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[–]MasterMuff494 points495 points496 points 5 years ago (38 children) | Copy Link
This is annoying. When I was 17 I took my gf to a concert of a local band that she loved. We pushed all the way to the front, during one of the last songs she’s reaching up and grabs the singers hand and pulls him down and starts kissing on his neck. Like wtf.. I walk the fuck out right there.
And her reasoning “but he’s in a band”
Cool. A local band that no one except for us knows about, and they split up the month after that show too.
[–]that_nast350 points351 points352 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never underestimate the thirst by scene sluts
[–]U-94117 points118 points119 points 5 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
They still do this in their 40s despite accumulated life experience. Fantasy is their cocaine.
[–]parabola198436 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
ever taken E, 2 viagra and had a girl suck you off? now that's a hell of a drug.
[–]DogsOfParadise5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm curious, is Viagra needed when using E, or it's just to make it even harder?
[–]BrianHeidiksPuppy5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
E, like all stimulants makes it more difficult to get hard (but usually just more difficult to actually finish not get hard)
[–]DogsOfParadise1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for the explanation
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
getting a boner on E is basically impossible.
https://www.webmd.com/mental-health/addiction/news/20010720/new-drug-phenom-ecstasy-viagra-trail-mix
[–]schemadrome1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
you need a good heart for that
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
nah, if you're under 50 and well hydrated you're fine. there is no cocaine involved. that would be way more taxing on the heart. or any real true upper. i know E is kind of in the same drug class but its technically different and rarely causes heart issues.
[–]schemadrome0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
if you're under 50
many people are over 50
rarely causes heart issues
eye no. but viagra also causes heart issues in rare cases because it was originally devised as a heart medication. two rare chances combined might increase prevalence appreciably. be careful with mixing drugs. i once mixed cocaine (what i did not even like) with ecstasy and was got pretty close to giving ye olde ferryman his penny. felt great, though, so i was thinking that it was a wonderful way to go and most certainly worth it. viagra + e requires a similar personal risk/benefit analysis. that's all i'm saying.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
again, because cocaine was involved. that is one fucking toxic drug.
[–]schemadrome0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i don't disagree
[–]SkankHuntL890 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Come over here and have sex with Charlie Murphaaay!
[–]jdcoop175 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just look at videos of r kelly concerts a year ago and that is all you see. 40 year old ladies tryna grab his dick
[–]Sir_Koopaman109 points110 points111 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Did you break up with her on the spot or within the following 24 hours?
[–]Nero0458719 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably not Anon was weak
[–]markus_brutus87 points88 points89 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Women live on social currency, so when they see someone that is getting attention from other people (band members) their panties go bonkers.
Interesting fact i discovered over the years. They are more likely to be interested in you if their social circle is talking about you in a good light.
[–]Blunt_Sage72 points73 points74 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Women live on social currency" Holy shit! This is all you need to know about women in a nutshell. Thank you for this gem!
[–]parabola198419 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks, money, and status. That is all you need to know about women.
[–]limbojunkie19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Social currency" this term is gold.
[–]shammylamby7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shazam and spot on! Women are now more than ever driven by social currency, and now fueled by social media. Every click and post is nothing more than marketing and shopping.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://imgflip.com/i/2w03o6
[–]TheTastelessBatman71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Double standards.
[–]funkyjunkymonkey33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
TIL I need to learn to play music in a band
[–][deleted] 49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Don't pursue music to get pussy. Or do. But I wouldn't advise it.
[–]MSP_Generalist51 points52 points53 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
FIFY! :0)
[–]DreadPirateRosco17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Been there, done that, didn't get much pussy that way because, it was try hard in retrospect. Now it's the last thing I care about so I'm getting way better at guitar.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Let's form one.
[–]binkerfluid3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
it doesnt work if you are fat or ugly anyway in my experiance
[–]TheLastMgtow16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
All women are groupies but they specialize in different branches.
Rock groupies are groupies for rock bands and related. An average rock guy, will be replaced by a top rock singer guy. If she has the chance.
Rap groupies are groupies for rappers and related. An amateur rapper, will be instantly replaced by a top rapper.
Tradcon women are groupies for tradcon men. An average tradcon man will instantly be replaced by a top tradcon man.
npcWomenGroupies() {
Speciality = ""
SearchHighValue("Money", "Status", "Looks") loop 1000 { BeAGroupie() }
Return
}
Feminist women are groupies for ??? npc Error 003.
Feminist women dont like feminist men.
[–]pookito0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, the way I see it, be grateful, you wanted to know that then and not years after marriage.
[–]AvailableGuava0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
High five to your seventeen years old self!
[–]new2redpill0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You waited a whole month?!?
[–]MasterMuff0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The band broke up.
[–]sdaddy345332 points333 points334 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
This is so true, go to any male concert and women will leave their bf/husbands in a heartbeat if given the opportunity. Hypergamy.
[–]the_count123476 points77 points78 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
They absolutely will. The below is a post from a long time ago on r/relationship_advice. I always go back to read it once in a while. It keeps me in monk mode.
TL;DR: A guy's girlfriend got on a rappers tour bus after a concert she went to with her friends. Spoiler Alert: she cheats hahahaha
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/95wgtw/my_23m_girlfriend24f_got_on_a_rappers_tour_bus/
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
reminds me of my blue pilled days. my friend lived in Japan and was dating this girl, who was...fuck, she was a 9/10 at least. damn she was hot. and she liked fucking him. i kept telling him to try and get serious with her. compared to the other girl he was dating, who was 5 years older and just a bitter old grandma, this chick was so hot, but he told me how she loved hip hop shows and she'd go and always get backstage no matter what, and yeah, you can fill in the blanks.
dumb ass blue pill me thought maybe she'd commit to him out of love or because he was a steady man. lol.
[–]NigelS758 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah I remember that one.
[–]TacticalTamales8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow I just read all of that including the update. I gotta get that guy a beer. He sounds pretty level headed for being 23
[–]TacticalTamales4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Monk mode”
I like that
[–]006rbc50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jim Florentine has a bit on this. She basically pretended not to know him.
[–]ClockworkOrange9261819 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I thought the Onion was supposed to be satire? :)
[–]ratchet_hd2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We say that about Duffleblog also
[–]Phantom2-62 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I despise women for that. No concept of honor. Nothing. Just a vapid creature, half of what a man is.
[–]justiceavenger2157 points158 points159 points 5 years ago (56 children) | Copy Link
I have never understood the celebrity worship. People look at me wierd when I say there isnt a celebrity I want to fuck or get a free pass with. I don't know any celebrities I find attractive and if I was in a relationship I wouldn't want to justify fucking famous person just because they are famous. If I am going to fuck any celebrity a porn star while I am single makes the most sense.
[–]red_matrix118 points119 points120 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I have never understood the celebrity worship.
Women are attracted to status, men aren’t.
[–]RoboMandrake16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think the draw is attention by association.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
my good friend who is a 30 year old wall crashing woman with a great job keeps telling me she has money and a good job, and that should help her get a great man. omg, i laugh my ass off.
[–]red_matrix5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women just flat out don't understand men, and clearly they don't make the effort.
[–]Warp9HamsterWheel1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No, but the money will attract scum bag user guys who will use her for her money while she thinks it’s love. Swop the genders and this remains true.
only very low class men. i don't know many "average" type guys that would fuck an ugly girl just to get her cash. that's a very rare occurrence among men, because its hard for us to fake sex. when we are not attracted to a woman, we can't cum or get hard. it's easy for the opposite sex to see that. women can fake some moans and say they orgasmed and many men won't realize the difference.
yes, some scumbags and low standard guys, but she's gross now. i don't think many guys would hit it, even if she paid for everything.
[–]Sparta_0055 points56 points57 points 5 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
I dunno about that I'm a pretty big Arnold fan. Would be cool to have a beer with him.
[–]boethiusfornow48 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Yeah but not fuck him, right?
[–]Brother_Judas73 points74 points75 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
You don't fuck Arnie. Arnie fucks you.
[–]Sparta_0017 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
It's debatable. Y'all saw his maid right lol
[–]fredanderssen1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
They all look the same with the lights out or two paper bags over their heads.
[–]MSP_Generalist6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Three bagger: One for him, one for her, one tacked to the door in case anyone stops by.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dont forget to double bag your willy
[–]MSP_Generalist0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Condoms?
Shit. MOPP Level 4.
[–]binkerfluid1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hes a busy man!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...(pondering face).
[–]WhatMixedFeelings1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I met him when he was the governator! Really nice guy.
yeah he's my hero too. would do anything for a 45 minute bro session a the gym with him. he's so old now that i bet we're at the same strength level now :)
[–]kwigon32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Celebrities are naturally morally and intellectually superior people so you should worship them. If you don't buy that hollywood bullshit then...well...they usually have tons of money.
[–][deleted] 24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn't want to fuck a porn star, who knows how many diseases they have. Besides they are all so lose you might as well use your hand.
[–]mrlebowsk3348 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I have seen a ton of people spell "lose" loose. This is the first time I have ever seen anyone spell "loose" lose.
[–]rejac2189 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Spellcheck strikes again!
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stupid swipe!!!
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see typing on my phone isn't swipe LMO
Edit: I was on my phone using swipe.
[–]markus_brutus8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet porn stars are more clean than your average girlfriend. They get checked regularly.
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All they care about is HIV though. I've read some interviews pretty much everyone has herpes so that's an easy guarantee to catch, and they all kinda rotate through the stuff you can be treated for like crabs, gonnorheia, syphilis etc. I wouldn't risk it
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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd care since I managed to not catch it yet, just gotta be choosy before you rush in raw dog seems like an annoying thing to have
[–]justiceavenger21 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well at least a porn star knows how to fuck and if I am paying and she is clean why not go for the woman who knows what she is doing and has a better chance of giving you a good time.
pretty sure they have a biweekly disease check
[–]bdog66611 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Word. They dont give a fuck about me, so i dont give a fuck about them. They piss and shit the same color as you and me.
[–]ac7147 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Out of all the hundreds of female celebrities there isn’t one you want to fuck?
[–]Did_I_Die26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
i'd have a 4some with Hilary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and Oprah.... u know just your standard attracted to power male fantasy /s
[–]WhatMixedFeelings9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I threw up a little
[–]binkerfluid2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol, reminds me of Dave Chappele on getting Oprah pregnant
[–]kethigar1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can you pull a Mr. Garrison and fuck ‘em to death?
[–]Mundane_Batrachian1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know this was a joke, but go fuck yourself all the same!
[–]buff_minorcan7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I swear 10 or 15 years ago I could name like 3 or more female celebrities I'd like to fuck. Today...I'm drawing a blank.
I mean who is the biggest female star now? Jennifer Lawrence? Meh.
[–]SwoopDaWooo8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah its definitely not Jennifer Lawrence. Shit the waitress in Baby Driver is hot. And she has been in some big movies.
[–]fredanderssen0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Saw her pussy in the fappening. Meh.
[–]Hektik3521 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Go get your testosterone checked out. You might be deficient.
[–]buff_minorcan5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Deficient in T because I can't think of the names of modern actresses I'd like to bang? I just don't keep up with modern celebs. If I could bang any of the younger version of these chics I'd go all night ;)
Jennifer Aniston Jessica Alba J-Lo Tiffani Thiessen Eva Mendes
[–]ac7141 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Part of the problem is that some guys jump straight to the top women in Hollywood which is typically folly. Those are accomplished veteran actors who 9/10 over the hill, gone through multiple divorces, and have partied pretty hard.
There’s so many hot women but people wanna be like “celebrity females? Why would I wanna bang Oprah or Ellen?!” Haha.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Alexa Bliss.
[–]Ralphus9990 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Bitchy Alexa Bliss
[–]ac7142 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t think personality should really have to factor into the lighthearted ‘who would you fuck’ convo, but okay.
Not really. I am not really into celebrities as I hardly watch movies unless they are comic book based, with a few exceptions, and same goes for TV shows. Most of my entertainment is video games, comics, or animation. There are celebrities I find attractive like Karen Fukuhara, the ladies from Twice, and Melissa Benoist off the top of my head, but unless they are offering their services as an escort I have no desire to want to have sex with any of them simply for being celebrities. Even if they were selling themselves as escorts I would want to hear reviews of their service because I am not going to waste money for bad sex just to say a fucked a famous person. Yes I do think other actresses like Gal Gadot, Scarlet Johanson, Margot Robbie, and Diane Guerrero attractive, but they aren't my type.
Of all the celebrities I have met at conventions you know who made me the most starstruck? George Perez. He wasn't just a pretty face reading lines. He is a legendary comic book artist who brought series like The New Teen Titans and Crisis on Infinite Earths to life. He helped shaped the DC Universe back in the 80's and many of his stories are still being adapted to this day.
[–]GR3453m0nk3y1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Celebrities are, on average, more attractive people. Sex sells.
You don't know any celebrities you find attractive? None?
[–][deleted] 83 points84 points85 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I don't get this. I have several "happily married" friends who have some sort of "celebrity hall pass" arrangement. Blows my fucking mind every time.
[–]Jack-Vance41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Guess it's a nice way to acknowledge the elephant in the room that couples really desire to fuck other people.
By using a celebrity, they know there is 'near' zero chance of it happening, but it can give some stress relief to the real issue that can't be addressed due to society/blue pill thinking.
Just an idea on the topic, fellows, no facts to back this up.
[–]U-9427 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's why dudes need theirs to be the local weather girl. Wife probably wouldn't accept that one.
[–]EatThatPussy55548 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
This reminds me of Blueface’s ig story a few days ago. Tons of girls with their tits out, some with partners
[–]S0NNENRADICAL71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Almost like women are hypergamous, attention-seeking, vapid whores with no value outside their genitals
[–]53withtrollhair14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like that. If I find that I am in a conversation or disagreement, can I use it?
[–]Cissnowflake10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
are tits genitals? because they also have tits.
[–]MSP_Generalist3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd suggest the term "secondary sexual characteristics."
[–]UltraCarnivore0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like erogenous zones
[–]MSP_Generalist1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, when you say it like that it sounds... bad.
[–]Yestromo44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
This has always bothered me. Women in committed relationships openly drooling and fawning over a celebrity or singer. Why is that accepted behavior? Why would you be so bold to share your lust with everyone? Why even have that lust to begin with?
[–]LocoGamingRocker31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The hilarious part is if you started drooling over someone like Lucy Liu or Megan Fox, she'd be losing her shit and holding it against you.
[–]Yestromo17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Absolutely. They can’t seem to wrap their heads around the double standard.
[–]Highly_Literal2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same with men that buy sport paraphernalia for their girlfriends/wives. Like dude.... you just paid top dollar to have another mans name put on the back of “””””your””””” woman
[–]LocoGamingRocker31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
When literal "Fake News" (The Onion) that nobody takes seriously starts posting more factually accurate News than the Mainstream Media, you know society has done fucked it up.
[–]TigPlaze25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL. hahahahaha
[–]RJ85029 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
My ex used to openly melt down over rock star Kip Winger. Always made me feel like an inadequate piece of shit. AWALT
[–]1Badshot23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha! My exwife used to cream herself over him. I told her "If his career ever hits the skids due to heroine and blindness, then you got a chance with him, but not before."
I dare say I was 50% of that divorce.
[–]U-944 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To be completely fair, Winger is one of the most handsome and talented rock musicians ever. He writes classical music now. Dude's still a G. At their absolute best, most men couldn't compete with vintage Kip 88-93.
[–]RJ8503 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I sure as hell couldn’t LOL
[–]MSP_Generalist3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Who?
Honestly, never heard of her.
from some old 80s rock band
[–]GordonGhecko2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was 17?
[–]The_Snake_Plissken2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Knew a guy that played in that band. His stories were insane.
[–]cleats4u23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Women want to fuck band members so badly they literally piss themselves. I remember John Lennon stating during one of the Beatles concerts their was a river of piss running down the stairs. How many men would piss themselves over a female singer. This was back in the 60's. Imagine how much sicker women have become. But their have always been cucks for them waiting by Elvis's trailer Lol.
[–]ThePersianAlchemist5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wtf, I guess Freud was right: women don't mature from the early sexual stages
[–]Phantom2-60 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the actual fuck?
I've been on this sub for ten minutes, I don't use plebbit much (chans are my home)...
Women are disposable, prove me wrong.
[–]Jabronskyi16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The mangina feels are strong in this one
[–]azeng6186 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I really want to see some r/atetheonion comments for this
[–]RedPillTruth108 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I always felt this about taking them to sporting events as well.
[–]Did_I_Die5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
any music concert, sports event, comedy show... basically anywhere the show is other men entertaining a sizable crowd.
[–]davisyoung7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tom Leykis warns against women "suggesting" to go to a certain concert. One of the Leykis 101 rules.
[–]Totsean6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
https://local.theonion.com/husband-buys-wife-tickets-to-see-singer-she-wants-to-fu-1833262861#_ga=2.146
925431.1349148257.1552503490-443495361.1552503486
Link i case you want to read it.
[–]Did_I_Die9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Phoebe is just crazy about [the idea of being thoroughly and repeatedly boned by] John Legend,” said McCoy of his spouse of eight years, who routinely imagines the musician’s face and body expertly pleasuring her when she closes her eyes during intercourse with her husband.
“She’s always wanted to see [and be brought to repeated shuddering orgasms by] John Legend, so I’m really stoked I could make that dream come true. I managed to snag third-row seats, so she’ll get a great view [of Legend to use as masturbation fodder for years to come].”
Sources close to McCoy added that he seemed completely oblivious to how his wife flushed a deep red and could barely stammer a breathless “Thank you” when he revealed he had also purchased her a backstage pass.
Thanks mate.
[–]Zafer116 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sub to pewdiepie
It do be like that.
[–]MrMannheim3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know the world is truly fucked when The Onion's articles aren't even satire anymore.
[–]Beerbeer0072 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bad-Boys usually have more immediate SMV than real men; unless the cashflow or status cockblocks 'em
[–]The-Wizard-of-Oz-2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Disgusting.
But you can't blame women. It's their nature.
(Prophesy : gigantic & bitter feminist attack on my post of I said this on any other platform)
[–]Phantom2-61 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No, I still blame women.
It's the nature of man to fuck everything that walks. Yet anyone who is half a man doesn't. Pride, blood, and honor. Concepts that go entirely above any fucking woman.
[–]The-Wizard-of-Oz-0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's in the nature of Women to fuck the best they can get of what moves. Enter contraception. They can now fuck everything that moves.
Remember, women are far, far more emotional than men. They use cognitive Dissonance & backwards Rationalization to a muck higher degree.
my best friend keeps mentioning how his wife has a new crush each week, this week Michael Fassbender, next week the guy who plays Thor.
but then this is the same women when they were engaged who posted on her social media that she was a praying mantis and she found her mate. lmao. he has no idea she finds little value in him sexually beyond giving her sperm and making money for the kid.
[–]OniiChanStopNotThere1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very relevant considering what's going on with R Kelly.
Hypergamy in a nutshell..
[–]RedPillJunky1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The guy could have just spent the money for himself and dumped his girlfriend he's better off that way.
[–]cute_ella1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Believe it or not,I just quarreled with my girlfriend,I hate the way she speaks to me.
Lolz we all know boyfriends who do shit like this. Explain to your wife that you want to go to a strip club and ask her for the $1’s you’ll be stuffing in their asses haha
[–]UltimateCurryCel0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm glad they're still making pretty good stuff.
[–]BlueFreedom4200 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's funny how R / NotTheOnion is full of bitch made humorless liberals and the Onion is still entertaining.
[–]l3orn0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Halo effect
[–]LoneWolff17760 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's all strategy!! He lets her fulfill her desires so then he can use her to fulfill his desires. Just meaningless sex!!
[–]a_very_lonely_bagel-1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Im pretty sure the onion is a joke news site
[–]CinnamonArmin-1 points0 points1 point 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But y’all have no problem wanting to fuck 20 different porn stars? K
[–]UnpredictableAccnt-2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why the hell are you using the onion to help men
[–]SuperSaiyanBroly737-2 points-1 points0 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What a cuck.
I've always wondered why wahmen are attracted to male singers. Singing is a feminine thing and those male singers weak, puny and un-manly. How the fuck is a good singing voice going to help them in war or famine?
[–]lesbianghost00-5 points-4 points-3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The onion is satire, you morons
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Lmao imagine being so desperate for evidence, that doesn’t exist, that you pull ‘facts’ from the onion xD you guys rly need to get out more
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