TL:DR- Chalk up another save thanks to the Redpill mindset.
Long story made short; I started a new job and met an HB who straight hijacked my sense of self. Her IOIs were hardcore crazy to the point female coworkers assumed we were fucking just because of body language.
Fortunately for me, armed with the Redpill mindset and basic self preservation, I resolved from the jump to not touch any broad at work regardless of the temptation. Being that I'm in banking , this ain't a job I can fuck around at.
That was two months ago. Find out today she's taking maternity leave in two months ; turned out HB was pregnant . Surprise announcement was made, the office Betas congratulated her, etc. That's when it hit me- her husband is actually still in college , working on a PhD in philosophy.
Meaning as it is now I'm making more then he is. Had we boned initially 60 daya back ,she would have branch swinged to me like a motherfucker. I wish I could say I'd use protection every time, but condoms aren't 100% and neither is my resolve around a hot and horny woman.
She would have had me by the nuts had I hit that. How would I know she was already knocked up when we met? Further the law wouldn't care. We all know the child support courts in America don't give a damn about due process vis a vis males.
I'm so happy im gonna take the long way home from work tonight, blasting my music the whole way down the freeway. This must be what it feels like to be Neo from the Matrix after he first dodged bullets .
Lesson learned:
Watch.Your.Fucking.Six. Women be devious sometimes. Plan accordingly.
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