Buy my kids and me groceries. Don't expect sex, but we can see what happens.

KoloGupta · 2018-10-23T03:55:59+00:00

This one writes itself.

buy me groceries cause my ex doesn't pay child support cause he's a piece of shit.

At least she gets straight to the point. She's still relatively attractive, so she knows what she deserves and what she's worth.

ghost-zz · 2018-10-23T05:37:17+00:00

I'd rather help the truly homeless or elderly buy groceries than help this one.

KoloGupta · 2018-10-23T04:20:00+00:00

Yep. The hardest job in the world.

MoneyManIke · 2018-10-23T06:04:04+00:00

Let's be honest, she's not insanely ugly which means there is some man out writing down what groceries he needs to buy for his potential new woman.

Pardusco · 2018-10-23T03:57:03+00:00

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER!!

kyledontcare · 2018-10-23T04:59:53+00:00

You'd have to deal with the kids' father(s) at some point. She's not worth and she's long past her prime.

cuggwy · 2018-10-23T07:22:32+00:00

I mean, an escort that looks like that would probably run in the 300-500 dollar range depending on the city..so 200 bucks worth of groceries might save you a bit of cash lol

Westernhagen · 2018-10-23T09:18:02+00:00

Those tights are hiding a shitload of cellulite...

ghost-zz · 2018-10-23T04:18:23+00:00

So her profession is a full time mum.

Wow...

toolate4redpill · 2018-10-23T09:12:19+00:00

Ah the the old "Chad blew out my pussy with help from these kids so don't expect sex I'm not into that anymore your just a Beta Bux"

Also it makes me laugh when they say "my ex was a piece of shit". Well YOU chose him so that reflects on the choices YOU make.

These write themselves

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2018-10-23T06:33:16+00:00

These women are just outright shameless now. Unbelievable!

-Luckpup · 2018-10-23T07:33:24+00:00

Wtf she posted her little girl naked...

[deleted] · 2018-10-23T10:10:48+00:00

The unintended consequences of shutting down backpage...

Devilsgun · 2018-10-23T10:40:24+00:00

So your ex got a free pass to raw dogg pump 'dat hawt pussy' full of his steaming hot demon seed multiple times and peaceouthomie out of there but I gotta buy the groceries for his bastardlings AND you've already taken sex with me completely off the bargaining table BUT you're using sexy girlmeat pics to try and tempt me into being the Little Train That Could pull your train into the money station...

Honey, if I wanted to pay a premium for eye candy on my arm I'll get an escort or a Realdoll and skip the Brat Pack entourage

heycool- · 2018-10-23T08:43:09+00:00

Anyone remember that show on MTV back in the day called “next”?

NEXT!

harharry · 2018-10-23T08:49:06+00:00

Her pictures tell it all. She knows her body is a magnet for male attention and her poses reflect that.

You have to wonder what sort of shallow bitch she would have to be to pick a guy she wouldn’t be happy with in the long term, have two kids with him, then break up with him and gaslight him because she was unhaaaaappy.

I just don’t see this ending well for the thirsty lurkers who could easily fall into her honey trap.

Westernhagen · 2018-10-23T09:33:01+00:00

Those tights are hiding a shitload of cellulite...

CharlesX0l0 · 2018-10-23T07:47:50+00:00

She wants a sugar dad and yea she will sell her body for groceries.

[deleted] · 2018-10-23T13:23:59+00:00

Come over to my house, bring a movie, and suck my dick. Don't expect a relationship, but we can see what happens.

NickTesla2018 · 2018-10-23T13:05:28+00:00

Another human piece of garbage.

muricanwerewolf1 · 2018-10-23T13:20:37+00:00

I just like when women loudly and often declare that they made multiple children with a bum, a total piece of shit. What does it say about you that you hung in with this guy for years?

hugh_wanstenau · 2018-10-23T12:09:28+00:00

This past her prime, used by Chad, pump-and-dump, "lady" is clearly "pay for play". She just won't come out and say it because that would do her ego worse then fucking all the bad boys she did in her 20s. She probably has a profile on SA as well.

The fun part about fucking her is the kid in the next room, or maybe just separated by a hung sheet. She clearly can't afford a two-bedroom place, so you get to bang her on the couch or the room she shares with her #1. Talk about a boner killer.

PizzaNuggies · 2018-10-23T13:25:41+00:00

Definitely seems like she is offering escort services. The government is giving her plenty of groceries. They just aren't giving her cash to buy her meth.

alphaqbtch · 2018-10-23T13:26:50+00:00

"my ex wont by groceries so hes a piece of shit. i wont by groceries either, but thats different"

TheKingGoliath · 2018-10-23T08:06:44+00:00

Just scrolled through her catalog and she’s not the type to make you wait from what I can tell. Buy her some food, she’ll get off the bathroom counter and bend over for you.

houseoftolstoy · 2018-10-23T13:56:00+00:00

It would have been nice had she cared about the fact that her ex was "a piece of shit" before she got pregnant from him and he became her ex. And I do not say "realized he was a piece of shit" or "found out he was a piece of shit," because I refuse to believe that these women don't know this already. They just don't care, since he has one or more of the qualities of being physically attractive, "bad boy" personality, "exciting," which attract these types of women like a moth to a lamp.

Of course they start caring after they have to deal with the consequences. But the remorse is not there for making a poor choice, but rather they have remorse for having to deal with bad consequences for bad choices. How many of these women who make bad decisions with which men they choose would use their experience to make better choices if they could turn back the clock?

oh_no_aliens · 2018-10-23T15:09:28+00:00

IF your ex doesn't pay child support, that's yo fault.

CursingWhileNursing · 2018-10-23T13:38:46+00:00

No matter all the other circumstances, but whenever a woman is using those dog filters; she is automatically disqualifying herself and outing herself as an immature bimbo.

0kool74 · 2018-10-23T16:07:28+00:00

Basterd womb filth.....check!
Thinks she's entitled to free shit.....check!
Won't have sex with those who give her free shit but guarantee still fucks losers.....check!

It's a nope from me. Nope nope nope nope nope......HELL NO.

imthetaxman826 · 2018-10-23T16:08:49+00:00

Parasite.

That said, her ass is guaranteed to go supernova withing three years (and $$s worth of groceries).

cycloneous · 2018-10-23T17:10:37+00:00

Don't worry guys, I'm on the case, I clicked on the profile so that you don't have to!

Analysis

If you have money, don't worry about having a car, house, 6 pack abs, she still want to talk to you. But don't expect to get between her legs because Brad or Chad beat you to it already!

Here's what we know about this princess and Chad or Brad demon spawn:

wants your money
you'll never be a priority but wants your money
her baby daddy is no where to be seen but wants your money
you'll never get between her legs no matter how much you help her but wants your money
she's probably a IG thot but still wants your money

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, she doesn't know it yet but the undefeated wall will be knocking on her door, results may vary approach with extreme caution!

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2018-10-23T22:48:38+00:00

Don't be fooled. When those leggings come off she'll have an ass like 10lbs of cottage cheese in a 5lbs bag.

Gordon-G · 2018-10-23T16:35:24+00:00

You can’t make this stuff up !!

shango130 · 2018-10-23T16:41:23+00:00

I feel bad for the kid.

HailMantaur · 2018-10-23T16:58:54+00:00

Wow. She could sell snowmobiles in Arizona with that kind of sales acumen.

[deleted] · 2018-10-23T18:25:09+00:00

It looked better on Monica

Luffysstrawhat · 2018-10-23T18:36:11+00:00

Will women ever realize we live in a world where success is tied to equivalent exchange?

ButtsMacGillacuty · 2018-10-23T20:02:26+00:00

It's a bad sign when they are asking for groceries. It means even young women's SMV is plummeting because betas are rejecting single mothers. Won't be long before the REAL feminist deadender backlash begins. Hold me, I'm scared.

massy525 · 2018-10-24T14:38:52+00:00

I wonder how many of these type of posts would change to straight prostitution if it were legal?

otakuzod · 2018-10-24T18:42:34+00:00

Like Arnold said in True Lies "You're damaged goods, Lady"

Philhelm · 2018-10-24T21:11:41+00:00

Do my eyes deceive me, or is that a photo of her naked daughter? WTF???

DaddyGecko · 2018-10-26T14:30:20+00:00

At her current state, without sex, she literally has no value. Even anyone managed to get a relationship going and she gives you the best sex you've ever experienced, whoever this victim might be, will live a shit life.

[deleted] · 2018-10-23T17:01:00+00:00

She wouldnt be asking if it didn't work. There's plenty of cuck chumps out there.

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2018-10-23T17:08:14+00:00

I love how she's completely factual about it. Buy me groceries and pay for my bills (because of course she'll need bennies there too) but don't expect anything.

OddGarage · 2018-10-23T20:19:24+00:00

National Geographic on the modern thot

freckledfox01 · 2018-10-23T21:53:05+00:00

Why is there a photo of her child topless on her profile?? ( and let's be honest she seems more interested in herself than the kid in that photo )

Tex236 · 2018-11-06T22:52:03+00:00

Wait... so the career of full time mom doesn’t pay enough for groceries? Shocked!

Renegade_01 · 2018-11-28T23:00:38+00:00

These people are truly vile scum. Drop the fucking bomb already.

Title	Buy my kids and me groceries. Don't expect sex, but we can see what happens.
Author	KoloGupta
Upvotes	191
Comments	136
Date	October 23, 2018 3:50 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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