Reason #583 not to marry: When wifey makes a commodity out of sex

Of_Spite · 2017-07-19T18:36:56+00:00

Have her arrested for prostitution.

mgtowguynow · 2017-07-19T18:37:29+00:00

When she starts treating you like a fucking dog who she'll toss a bone when you're a good boy, that's when you know it's time to walk the fuck away.

shoonx · 2017-07-19T18:49:13+00:00

Cook dinner+clean kitchen= anything you want

Can i hab divorce

Iseewhateyesee · 2017-07-19T19:16:02+00:00

In their youth they fucked much hotter men for absolutely zero favors.

The guys they settle for and marry get treated like this.

thingseverybodylove · 2017-07-19T18:40:40+00:00

See why most women are whores? Even when they are not selling sex for money, they are willing to sell sex for a favour, a house, a car, a slave to do their bidding. And they said men degrade them

SirWallaceII · 2017-07-19T18:47:22+00:00

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Iappreci8thegr8r8m8 · 2017-07-19T19:34:20+00:00

Ooh ooh 2 can play at this game!

Hand job - you can get soda instead of water when we get fast food

Blow job - flowers

Sex 3 nights a week - go out for ice cream

Sex every day of the week - fun weekend activity/dinner and a movie.

All of the above whenever I want and you do the dirty shit I ask for - shopping trip under 100 bucks.

TigPlaze · 2017-07-19T18:46:31+00:00

Sex has been a commodity since the dawn of time and millions of years before the humans evolved. But it appears the OP is having problem with some "wifey" making it explicit instead of keeping it under covers.

2017-07-19T18:59:22+00:00

For mgtow dudes, sex as a commodity is a useless commodity, amirite?

Use your right hand or get a fleshlight, they're cheap in a long run. And you are doing it right👍.

Startthecar27 · 2017-07-19T19:38:49+00:00

My list.

Sex x2 a week, whole month = I pay the mortgage.

Blow job x2 a week= I pay the utilities.

Etc.

rebuildingMyself · 2017-07-19T19:44:55+00:00

Touch fanny? As a reward? Fuck's sake the entitlement on that one.

"Sweetheart, if you cook me a nice dinner and change the oil in my car...I might let you give me a blowjob tonight"

cleats4u · 2017-07-19T20:23:00+00:00

How about we skip all this and I just fuck your sister? Said the reply note.

gundahir · 2017-07-19T19:33:19+00:00

the sad thing is, most marriages that I know actually work that way, but it is even stricter. its more like "2 jobs for an entire week = SEX on sunday if i feel like it". that sex is literally more expensive than a 9/10 prostitute here ( germany ). but these fucking cucks cant do the math.

Trek13 · 2017-07-19T20:56:04+00:00

Lets say I make $100,000/year and my wife is a SAHM. I have no idea what a maid would cost but lets call it $20,000/year. A nanny for the kids another $20,000. Hell, lets be generous and make it $50,000/year for keeping an IMMACULATE house, cooking and taking care of the kids. That is my SAHM wife's contribution.

So wifey-poo is $50,000 short of the "equality" arrangement. My my... how can she make that up? Get a job? Not likely, I doubt her Gender Studies degree will land her a $100K job. So lets be a gentleman about the horrendous inequity here and let her work off her $50K annual debt in the bedroom. Tack a spreadsheet on the fridge with the debt schedule and realistic payment options:

BJ = $50

Starfish sex = $50

"good" sex = $100

all out "50 shades" sex = $300

Lets say she completes each of these "tasks" once per week. That comes to $500. 52 weeks of this is roughly $25,000. So she is simply going to have to work harder. Double up on the output here.

women like to reduce things down to money. I agree with them. This shit should REALLY be stipulated in the marriage "contract" and enforced by the state just like alimony and all the rest of that crap

Reprogramming_Life · 2017-07-19T19:34:57+00:00

He should put a price on that pussy and make a list of how much each sexual favor goes for.

legend x+ = that many times or more

Blowjob 5x+= take you out to dinner.

Anal 5x+ = buy you some shoes

facial 10x+ = buy you some clothes

handjob 10x+ = buy you a purse

licking my balls 1x+ = slapping you with my cock on your face

Fuck you right in the pussy 10x+ = flowers or random bullshit gift

All of the above on the same night 10x+ = Buy you some jewelry

Never cheat on me = house, car, and kids.

I have been known to breach a contract or two though, honey-buns.

AijeEdTriach · 2017-07-19T20:14:57+00:00

Wait...married people enjoy handjobs? I thought that was for teenagers and people who are "Saving Themselves"

Up_to_here_with_BS02 · 2017-07-19T21:38:15+00:00

Wash Dishes + put away: don’t have to, use everything disposable.
Kids: don’t have any, don’t want any.
Hoover house: got industrial equip., takes little time.
Fold washing: takes 20 minutes, tops.
Cook: lot’s of take out and simple stuff.
Hand job: yup, often, to myself.
Wife: no, thanks.
Keep all my money: yup.
Do whatever the f#ck I want, when I want: yup.
Nagging: zero.
Cheating: zero.
All the bed to myself: yup.
All my hobbies alive and well: yup.
Chance of divorce rape: zero.
Own house: yup. Risk on it: zero.
Keep my friends: yup.
Rewards: all I want, to myself: yup.
MGTOW monk: yup.

pilledwillingly · 2017-07-20T00:53:58+00:00

Counter with this:

Hand job = The hot water stays on for another week.

Blow job = You sleep under the roof I pay for, for another week.

Sex = You get to eat my food.

Pope_Lucious · 2017-07-19T19:33:55+00:00

I don't know, I could get behind this in a certain context. In college, I would do a girl's physics homework in exchange for blowjobs.

Nullberri · 2017-07-19T21:07:54+00:00

The only reasonable response

Sexual Rewards

Frequent passionate sex = keep being married

Mister_Shitlord_2U · 2017-07-19T22:28:30+00:00

If you want to screw with her hamster, clean the entire house when she is out. When she comes home and tries to reward you, tell her you don't want to have sex with her, you just wanted to have a clean house, FOR ONCE!

mgtowmissile · 2017-07-19T22:53:43+00:00

My ex girlfriend tried to make me do some shit in exchange for a blowjob when I asked for one and I dumped her that minute. I don't want a whore who sells blowjobs for favours. She still calls begging for forgiveness. Lol. If it wasn't for mgtow I'd have still been with that dumb cunt.

Teflon0819 · 2017-07-19T23:36:15+00:00

Must be newlyweds.

By the end of that same year she will require that the guy complete the entire list for sex.

Then after another year or two the reward for completing the list will become "won't divorce you".

DWShimoda · 2017-07-19T20:41:59+00:00

And in the era before "feminism" the man's list would be much simpler:

PUT out or MOVE out

bastardstepchild · 2017-07-20T02:14:38+00:00

And (speaking as a miserably married man) trust me - even if you do all of those things, and try to claim your "reward" at the end of the day, she'll be "too tired" but she'll "make it up to you next week". (No, she won't).

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INOFFENSIVE_MUNCH · 2017-07-19T19:42:55+00:00

It's probably a joke list, but the transactional nation of sex is well established.

MParry6 · 2017-07-19T19:46:09+00:00

ive just noticed something- the handwriting is like almost any other woman's. Maybe just here in the uk, but it's so common. Probably something to that..

HumanBeingOfEarth · 2017-07-19T19:47:09+00:00

Haha if I was the husband all I would do is dishes for hand jobs. Fuck that cunt. She'll eventually be begging for dick at some point.

TigPlaze · 2017-07-19T20:08:10+00:00

A list like this = dump the bitch's pathetic, worthless ass.

Strella10m · 2017-07-19T20:33:11+00:00

come up with your own counter list with "listening about work =" and "1 hug ="

and basically be a cold motherfucker, if you want to commodise affection then fine, but you have no grounds to complain about feeling unloved and unwanted which is what you will inevitably be, and then ultimately be ignored completely as you go with a better supplier.

iongnil · 2017-07-19T20:46:40+00:00

Heresy I know but... Blowjobs are overrated. Handjob, err no thanks I can do a better job myself.

Sex on the whole is overrated.

Sex with professionals - I hate wearing condoms, so that doesn't appeal either.

Maybe find a partner who's into it and isn't nightmare. Yes I know, a unicorn.

disqus-1 · 2017-07-19T21:44:41+00:00

I'd do the whole list... For my reward I'd tie her up, fuck her in the asshole till I got a layer of shit on my dick and finish in her cunt.

The next morning I'd move out, go straight to the air port and buy a 1 way ticket to some country she couldn't touch me and never look back.

2017-07-19T22:13:37+00:00

Women objectify themselves by rewarding people with (and having nothinf other to give than) sex, wearing slut clothes outside and posting half-nudes on instagram then complain about objectification of women and blame men for it.

kyledontcare · 2017-07-19T22:39:25+00:00

Lists like this is why marriages end in divorce. Sex should be available at the asking. When you refuse sex with your spouse, husband or wife, you're handing the keys of your marriage over to Satan.

christianlazard · 2017-07-19T22:49:56+00:00

In Germany I would order a Brazilian escort, and make sure I am fucking her when the dominatrix returns home.

2017-07-19T22:54:25+00:00

This is grotesque.

BlackFire68 · 2017-07-19T23:28:10+00:00

Guess what? I can have sex for less and I can give myself a hand job that is more enthusiastic and functionally superior... for NOTHING.

2017-07-19T23:40:41+00:00

Might as well get a hooker

tracerismywaifu · 2017-07-19T23:59:42+00:00

my stomach feels like a pit whenever i read about a stay-at-home wife trying to make the husband with a full-time job do her housework too.

shoonx · 2017-07-20T00:14:42+00:00

Just think about it, guys! If you vacuum your entire house after a day of earning money for her, she'll "let" you get HER off! Wow! What a deal, eh, fellas!?

realChebz · 2017-07-20T00:23:14+00:00

I can just imagine poor guy coming home from his 8 hour shift in warehouse, exhausted. And proceeds to doing housework his lazy stay at home bitch won't do, so she let's him fuck her for 10 min. What kind of life is that? And then they turn around and tell me I have no life because I play video games after work..

PublicConsciousness · 2017-07-20T01:20:32+00:00

The level of entitlement...

Fanny...no one good at sex says fanny. DTB.

Dump. That. Bitch.

EconomistMagazine · 2017-07-20T02:00:08+00:00

Anyone know if this is real or posted on Twitter or something as a joke?

saaralgris · 2017-07-20T02:29:49+00:00

The minute intimacy becomes a bartering tool is the minute the bitch gets punted, absolutely no exceptions.

OSTsoldier · 2017-07-20T03:31:26+00:00

Wash dishes and hoover the house... takes about 1.5 hours top, to do both. Do those two and get sex on a daily. GG

Tokyogaikoku44 · 2017-07-20T04:46:44+00:00

Marriage has always been a business arrangement.

2017-07-19T18:55:32+00:00

"SEX!" lol

89Thoradin · 2017-07-19T19:09:00+00:00

Lol is this for real?

Cristoff13 · 2017-07-19T19:26:54+00:00

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Darukoaus · 2017-07-19T19:59:30+00:00

Pretty much.

justiceavenger · 2017-07-19T19:59:54+00:00

Hundreds of years ago if a woman tried this her husband could just bend her over, show her who is in charge, and go about his business and his wife her business lol.

NietzscheExplosion · 2017-07-19T20:15:59+00:00

Hmm or sit on the couch and just spank it and go out for dinner by yourself.

Starve her out and then get her on Camera with chad and then threaten to release video and audio to her family for a no cost divorce.

Zombocom1911 · 2017-07-19T20:19:43+00:00

Prostitutes are much less hassle and much less time waste.

TheRabid · 2017-07-19T20:29:05+00:00

That's cute. He should see if he can get a better deal on the open market.

apugsthrowaway · 2017-07-19T20:37:02+00:00

I've been cooking and cleaning up after myself for all my adult life, so under this system I'd be able to have sex anytime I want. Pretty sure she'd revise the rules though.

2017-07-19T20:37:28+00:00

Would leave to go grab a carton of eggs....and never come back.

2017-07-19T21:11:11+00:00

Look after kids for a whole day (includes: blow job

feeding, doing nappies +

putting to bed)

I.. uh.. oh! I see.

2017-07-19T21:34:19+00:00

Dude is getting a better deal than the vast majority of married men.

2017-07-19T21:35:55+00:00

sucky

skylorddragon · 2017-07-19T22:49:40+00:00

hoover the house touch the butt? better be a tiny house or a magnificent but!

blackierobinsun3 · 2017-07-19T22:55:53+00:00

this is actually a lot better than any girl i been with, i would spend $500 to buy her a pair of shoes and be lucky just for her to kiss me back

801735 · 2017-07-19T23:35:38+00:00

[Benders voice] So basically I don't do anything on the list and I don't have to do anything on the list? K, I'm not doing anything! (downs beer, fiery burp)

comptejete · 2017-07-19T23:50:49+00:00

For one horrible moment I thought looking after the kids included a blowjob.

Cristoff13 · 2017-07-20T00:28:09+00:00

No wife could be this dumb. Its possible this is some kind of game between husband and wife. Otherwise, the message this is sending is that she finds her husband unattractive. Any sex you got of this would be her checked out and waiting for it to be over. And she'd probably find ways to try and get out of it (she'd say you didn't do the chores properly, the way she told you to, etc.)

Onkel_Adolf · 2017-07-20T00:55:56+00:00

My list:

--Kiss my ass=kiss my ass.

Miobravo · 2017-07-20T01:49:29+00:00

Take out trash

marsdrogan · 2017-07-20T03:09:43+00:00

WTF those are all her RESPONSIBILITIES as the wife. both left and right side

ChipNTakeM2dahole · 2017-07-20T03:10:45+00:00

reason #584 this is more than most men get in marriage

Mini_Bot · 2017-07-20T03:42:10+00:00

The guy ignore list because he has some self respect left.

Two weeks later.

Kitchen sink stacked with dishes to the ceiling. She lost 10 sizes. Kids are picking their own diapers to eat their own shit.

jstagn · 2017-07-20T04:27:26+00:00

Marriage can work but the man needs to continually assert his masculinity, otherwise this shit can happen. More than single dudes looking for hoes, married men should be filling gyms, getting and staying ripped, and pounding their wives on the reg.

sweetb00bs · 2017-07-20T04:54:01+00:00

This is me. Except it's reversed

2017-07-20T05:08:12+00:00

Fucking cunt, can't even do house work. What fucking good is she on this earth. She has clearly illustrated that prostitution is a better deal.

shoonx · 2017-07-20T05:09:23+00:00

Men are such pussies now.

elTrasgo · 2017-07-20T05:45:13+00:00

And she will renege. Maybe not the first time - but the second time and thereafter.

2017-07-20T06:30:41+00:00

Anything I want? I cook dinner everyday for myself anyways, if I was in this marriage I'd be enjoying a lot of threesomes.

scottfretwell · 2017-07-20T07:51:23+00:00

What if... This is for her. Female handwriting but dictated. El oh el

Westerly- · 2017-07-20T09:24:37+00:00

The house wouldn't be getting hovered very often.

zattraction · 2017-07-20T12:02:28+00:00

I like how it also doesn´t make any fucking sense.

Cook dinner & clean kitchen = anything you want.

2 or more you can have sex with me!

If I wanted to put my meat rod inside you I could just pick that after the first point!?

mgtowthrow66 · 2017-07-20T12:09:10+00:00

my ex wife was exactly like this. It's why i have zero guilt of sleeping with about 30 woman during my marriage.

robowriter · 2017-07-20T12:10:13+00:00

At least it's honest and how many married guys get blowjobs. If you get one you've just had goodbye sex before she serves you divorce papers. It's part of her enjoyment of inserting a crusty knife into the heart and twisting.

And she'll like the pretend I'm a hooker and "use me like the filthy pig I am" part.

redditrat99 · 2017-07-20T12:42:53+00:00

That's when you start cutting her off.

"Wooow, nice hun. You cooked dinner and did the dishes.... looks like you're getting lucky tonight."

"I hope so, i'm going to Kevin's house to play poker, fingers crossed."

day 2

"Clean floors and you looked after the kids all day while i was having a girls day? groans in a sexual way well, we went to the spa today and let's just say, you're cleared for landing"

"That's great hun, but I'm taking the kids for some ice cream."

"Ready guys?"

"YEAH!"

"Okay, well, when we get back, the... maybe we could put the kids down early."

"This was just going to be our little treat, we're actually picking up Jenny's little friend....what is her name again?"

"Amaylita"

"Sure. But we'll bring you back something. Hey, everything is already cooked and we ate already, just help yourself."

door close

later....

"So.... are we putting the kids to bed early?"

"What? No way, we just got a new game. Guys want to take turns playing uncharted?"

"YEAH!"

"Alright!"

"Okay guys you go set up, i need to talk to your dad.... What the fuck? Why have you been doing everything if you're not going to fuck me?"

"Because i'm a responsible adult, not a fucking child that needs to be incentivized or manipulated. Now, if you excuse me, i'm going to play with my children the way a real parent does."

2017-07-20T13:02:16+00:00

Get in car

Find hooker

Sex

Benny757 · 2017-07-20T13:27:26+00:00

Back in "the day" when I stupidly entered into relationships, this kind of stuff ALWAYS happened. Maybe not in writing, but always implied, or even expressed in some fashion. Then, after MGTOW, Red Pill, and coming into reality, when the "no sex unless" popped up, I just immediately replied "Really? Well how sad for you!." I'd follow with "Sex? Withheld? WHO CARES?" It did nothing for the longevity of my relationships. But it shut her up immediately. Once I made it known that I didn't give a shit, they never, ever brought it up again.

Fuck them. We just don't need this shitty behavior in our lives.

LynxLogix · 2017-07-20T14:53:47+00:00

Wtf is this unhealthy crap.

gratethecheese · 2017-07-20T15:57:04+00:00

That was the most British thing I've ever read

2017-07-20T16:39:05+00:00

Whoever wrote those notes sees her "man" as a dog. "Who's a good boy?! Yes you are!!"

When a woman starts to make demands in order to reward you sex. Get the fuck out.

Sex isn't a reward. An ideal woman initiates having sex, frequently! Not once a month. Every week if possible. Random acts of blowjobs. A nice dinner. House is nice and clean. Then no man in this world would divorce or cheat on their significant other.

But the world is fucked beyond repair. Women are becoming entitled cunts.

The robot revolution is going to change the way we interact with women on a whole new scale.

No more bullshit games for them. They're gonna have to step their game up.

mgtowthrowww · 2017-07-20T16:53:03+00:00

What's funny is my ex could've written this up and still failed to put out.

Title	Reason #583 not to marry: When wifey makes a commodity out of sex
Author	shoonx
Upvotes	336
Comments	179
Date	July 19, 2017 6:35 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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PUT out or MOVE out