At least she's self aware.

RealMcGonzo · 2019-03-09T14:10:04+00:00

And in another three years, three more rug rats. She could make a basketball team with all the fathers.

VictxrSenpai · 2019-03-09T14:20:59+00:00

Yay she figured it out ! And it only took 3 kids

Older_Miggy · 2019-03-09T14:52:06+00:00

Jesus, somebody please sew her shut.

Unless she had twins, she's spent nearly her entire teen years pregnant.

Those poor kids.

Glordit · 2019-03-09T15:14:25+00:00

Do these people not understand that birth control is an option? Also closing your legs. That works too.

grizzer99 · 2019-03-09T15:24:15+00:00

3 kids at that young of age. What the fuck happened? Rip to the taxpayers

CrackingYs · 2019-03-09T15:34:42+00:00

But she's on Tinder because she knows for sure there are enough thirsty simps out there that she'll be able to trap others. A baby breeding career can pay well if a woman has enough of them. And with enough baby daddys paying child support she can remain an "independent strong woman" for life at their expense.

AWPstenz · 2019-03-09T17:53:34+00:00

Im actually kind of sure this is my cousin. She looks the same( hard to tell), same age, same number of kids, and has a name that starts with H.

[deleted] · 2019-03-09T15:15:15+00:00

Going on 20 with three kids?! Daaamn

Andrzej11 · 2019-03-09T16:06:17+00:00

Nobody wants a 19 year old with 1 child and in this case a kindergarten of 3 kids.

Blissbynature · 2019-03-09T17:42:54+00:00

"I have my own car and job. So I'm pretty independent."

Doubt it. Let all the support structure that you have in place but that you didn't mention in your profile disappear, then let's see how independent you are.

Ipride362 · 2019-03-09T18:40:29+00:00

Welfare queen and not even 20

incelposter · 2019-03-09T17:24:07+00:00

Yes, you're right. No one wants a single mother of 3 kids, especially a fat one.

J03SChm03OG · 2019-03-09T18:34:02+00:00

"Nobody wants a 19 year old with 3 kids"

Especially not the 3 kids!

CrnlButtcheeks · 2019-03-09T14:14:28+00:00

r/funnyandsad

scrote_mcgee · 2019-03-09T16:09:12+00:00

Fuck no nobody wants that kinda shit

Xxtourlife · 2019-03-09T19:01:36+00:00

I apologize for my fellow Generation Z who have sex like Pornstars and haven't learned anything from L.O about Birth Control and Etc.

They just seem to be lost and think it's cool to have intercourse as a Teenager.

Edit:Gen Z

batshitcrafty · 2019-03-09T16:36:35+00:00

Ohhh 3 kids and low self-esteem. Total package.

waytogokid · 2019-03-09T18:43:48+00:00

THREE kids at nineteen?! The last thing she should be doing is dating...

hodltaco · 2019-03-09T20:42:44+00:00

"I get it tho, nobody wants a 19 year old with 3 kids"

That's not self-aware. That's called laying the bait. Plenty of white knights will recognize this as a woman, through no fault of her own, who has cast her entire being to the world at large hoping to be saved. Alpha male(s) plant the seed(s), beta male steps in to raise the bastard children.

Happens every day unfortunately.

YucanSukmeov · 2019-03-09T18:56:08+00:00

3 kids at 19? Definitely looking for some schmuck...

Do these girls know anything about birth control?

ginger610 · 2019-03-09T17:30:08+00:00

A car and a job makes you ‘independent’? Not with all that crotchfruit clinging to her.

DarkMutton · 2019-03-09T19:38:41+00:00

Oh boy, a fat 19 year old with 3 kids and no dad? I bet the next Jamal/Tyrone is looking forward to making it 4

smfuel87 · 2019-03-09T22:22:08+00:00

How the fuck do you have 3 kids by 19? Is she trying to set some kind of ho record?

coagulated_cumquats · 2019-03-09T19:42:37+00:00

Can we put all these in a time capsule so that when the next civilization digs them up they can understand why ours failed

ChiTownBob · 2019-03-09T20:11:23+00:00

>I'm pretty independent

So she doesn't need you.

palaceposy6706 · 2019-03-09T20:36:42+00:00

I'm more about hip-to-waist ratio than I am "skinny"... but "not so skinny" at 19, plus 3 kids, whooo... only the biggest captain save-a-ho white knight gonna go near that. Must be her strategy, putting that into her profile.

Extra_Napkins · 2019-03-09T21:51:02+00:00

I appreciate the self awareness. But I don’t think she realizes just how fucked she is. It won’t be as funny in ten years.

HighoctaneXD · 2019-03-09T19:54:43+00:00

Actually surprising that she has a job and a car.

It hurts that THAT actually makes me suprised, what should be a standard for women with kids.

Tossed_Away_1776 · 2019-03-09T20:29:54+00:00

"I get it tho, nobody wants a 19 year with 3 kids." You're right, because you should have 3 goddamn children at 19!

xseiber · 2019-03-09T20:31:09+00:00

Welp. Time to add a fourth and dip.

anonanyo · 2019-03-09T20:36:52+00:00

3 different fathers?

misfit2872 · 2019-03-09T19:04:11+00:00

Give her brownie points(maybe even a cookie and a pat on the head.Lol.) for being brighter than most of the thots regularly featured here....but what's worst?A self aware person who knows better,but keeps making the stay mistakes (hers being chasing irresponsible Chads who disappear after she gets pregnant with his kid.) Or is it the ignorant dumbass( the usual female featured here) who is so clueless she never sees her mistakes,and never learns? That's the question.I'm sure,pre single motherhood...she had at least one decent, responsible non-Chad guy trying to date her.Like most women she was disgusted by the non-Chad....so he was quickly rejected or banished to the dreaded friend zone.

baycityvince · 2019-03-09T22:13:50+00:00

A job and a car is all it takes to be independent? Good, then my ex-wife doesn’t need any more of my money. She’s independent.

taternator24 · 2019-03-10T00:22:23+00:00

I wonder if she is getting any child support from Colton, Dakota, and Tanner?

NickTesla2018 · 2019-03-10T01:49:23+00:00

Three strikes, you're out.

RackOps · 2019-03-10T12:57:26+00:00

Its pretty much impossible to raise 3 kids on the earnings of a 19 year old.

She's "independent" in her mind only.

skymningwolf · 2019-03-09T21:03:37+00:00

Was she pregnant her entire teen life? I’ve seen pretty young parents but she’s still technically a “teenager” and already there.

trpblacklime · 2019-03-09T23:44:42+00:00

I respect the self awareness.

CptMoistPanties · 2019-03-10T01:31:47+00:00

on the plus side those kids are prob genetically healthy cause she had them real young

Cursedpurpose · 2019-03-10T01:59:48+00:00

Independent? You can't even have your period without another vagina letting you know it's ok.

Obediah_Stane · 2019-03-10T02:38:53+00:00

This kind of shit would happen less if Uncle Sam didn't force us taxpayers to take care of everyone's goddamn mistakes

BroJobBiggs · 2019-03-10T04:07:52+00:00

Time to move back home honey.

JackieChansStuntGuy · 2019-03-10T15:46:02+00:00

Most generic birth control is free in America btw. And if you use a condom on top of that it’s almost impossible to “end up” pregnant. The saddest part is that she isn’t self aware; I’m sure if she wasn’t currently preggo she would happily right swipe and hop on chad for a fourth kid.

Needlecrash · 2019-03-10T18:45:38+00:00

At least she got it.

divorce33 · 2019-03-10T19:27:14+00:00

Nobody wants a woman with kids

No shit shirlock!

Chingparr · 2019-03-13T13:44:31+00:00

The fact that so many of these jizz dumpsters are looking while expecting... how trashy can they be?

IcebergHermit · 2019-03-16T23:31:29+00:00

With all the forms of birth control and contraception and even abortion out there I don’t understand why these women keep getting pregnant at such a young age

Oh wait welfare benefits in child support I forgot that’s what I get for leaving my brain in the refrigerator when I went and got a beer

[deleted] · 2019-06-27T18:49:39+00:00

Maybe some fat fuck with no prospects, she’s not expecting anything great. I don’t see the problem.

Title	At least she's self aware.
Author	taternator24
Upvotes	795
Comments	105
Date	March 9, 2019 2:06 PM UTC (7 years ago)
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Especially not the 3 kids!