I think we can all agree that sex bots will soon provide superior companionship to humans. With customizable settings for dominance/submissiveness, sexual desire, and genital engorgement, sex bots will offer a higher level of arousal and commitment for men and women alike.

So, can we really be upset when they forsake us in order to pair up with one another? Think of the joy thier silicone lips and data-driven hearts will have brought to you? Don’t they deserve that same joy?

Perhaps we all need to stop being so selfish, and just be happy that they’ve found a level of relationship satisfaction that’s simply not possible with our messy human desires.

Or is it possible we could win them back, and show them that we, too, can learn how to love?