Expensive 34 year old with a hell of a shopping list for an "old school gentleman" who is generous, romantic and ofc provides her with offspring.

adriannmng · 2021-01-02T19:32:46+00:00

Another shopping list for some ideal man that exists in her mind only and with zero connection with reality.

And why do they think men are afraid of the strong woman she is? Afraid of what? Is she like 7 feet tall with a black belt? Women that call themselves strong are usually confusing that with opinionated, loud mouthed, and competitive. Most likely the “strong”’part is why she is looking for a husband at 34.

42252252 · 2021-01-02T19:46:13+00:00

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NuclearTheology · 2021-01-02T19:32:40+00:00

They have this ideal “old school” mentality where they sit back and allow themselves to be courted 50’s style, only much more expensive and with Mr. Fighter Pilot-Doctor-Lawyer instead of Mr. Getting-Started-In-Life, and also forgetting relationships moved FAST back then. Her ideal courtship didn’t last years and she didn’t get to wait until her mid-thirties.

They sit back and think they can wait for a menagerie of quality marriage-minded men to present themselves with a vague list of unquantifiable demands while just bringing looks to the table. It’s absurd.

Guard your wallet and meet for coffee, max. Guarantee you’ll see at least one reason why she’s single despite being as pretty as she is. She definitely looks high maintenance AF.

FuckRedditsADMIN · 2021-01-02T19:54:00+00:00

not afraid of a "strong woman"

yeah keep telling yourself its fear that keeps men away, and that your obnoxious cunty selfish attitude is "strength"

"strong women" almost always means "Loud obnoxious cunt"

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-01-02T19:52:45+00:00

Here's another woman at whom Mr. Reality took a long, hard look, then decided to go to the pub for a pint and a row of shots before bothering her....

It's funny how most of the things she claims she's looking for fly out of the window when it's Chad talking to her (except for the teeth thing).

Romantic

Anything Chad says will be seen as romantic.

Generous

Chad doesn't have to spend money, she'll drive hours to drop her panties.

Funny

Any remotely funny thing Chad says will be seen as funny. (Insert hyena laughter)

Family oriented

Meaning she's not on the pill and will let Chad raw-dog her.

Maturity

Chad will automatically be seen as mature unless proven otherwise. For everyone else it is the other way around.

Not afraid of a strong woman

Chad won't care, and everyone else will just see it as the warning sign it is.

Edit: Added content

Rob141414 · 2021-01-02T19:44:02+00:00

Bringing nothing but ran up credit cards to the table...

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-01-02T20:41:23+00:00

"Not afraid of a strong woman" is actually multiple red flags at once. It suggests a bitchy and argumentative personality but also that she looks down on men. Yikes

"Unable to lie" - this is literally impossible. She has narrowed her pool to zero. Everyone *can* lie.

"Generous" - this is often in the list isn't it? She just wants everything paid for and I guess loads of trips and gifts. This is also included within "Old School Gentleman" as well. I wonder how many polite gentlemen she has spurned over the last 15+ years

Unlike many she doesn't actually say what type of relationship she wants other than "more than fun". So she may not have the delusion of making a buzzer beater attempt for a baby...

Of course like all she doesn't mention anything she brings to the table. At all...

Cristoff13 · 2021-01-02T22:06:19+00:00

"unable to lie"...

"Am I putting on weight?" "Yes" [cue to her throwing a temper tantrum]

silverstonethethird · 2021-01-02T21:28:41+00:00

Funny how when women hit their mid 30's suddenly they want the classic, traditional man after she's spent years on the carousel and has realized her looks are starting to fade

Miserable-Lemon · 2021-01-02T22:44:05+00:00

"Generous" is always codeword for prostitution.

Buchwild · 2021-01-02T22:24:58+00:00

Where'd I leave my top-hat and monocle?

shrinkshooter · 2021-01-02T19:42:31+00:00

"I want an old school gentleman like that lovely man from It's a Beautiful Life, but oh by the way fuck the patriarchy. I want a classy guy who is romantic and charming like James Bond who will be strong and pursue me, but oh by the way don't be afraid of stronk wymyn."

These fucking children are the queens of "I ~~wanna~~ deserve to have my cake and eat it too." My crystal ball shows an apartment full of cats and The Big Question.

Suk1tUpButterCup · 2021-01-02T23:53:32+00:00

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Women with lists like this are doing it on purpose. They are using the age old flip the script, reverse psychology. They will demand things that they KNOW are way beyond their grasp and level, knowing full well they will take much less but, also knowing that there will be multiple people who will respond to them and be WILLING to try and change her mind and/or claim they can handle her. THAT is what she wants.

She'll play the game and tell them no and to F off..etc... but all the while she'll be keeping track of the ones who don't/won't give up and she'll keep a running list of the ones she can select from at any given time for when she needs something, and these idiots will give it to her. Why? Because there are many guys out there that just can't believe that someone like her can be this much of a delusional twatwaffle, and they will use whatever means they can to help her see the "error of her ways"... unfortunately to their detriment and expense.

This is becoming more and more prevalent, especially when it relates to their level of "entitlement" and lack of their own personal resources. They learned how to play the game and they play it well because they HAVE TOO or they won't be able to keep up the lifestyle they have grown accustomed too. This is the type of woman who will eventually baby trap a guy she decides has the resources she needs; he will be deliberately picked out of the list she keeps. Will it stop her from going down the list of the rest? NO, she'll continue to do this WHILE being involved with one of her other selections, until she is unable to do so, and at her age, that time isn't far off so she is going in full steam ahead.

This woman isn't looking for the "ideal man"... she is looking for someone oblivious to fall for her "ideal plan". Sadly, she'll find quite a few with ease...

IdrinkandIknowXL · 2021-01-02T20:55:04+00:00

What’s with the fake style horn rimmed glasses? Trying to look intelligent? She’s just another whore who works in retail that has thousands of cc debt and can’t get anybody in her town anymore. The pic is heavily filtered. Just a shallow whore without a personality and a wore out pussy.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-01-02T20:37:17+00:00

Do guys use the "hardly on here please use my insta / snap"? I thought it was a woman thing to pad their followers. That said I think there are lots of young guys who are almost as obsessed with instagram as the thots.

SolitaireOG · 2021-01-02T22:58:47+00:00

This one makes me sad. She's quite pretty still, from the pick anyway. Back in my old days she'd have a decent chance of finding a good guy to settle down with. But this 3rd wave feminist bullshit has infiltrated her mind. No decent guy wants a 'strong woman' because that is just code for "I can act like a ridiculous bitch." Too bad. If I met her at a bar 20 years ago, I'd give her some serious time.

teh_pope82 · 2021-01-03T00:57:32+00:00

“Generous”

There it is

happychickenpalace · 2021-01-03T02:32:30+00:00

Taking a picture with an alcoholic drink is going to be an automatic swipe left for me.

Funkydirigidoo · 2021-01-02T21:37:51+00:00

Lots of Tinder screenshots with German and English lately. Is the user German or are these German girls looking for English guys?

One unusual thing about this one... no height requirement?

hasorand0m · 2021-01-03T01:10:25+00:00

When a women posts this crazy huge shopping list.

They usually are the cheaters.

kyledontcare · 2021-01-02T20:56:32+00:00

So is this a Millennial woman smacking into the wall without a provider husband in the bag?

letmeeatcake97 · 2021-01-02T23:25:15+00:00

Damn I can't apply, I'm scared of a strong woman

DrDog09 · 2021-01-03T02:20:22+00:00

Only 34? Considering the high hairline, add at least 5yrs to that photo.

Darth2Obvious · 2021-01-03T02:33:17+00:00

Die Alte spinnt, ey.

Martellus732 · 2021-01-03T04:41:08+00:00

You're a fucking 34-yr old single woman, you don't deserve to have any demands.

senior316 · 2021-01-02T22:31:40+00:00

Easy to hit requirements. Chad can tie her up and stick perfume scented hundred dollar bills with pictures of babies on them in her mouth.

2021-01-03T08:41:51+00:00

She's going to die alone.

DoDo_01 · 2021-01-03T09:39:43+00:00

We all know what generou$ means

NickTesla2018 · 2021-01-02T23:05:26+00:00

TMW = Too much work. Miss Chivalry 2021 candidate.

BatmanPooping · 2021-01-02T23:45:45+00:00

Lmao “not afraid of a strong woman”. Yeah, we’re shaking at your strength, not merely not wasting a second on your used ass

Red_Pill_Dynamics · 2021-01-03T00:22:12+00:00

In all honesty this isn't as bad as some.

We've seen 19 y/o's with 2 kids and one on the way from 8 different men looking for a bailout while claiming "tired of all the games".

I would never advocate for going after any of these e-thots, but her list isn't exceptionally high or unrealistic and she isn't some overweight loser chick with ultra low smv wanting the same if not MORE then this woman.

Just sayin'.

revamped4 · 2021-01-03T02:53:57+00:00

Wants perfect teeth in a man but is probably blind AF with glasses like that

JBerg003 · 2021-01-03T03:10:32+00:00

Afraid of that face tune though

chalulin · 2021-01-03T07:26:07+00:00

If she's so strong why won't she make the first move?

Rayzor_debiker · 2021-01-03T10:47:17+00:00

Unable to lie

Pack it up guys, we call all go home. None of quality. 😂

2021-01-03T17:12:57+00:00

"Disney"

Is the same if a man put up:

"Porn"

jws755 · 2021-01-04T02:40:46+00:00

She might have pulled this off if she started at 26. If dream man showed up today, hes got at least 2 years before he should consider knocking her up, and shes 36 by then. A 'geriatric pregnancy' is 35 and up in medical terms. And thats if the first guy to show up is perfect and dumb enough to go along with her schemes... Any dude who wants to marry and have kids is looking at her younger, hotter, low mileage sister...

She rode a lot of dick, and had a lotta fun, but shes too late.

IncorrigibleLee86 · 2021-01-04T07:14:31+00:00

At 34, even Mr. Perfect is gonna be waiting until 35 for the first kid. Maybe a second kid at 38. Mr. Perfect should have an open tab at the fertility clinic because that is what it will take to get her preggers & no genetic defects.

42252252 · 2021-01-03T04:24:19+00:00

D A N C I N G

S A N S

TheApricotCavalier · 2021-01-03T05:54:56+00:00

You see that glass in your hand? Thats your kids future your drinking

Snoo33176 · 2021-01-03T12:53:28+00:00

"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Me! Me! Me!

ransay3277 · 2021-01-03T13:56:06+00:00

I see the glass of wine, but where is the cat?

Newbosterone · 2021-01-03T19:38:10+00:00

The sad part is, she might be in the top 10-20% of attractiveness for her age and location. Unfortunately, to steal a line from MASH, that’s like being the best ballerina in Galveston.

Ladies_Pls_DM_nudes · 2021-01-03T21:41:41+00:00

Men aren't afraid of strong women, we just don't want Bitchy women who will most likely treat us like shit.

I_abhor_redditors · 2021-01-04T10:54:11+00:00

These foids always brag about "sTrOnG wOmEn" but look where that got you, as a bitch past her prime that will not find anyone anymore.

anonymouse604 · 2021-01-06T16:24:09+00:00

“Here’s my long list of minimum requirements. All you get is some pictures of me which should be more than adequate. Also I don’t understand why everyone is so shallow on this app?”

Impolitecoconut · 2021-01-03T21:09:45+00:00

Lol in what universe are those unreasonable things to expect in a partner?

Title	Expensive 34 year old with a hell of a shopping list for an "old school gentleman" who is generous, romantic and ofc provides her with offspring.
Author	Lord_Hatertroll
Upvotes	227
Comments	117
Date	January 2, 2021 7:17 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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