Any tips for short and ugly men?

chachaChad · 2017-10-25T15:04:22+00:00

Fucking lift
Haircut and shave. Learn how to make the most of what you have. That's shitty thinning hair and shitty facial hair. It can be improved easily.
Contact or Lasik
Don't dress like a fucking baby. Dress like a man that own his shit and has confidence and style.

_the_shape_ · 2017-10-25T14:42:52+00:00

I'd start with shaving the hair. Full head of hair, or shave it off. That massive forehead like a vacant billboard together with a half head of hair screams pervy incel chronic masturbator, like wearing a jersey for Team Low SMV.

Then, get in serious shape.

After that, then issues like wardrobe and talking to humans 1101 can be addressed.

Kisstafer1 · 2017-10-25T15:27:18+00:00

I bet if that guy shaved his head , that alone would make him look normal.

Shukakun · 2017-10-25T15:11:37+00:00

Shave the hair, grow a sweet beard (learn to groom it), get contacts to replace the glasses, lift, lift, lift. All of a sudden, not ugly anymore.

writewhereileftoff · 2017-10-25T16:40:08+00:00

Isn't that mew2king? Don't ask me how I know lol. Dude needs a shave, a short haircut, lenses and 10pounds of muscle and he good to fuck sloots.

TheStumblingWolf · 2017-10-25T17:11:46+00:00

The guy on the picture is "ugly" because he doesn't give a fuck about appearance. He's not even ugly, he just chooses not to do anything with his appearance.

redhawkes · 2017-10-25T16:21:23+00:00

Don't be a bitch and own your shit.

Lift heavy.

Internalize the sidebar.

Have a mission and work on it.

Learn game.

And as others have said, shave your hair it looks more masculine.

SuperCrazy07 · 2017-10-25T17:33:36+00:00

This guy doesn't have to be ugly. It's just that at every decision making point regarding his looks, he made the wrong one.

But, there are way worse off dudes than this.

pilljourney · 2017-10-25T17:10:56+00:00

Lmao that's fucking M2K. he's not even short is he?

Chad_McCracken · 2017-10-25T19:02:56+00:00

Fuck you, M2K is more popular and skilled than you'll ever be

beefstew32 · 2017-10-25T16:53:15+00:00

kill yourself.

just kidding, i seriously doubt you are as ugly as you think you are. you probably just have a neck beard or something, shave it lol.

quicklogaccount · 2017-10-25T17:08:43+00:00

Man, this wil ALWAYS be how to go:

1- ACE LOOKS. Have them as high as you can. That guy isn't acing it. Very few people will dwell under 6 if their looks is maxed out man.
2- Make up for what looks let you short on with game.

Some folks (Mystery comes to mind) advise you not to bother acing looks but rather, embrace what you have and "ace" the peripherals. If you're skinny or fat, embrace it and ace the beard, hair, dressing style, white teeth, this sort of shit. Their argument is, "Body takes time and too much effort to ace for pussy".
You won't ever be short of examples of their accuracy but I will always disagree. Going from 7 to 8 by working your ass of one hour a day will bring additional benefits AND it will make the pick exponentially easier to play for you.

VasiliyZaitzev · 2017-10-25T18:12:20+00:00

That dude needs to lose that faggoty beard. Either get a "Lenin" beard or just kill the whole thing.

WISE_TURD · 2017-10-25T18:42:46+00:00

Best way to look good with shaved head: 1. Lift (for multiple reasons, but skinny neck's bad for business) 2. Don't be too pale (you'll look ill) 3. Glasses/facial hair that work

Make sure your teeth aren't totally fucked. If they're crooked, see if you qualify for those cheap versions of invisalign (google this). If they're yellow, whiten them. Get a sonicare toothbrush. For real.
dress well and try clothes on before you buy them.

FemtoG · 2017-10-25T21:48:21+00:00

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Mew2king, you little bitch? I’ll have you know he won first place in the EVO 20XX, and has been involved in multiple world championships, and has over 300 confirmed JV5s. He's trained with frame perfect movement with the GOAT Marth and Sheik. You are nothing to him but just another tr4sh player. He will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit like this over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak M2K is untangling his GameCube controller and on his way to your local game shop. Jason is the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. He can be anywhere, anytime, and can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with his Fox. Not only is he extensively trained with Fox, but he has the skill to beat you with each and every character in any of the games and he will use the skills to their full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. M2K will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re gonna git wrecked, kiddo.

McVaghunter · 2017-10-25T16:54:38+00:00

Shave that shit bald, get contact lenses, lift like an angry motherfucker, dress and smell like a propper MAN, work on your game and get rich.

Stop giving yourself excuses. Most Men can be saved.

1Pink1Stink · 2017-10-25T18:55:17+00:00

lmao mewtwo king

zndas92 · 2017-10-25T14:31:03+00:00

World of Warcraft and a damp basement

frequentlywrong · 2017-10-25T14:40:14+00:00

Looks are way less important for men. It makes it easier obviously, but plenty of ugly/short mofos get extremely attractive women.

That guy on top of being ugly has horrible (facial) hair that does not suit him. His lack of style is a bigger detriment than his looks. Women pay attention to that A LOT.

Personality, money, power. Get either one. RSDTyler is short and not exactly handsome, but he does do the best he can with his looks and is very successful.

vandaalen · 2017-10-25T16:35:17+00:00

Paging /u/vengefully_yours

TakeEverything · 2017-10-25T19:49:42+00:00

Lift, maximize what you have, learn how to handle their hair and facial hair.

Luckylancer96 · 2017-10-25T20:27:44+00:00

Self improve the thing you can improve: lift, style etc.

Be ok with things you cant improve. Bad traits are bad but they are better than being insecure about having bad traits.

2 extreme examples of polar opposites for you to understand:

Dont lift if there is a medical condition that prevents lifting, for example heart deficiency. Lift unless the doctor say "no", no self hamstering!

Change your face with plastic surgery if you want/afford.

JackGetsIt · 2017-10-25T20:30:00+00:00

The problem a lot of short ugly guys have is that they know they are going to get rejected a lot and what do they do?? Approach less. Which then compounds their problem.

If you're short and fat you need to get VERY comfortable with rejection make learning game and small talk a big part of your life. The other suggestions in this thread are spot on as well: lift, career, hair, dress.

This is my go to post recommendation for improving approach:

https://www.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/4o83me/why_you_absolutely_must_be_a_space_alien/

kieran9323 · 2017-10-25T21:27:02+00:00

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/681724303642103808/m458VW_P.jpg the same person, looks so much better.

I'd say that there is so much to life, motorcycles, training muay thai in Thailand, traveling, various sports, academic achievement etc. If I take overtime, that's my mortgage paid off faster or that paramotor class, if I go out on a date - that's what? Potential flake, her sitting on her phone, her judging me harshly for various reasons?

How you feel about women depends on your headspace. Mine changed a lot and I was not taking any drugs nor undergoing therapy for that change to occur. It really feels different, like snapping out of depression or something, probably that is what it was.

I do sports for myself, for years, it looks like I do sports... and I take care of my appearance as it's non-directly related to earning potential and I talk to people just normal. I did notice that most people just attract women, not saying all women, but some, naturally - good genetics, it doesn't matter if he's a total loser, wasting time playing video games, he will still get someone just cause of genetics, not even appearance. I probably would get someone, maybe someone with low self esteem, if I really tried for some time, but it just doesn't feel right - first try harder to get her to introduce herself back, or to even say a greeting back in a professional setting, actually in any setting, what can I say, that's my experience, then try harder to get her contact, any contact, as I can literally count on one hand times when I was asked for any form of contact in the last 5 years, not the case with males..., then try harder cos she's gonna flake, then try harder to get her interested, then try harder cos she's not proud to show you to her friends, then her friends don't accept you, then try harder to not be in some sort of abusive relationship, then try harder cos this and that, harder than average, that is.

You can notice a lot of this dinamics at parties, or just about everywhere...

I don't think I'm gonna have any regrets when lying in deathbed. Fuck that waste of time...

FlyingSexistPig · 2017-10-26T01:53:47+00:00

This is an awesome post.

This guy didn't get blessed with the genetic lottery. But he can definitely improve from where he is right now.

1) Clean up that haircut and beard.
2) Lift.
3) Wardrobe.

It isn't clear from the picture just how short the guy is. Platform shoes can add a couple of inches, and those couple of inches will always be a good thing.

Jyontaitaa · 2017-10-26T02:03:15+00:00

Ugly short women is my only practical advice.

PlanetoftheGrapes94 · 2017-10-26T03:01:28+00:00

LOLM2K. he usually doesn't look this bad tho lmao

LordThunderbolt · 2017-10-26T03:42:06+00:00

Improve your looks.

That guy isn't "ugly" or hideous by any means. He's just unkempt. He looks like a slob. If he lifted, got contacts or Lasiks, shaved his head bald, grew out his beard or just left a goatee with the stache instead of chin strap, lifted some more, dressed better, and got a real joocy tan, he'd be real good.

Your_average_Russian · 2017-10-26T07:47:25+00:00

Take the necessary steps to stop being ugly. Feel free to continue being short, as if it was actually important.

OR

Go to r/incels and wallow in self-hatred.

Future_Alpha · 2017-10-28T15:31:21+00:00

i dunno if anyone watches vikings. but my hairline looks like that of floki. i also have a growing bald spot on the back (crown) of the head. Should i shave?

sabrina098 · 2017-10-25T22:26:12+00:00

Have good style and just be a good person, plain and simple. Don't get mad when a girl rejects you. Also, girls love a guy who can make them laugh

Title	Any tips for short and ugly men?
Author	F10F6
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Date	October 25, 2017 2:27 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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