Oof. Welp she did give the warning of "proceed at your own risk".

Morty50911 · 2019-09-27T18:50:55+00:00

26 with 4 kids. At this rate she can star in Cheaper by the Dozen: Crack Whore.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-09-27T16:59:44+00:00

Wow, she's spent much of her adulthood so far on her back.

How about a nice Cleveland steamer?

anonmymouse · 2019-09-27T19:15:11+00:00

how much you want to bet all 4 of those kids have different dads?

Thetrvler · 2019-09-27T19:35:18+00:00

“I ALWAYS have my kids”

Unless the father died, this is a HUGE red-flag (not to leave out the fact she has 4 fucking kids).

johnny_qcb · 2019-09-27T18:55:22+00:00

Proceed at your own risk.

I mean at least she warned us.

Velvet_Hammer_ · 2019-09-27T18:25:19+00:00

I think this is an example of one of the few that didn't use a filter on her photo, just six pounds of makeup. Disgusting, IMO.

xeq937 · 2019-09-27T19:36:09+00:00

Remember, when she says her kids come first, she's saying Chad's children come before you!

krusty_fat · 2019-09-27T23:57:49+00:00

4 kids at 26...that’s some amish numbers

OldFashionMarine · 2019-09-27T18:20:06+00:00

Give you a reason for a sitter....? OK, because I'm not paying for your cunt munchkins that's YOUR job......

LateralThinker13 · 2019-09-27T19:01:53+00:00

Oh princess, YOU will have to give ME an even BETTER reason to pay for your four kids.

LOL.

At least she's honest with the "Proceed at your own risk" bit.

Thatsyourissue · 2019-09-27T19:04:56+00:00

Cum dumpster!

oh_no_aliens · 2019-09-27T22:22:00+00:00

Bet ya each of those kids has a different daddy.

smfuel87 · 2019-09-27T23:38:04+00:00

"Not looking to be anyone's anything."

.......

What? Then Why the fuck are you here? Oh...to ride the carousel of dicks until you find a wallet.

Got it.

And you're a "Mama of four" draining one or multiple men of a fucking ton of money to maintain your façade of "Strength and independence". I'm not going to be your next victim and risk placing myself in the line of fire of a pissed off ex baby daddy to support your ungreatful, blown out liability of a vagina".

Fuck off and enjoy your trailer park retirement.

xkulp8 · 2019-09-27T18:29:31+00:00

Skills include knowing how to use the Photoshop "blur" filter

spaceman_spliff777 · 2019-09-27T19:08:28+00:00

Cum dumpster seeks live in beta daddy.

fudgicle2018 · 2019-09-27T21:24:21+00:00

and once again, ladies when your pics start looking like Japanese anime, tone down the filters. somebody taught her how to reduce her crossed eyes, and she just kept going.

robszans · 2019-09-27T22:04:51+00:00

What a disgusting human being.

tharkyllinus · 2019-09-27T22:28:57+00:00

Those blue eyes though...aw never-mind Ive seen insane poke out from behind blue eyes before .

morning6am · 2019-09-28T01:08:11+00:00

“Krazy eyes (clap clap) are waaatching you (clap clap)...”

Jarin01 · 2019-09-28T01:28:40+00:00

She is 26 and already has 4 bastards. If that isn't a red flag I don't know what is.

HAMMIE209 · 2019-09-27T18:41:01+00:00

...

Wtf¿

Kart0ffel · 2019-09-27T19:10:33+00:00

I really want to hear from guys that willingly get with any of these women who put their kids as the first thing people read and see in their profiles.

It's really good man repellent, and I'm baffled why there are guys that would willfully date them.

I would assume they're desperate.

Thor-Loki-1 · 2019-09-27T19:20:35+00:00

That pussy has to look like a clown car at this point and her only being 26....

Bennyjig · 2019-09-27T21:40:28+00:00

Works 55+ hours a week but only needs a little help from Uncle Sam (food stamps, section 8, all the rest)

[deleted] · 2019-09-27T22:52:29+00:00

If she's not looking to be anyone's anything, why the Sam Hell is she on a dating site?

LeeeeeroyPhishkins · 2019-09-27T23:26:10+00:00

Then why the fuck is she using that app.

sshevie · 2019-09-27T23:52:05+00:00

Imagine being that used up and thinking that highly of yourself.

gloomcel · 2019-09-28T00:18:11+00:00

If you’re Chad she’s always going to find an excuse to see you

TwilightSea · 2019-09-28T00:40:40+00:00

Not sure if that's makeup or filter 🤔

Devilsgun · 2019-09-28T05:06:08+00:00

Those eyes have seen ten thousand throbbing cocks.

Yours is not impressive. Your wallet is barely adequate.

What are you still doing here? Begone, beta loser. Your money left hours ago.

Oh, exciting. A big penis. Suck, suck, swallow. Open butthole, spread roast beef curtains aside. Oh yes. Oh god yes, fuck me baby.

Oh, hey you. I'm done with your friend. He ranked #48 out of an estimated 1,205 lovers. I need more money.

Come at me, beta male lover #642. It is imperative that you ejaculate inside of my vagina during the Uncertainty Window so I can play his child off as yours.

clamnit · 2019-09-27T19:26:06+00:00

Lol nope

Professsor_Q · 2019-09-27T19:37:20+00:00

no..no.......no

realmballantyne · 2019-09-27T20:07:42+00:00

In all seriousness, being that busy.....why bother dating?

astoicguy · 2019-09-27T20:46:48+00:00

4 kids? 26y?

No thanks!

Emervila · 2019-09-27T21:23:23+00:00

I'll give you one reason: You need to get a job! well if you can do 2 jobs it'd be better

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-09-28T00:09:45+00:00

This just reeks.

InnerChemist · 2019-09-28T00:27:30+00:00

Uhh... I know this girl.

Funny that the kids never came up while I was banging her though.

Needlecrash · 2019-09-28T02:39:26+00:00

Why are you on a dating app? No one wants to go on a date with a women with her kids with her. If you aren't looking, get the fuck off Tinder.

kyledontcare · 2019-09-28T02:43:20+00:00

Drop dead filthy broad I don't want to pay a single red cent for you or your kids ever. Get your filthy over the hill carcass and underwater financial situation away from our eyes.

Natuasi · 2019-09-28T02:51:01+00:00

“Not looking to be anyone’s anything.”

The irony.

hozarkmoca · 2019-09-28T03:21:31+00:00

Imagine paying child support for 4 kids

st-johnson · 2019-09-28T06:31:49+00:00

It's a yikes from me dawg

[deleted] · 2019-09-28T10:04:51+00:00

Photoshopped eyes, lips, eyebrows, skin, face and neck. If you would use FaceApp/Filters so heavily, you'd surely lie about your age and fuck knows what else. Look how bad her chest is digitally altered, I'd even guess a tattoo has been airbrushed.

coldsteel86 · 2019-09-28T10:27:15+00:00

26 years old, 4 kids and thinks she deserves a high value man. GTFO! At this point honey you need to take whatever man will humble you with his time.

thenotoriousdougie · 2019-09-28T10:36:58+00:00

Not sure if that’s a filter or photoshop, but that’s not what she actually looks like. I’ll give her credit for not having her tits out though. Although after 4 goblins they’re probably hanging down to her waist.

crankyblanky · 2019-09-28T13:19:44+00:00

Lollll at 55 hours being noteworthy ya cunt

mustangfrank · 2019-10-01T17:00:31+00:00

I think it is the other way around. You will have to give me a good reason to date a woman with 4 kids.

The_Invader_Kilz · 2019-09-28T06:25:18+00:00

I have to ask the whole sub this.

What kind of Tinder bio would you deem acceptable or not be at risk of incurring the wrath of this sub?

Some bios on here I see seem reasonable, yet still, are ridiculed and belittled.

Is this a sub for hating single mothers or just self-entitled women with unreasonable expectations?

Title	Mama of four kids [26F]... You'll HAVE to give me a phenomenal reason to pay for a sitter
Author	KabyBlue
Upvotes	680
Comments	138
Date	September 27, 2019 3:29 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/da21k7/mama_of_four_kids_26f_youll_have_to_give_me_a/
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