CUCK MY SHIT UPP !!!

AWatchNerds · 2018-03-17T10:28:37+00:00

This has to be fake...please..

Gr8bellsoffire · 2018-03-17T11:09:30+00:00

He didn't even mention that his wife is staying the weekend at a 'friends' house. What a simp, we all know that whore is out fucking Chad all weekend while this guy is tearing himself up over some bullshit note..

He should draft up divorce paperwork and leave it on the table like she did him.

That note shows you exactly how she's gonna rape him in divorce...my god

Pk_s_to_the_yizzle · 2018-03-17T12:16:52+00:00

She Cheatin'.

HARD.

"Went for the Bullshit Emotional Defense with Phone Off Tactic."

So she could get 3 straight, uninterrupted days of Chad dick.

She comes back and has much sex with him and patches things up.
Cause she's pregnant.

2018-03-17T13:10:03+00:00

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fredanderssen · 2018-03-17T15:37:06+00:00

Something similar happened to me in my second marriage, though not to this extent. She wasn't working, and in the first week of our marriage insisted that I fold my own clothes. "I don't fold clothes for anyone else; I'm not your mother." She proclaimed.

At first I was stunned, but then after regaining my composure, said that I'd agree to this as long as she paid for half of our brand-new washer and dryer, paid half the house loan, insurance, property tax, half the cost of the car, insurance for the car, half the heat, electricity and anything else she used. She started to cry, but I held firm. She relented and folded my clothes. Looks like I lost that battle.

CrackingYs · 2018-03-17T13:16:48+00:00

If this is real it is grounds for immediate divorce.

And definitely keep the paper for the court date and hope you don't get a female judge who might agree with the prices.

Joroda · 2018-03-17T13:21:35+00:00

1 shovel: $7

2 hours worth of digging: priceless

LuvMeTendieLuvMeTrue · 2018-03-17T13:53:14+00:00

Lol let's see what happened if he unsubscribed from some of the "services" like makeup and shaving. He probably also could do without that $20/week cuntsplaining about starving children and whatnot.

The more I read the list, the more my head is full of fuck. She expects him to pay $20 for every lecture of privilege?

Ultramegasaurus · 2018-03-17T12:16:14+00:00

And he cannot even divorce her because he'd be ruined financially

icew1nd03 · 2018-03-17T15:31:01+00:00

If this is real, it's the wife's way of blowing up the relationship/asking for a divorce, without actually taking the responsibility of doing so.

A_Fucking_Phantom · 2018-03-17T18:21:59+00:00

My wife

Well there's your problem buddy.

DarwinianKEKistani · 2018-03-17T15:22:00+00:00

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Patri_Arky · 2018-03-17T15:52:59+00:00

The note I would have delivered to her "friend's" house:

"Dear X,

I'd like you to spend time thinking about this:

I've come to realize that, apparently, when you feel unhappy in our relationship you start thinking about the money I earn and how to get more of it. I'd like to think I didn't marry a fool, so I can only assume your "extensive research" involved a realistic market analysis performed by consulting other women who charge money to be with men.

I have no interest in whores. Take your shit and leave.

P.S.: After thinking further about the dollar values you have assigned to each 'service', I now realize why I am the primary earner in this marriage. You have no clue what things should actually cost."

christianlazard · 2018-03-17T13:40:27+00:00

Sounds fair. He should send her his list

Listening to your bullshit: 100 USD/hour

genxer79 · 2018-03-17T20:06:47+00:00

Hahaha! Sounds like his wife got some retarded advice over at twoxchromosomes.

realChebz · 2018-03-17T13:49:20+00:00

love! right guys?

Patong_Pirate · 2018-03-17T13:50:27+00:00

She should pay half of the house mortgage, car payment, her clothes, her food ... Just take it out of what she wants him to pay.

Yashugan00 · 2018-03-17T14:16:02+00:00

This is her "now for me" moment. This would be a hard next for me. No discussion, change the locks

Darnit_Bot · 2018-03-17T15:58:42+00:00

Alternative response: Leave the house immediately in the state you found it. Come home in 3 or 4 days, pretending you never saw the note, with a cheerful attitude. Tell her you're sorry you didn't tell her ahead of time that you were going, but you just needed time away and took a few days off to go fishing with the boys. You realize you've just been working too darn hard and all that money doesn't buy you the happiness you can get by simply hanging out with friends and having a good time. You're going to go to part time work, earning just enough for food & shelter, in order to do more of the things you enjoy. You know she'll understand, because you've had the feeling lately that she too has been unhappy with the way things were going.

mansplainingexpert · 2018-03-17T13:20:14+00:00

He should really just let her invoice him for all her "emotional labor" and in return he completely stops to pay for her living expenses including rent, food etc. I bet he'd be better off than he is now.

RedisDead69 · 2018-03-17T15:26:44+00:00

You might as well hire a prostitute it would be cheaper.

Yesknow77 · 2018-03-18T00:13:14+00:00

"Reminding you or checking in with you about responsibilities in your life $10."

She wants to be paid for nagging him. You can't make this shit up.

2018-03-17T15:45:06+00:00

What a grade A, self centered, whiny, cunt. The guy literally pays for everything and she's demanding money for the bare essentials she provides to the relationship? I'd have all her shit in a dumpster by the time she got back and an appointment with a divorce lawyer set up. Fuck this woman.

hollybegin · 2018-03-17T20:02:40+00:00

Any man who decide to stay in this type of 'relationship', with this type of whamun, deserves what he's got...

DeeMooreDeeMarriet · 2018-03-17T15:00:39+00:00

The monkey has swung to the next branch. Divorce it.

Neem3r29 · 2018-03-17T16:48:38+00:00

He needs to dump that bitch.

derpderp5000 · 2018-03-17T17:07:09+00:00

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realChebz · 2018-03-17T17:35:14+00:00

She's an SJW too: "Provide education about people's lived experience or discrimination"

Is there a link to source? Would love to read the comments

ManIsWalking · 2018-03-17T17:57:25+00:00

Women view marriage as the end game. Once you put that ring on her finger she has you locked down and by the balls.

Now, as men, tell me what sounds more attractive. Having sex with one woman for the rest of your life, while she slowly drains you of your life force with her constant bitching and bullshit.

Or, if you just have to have women in your life, cycling through one or two women ever 6 months to a year. Never let them close, and drop them when they start asking for more. You get a consistent stream of new sexual experience, women acting in their best behavior to try and attract you, and you spend considerably less on them than you would keeping one full time.

If you are the kind of guy that just can't live life without involving women, keep them at arms length.

sentinel46 · 2018-03-17T19:04:54+00:00

I would have never put up with this shit even at the height of my blue pill haze. At first glance the relationship would have been over then and there. If this fucking guy continues in this relationship he is worse than most simps I know. My response would be simple and to the point, "It s over."

SuperPCUserName · 2018-03-17T19:10:35+00:00

If this isn't the biggest argument for prostitutes I don't know what is. Holy fuck the nerve.

madethewrongmistake · 2018-03-17T21:02:30+00:00

Dude are you kidding me!!! This is an amazing deal. All you care about are the last three, but charge her the same, plus rent, and you’ll never have to work again! Holy shit, start by sending her a bill just for reading that note. Set for life!!!!

Nezborn02 · 2018-03-17T14:29:19+00:00

no doubt this guy will pay it

wandering468 · 2018-03-17T14:52:02+00:00

Now this . Chads to women (if wasnt big bro involve in )

SuperYoshi95 · 2018-03-17T15:54:27+00:00

This is not real! If it is, this guy is a fucking loser for even asking for advise. Any man with common sense is fucking ghosting this bitch.

2018-03-17T15:59:40+00:00

Welp I see a divorce coming soon

derpderp5000 · 2018-03-17T16:40:11+00:00

LOLOLOLOL. wow man. theres no way this can be real lol

JoeHeroX · 2018-03-17T16:51:39+00:00

JUST

Moby000 · 2018-03-17T20:39:01+00:00

While she’s out of the house, change the locks and divorce her. The love is definitely gone if she’s coming up with this absolute joke of a demand.

stringedbeams · 2018-03-17T21:02:58+00:00

How do I understand better where she's coming from?

mr433_pl · 2018-03-17T21:12:27+00:00

puzzle2t

IoSonCalaf · 2018-03-17T21:24:01+00:00

This isn’t healthy mental behavior. Seriously, he should have her committed.

badmanahgwanso · 2018-03-17T21:52:26+00:00

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Driveshack · 2018-03-17T23:25:12+00:00

This should wake up even the simps

1st10Amendments · 2018-03-18T02:57:29+00:00

Now, I hate to admit it, but when I read, "My wife, (27F)..." I read that as "degrees Fahrenheit," as in "frigid." I can neither confirm nor deny (for legal reasons) whether the reason I read it that way has anything to do with personal experience.

KneeDeepThought · 2018-03-18T11:20:06+00:00

Good luck paying your rent with that emotional labor when I kick your ungrateful fat ass to the curb.

DarwinianKEKistani · 2018-03-17T21:32:59+00:00

Trust me guys, she's already cheating on this simp...

peaceful_strong_man · 2018-03-17T23:22:10+00:00

Let me tell you where she's coming from: She is either a psycho and/or you are so fucking beta that she is shit testing your shit up.

2018-03-17T23:29:46+00:00

Throw her shit out in the road and delete her number.

TakeYourDailyDose · 2018-03-18T00:45:23+00:00

The absolute state of modern relationships

siriusisness · 2018-03-18T00:58:45+00:00

holy shit

Gobc · 2018-03-18T01:23:21+00:00

Probably out boinking Chad or Tyrone. What an ungrateful bitch.

New_User1984 · 2018-03-18T02:34:48+00:00

She wants bonus points for being a decent person.

Trail_of_Jeers · 2018-03-18T02:43:53+00:00

I have a friend who is cucked as fuck. The first time he said he'd do something with us and his fiance said he wouldn't he caved.

I would have dumped her ass. You do not tell me what to do. You negotiate.

1st10Amendments · 2018-03-18T03:27:38+00:00

OR... Call the cops AND the media and say she's been kidnapped and the note was left so he wouldn't look for her, since it was obviously meant to make him suspect her disappearance was all his fault, and that can't be, so obviously she's under duress and needs help. Let HER explain to the police (and the news media) why she chose this particular path rather than sitting down with him YEARS AGO to hash some of these issues out in a calm and civilized manner rather than issuing ultimatums.

2018-03-18T03:57:21+00:00

why do men continue to marry these cunts ?

dinaru · 2018-03-18T06:26:56+00:00

Looks like a shit test. It's not about the money, she's just being dramatic and seeing if he's a simp.

The funny thing is, the only way he can get over this shit test is by dumping her right now. If he pays, he's a simp and failed the shit test. If he simply doesn't pay but sticks around, he's a simp and failed the shit test. So she essentially is testing him in a way that he'll only pass if she loses him. I have no idea what she expects to gain from this. Sympathy from her girl friends? Maybe she just didn't think her cunning plan all the way through...

Title	CUCK MY SHIT UPP !!!
Author	Redemption888
Upvotes	166
Comments	101
Date	March 17, 2018 10:16 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/852wov/cuck_my_shit_upp/
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