Random female family member: "Why are you still single?"

Ultramegasaurus · 2018-01-26T00:52:37+00:00

Not to sound too incel, but it always makes me laugh when a woman can't get why a male acquaintance or family member is single. They can't understand why there aren't just women out there who fall into their laps wanting to sign up to be girlfriends.

Whereas for most women, it's just a matter of being picky about the men who fall into your lap.

TheFall_ · 2018-01-25T23:32:05+00:00

fuckyouredditcunts77 · 2018-01-26T00:33:02+00:00

Me:

"Why do you care."

BobScratchit · 2018-01-26T01:11:24+00:00

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NiceIce · 2018-01-26T00:38:23+00:00

"I just haven't met the right girl (unicorn) yet."

mgtowbyexperience · 2018-01-26T01:31:59+00:00

The other night at family dinner, I was asked if I'm seeing anyone. I laughed and said "that's never going to happen again. I'm going to be single until I die." I got the "You'll get back out there when you're ready, and she'll be lovely lady, much nicer than [your ex]"

Skinnyman42 · 2018-01-25T23:36:45+00:00

I'm a male presenting transgendered lesbian. It throws most people off.

HachimanHikigaya-Kun · 2018-01-26T01:26:47+00:00

My go-to is, "I like money and free time too much."

fur10us_falcon · 2018-01-26T02:12:42+00:00

Women hate me tbh. I'm smart under 6 foot and balding Puerto Rican lol. It must be my personality lmao

ThirstySasquatch · 2018-01-26T02:47:11+00:00

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MoralImpeachability · 2018-01-26T04:15:49+00:00

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AmazingAsianGuy776 · 2018-01-26T01:25:07+00:00

I know right? Where did all the good women gone to???

BobScratchit · 2018-01-26T02:12:47+00:00

When I meet a woman who loves me at least as much as I love her then I would probably not be single. My faith in this kind of love from the other gender is just above 0 though.

RedFoxOnFire · 2018-01-26T03:44:17+00:00

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General_Fear · 2018-01-26T04:25:44+00:00

Me:

I am waiting to marry a rich woman. That why if she files for divorce she owes me alimony.

SpinPlates · 2018-01-26T05:39:02+00:00

My response.

"Just haven't found a girl worth settling for"

Them: "Well sweetie you better lower your standards or you're going to die alone"

"I'd rather die alone than die with someone that I can't stand being around"

What pisses my family off is I'm always bringing different girls around and they can't stand it because they have ALL had failed marriages/affairs

shizlordsupreme · 2018-01-26T06:59:56+00:00

My mom: are you planning on staying single the rest of your life?

Me: God willing, ma. God willing.

Section-20 · 2018-01-26T03:18:38+00:00

“Because girls are sluts. I’m the prize.”

2018-01-25T23:48:47+00:00

Why do you ask?

TerminallyOdd · 2018-01-26T01:26:16+00:00

This is a good one. I'll be stealing it, thanks.

Alexxx_87 · 2018-01-26T06:16:00+00:00

“Because fuck your entire gender that’s why”

Lmfao for any woman/feminist that reads this , it’s a joke, not chads dick so don’t take it so hard

LeykisP1 · 2018-01-26T06:54:52+00:00

My mum asked me that after I got divorced. I said there's nothing a woman can do that I can't do better myself. She said, "yes there is, sex". I said that one's a maybe, but in any case the price they want for it is too high. She didn't have a second point to make.

StatiliusTaurus · 2018-01-26T01:44:24+00:00

My go-to was 'I'm paying off a mortgage'

SorryAssCuck · 2018-01-26T07:05:06+00:00

Tell her “because, damn haven’t you seen them new sex dolls???!!”

2018-01-26T01:44:30+00:00

Just use red pill to shut them up.

''Will look for love after income crosses xxx,xxx''

MyLittlePonyofDoom · 2018-01-26T02:58:16+00:00

Because bitches ain't shit but hoes n tricks

Baldrbaldr · 2018-01-26T08:37:53+00:00

"I'm old fashioned in matters of the heart. I want to marry a virgin. Haven't been able to find her. Any ideas?"

grogans · 2018-01-26T01:11:42+00:00

I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello

dcau1 · 2018-01-26T06:35:39+00:00

"I have a pretty good life at the moment I don't need messed up."

DavidFoxfire · 2018-01-26T07:06:40+00:00

My response. "1) Self-preservation in the Hashtag Me Too era; and 2) I'm one of those Omegas, me getting a girlfriend is a statistical impossibility."

2018-01-26T00:24:47+00:00

👏👏👏

2018-01-26T03:48:20+00:00

I just tell them that I'm waiting to save up money to go on dates since women like a man who's well-endowed. At that point my female cousins just shut up and they get this look on their face like "Oh fuck...he knows."

Kornstar04 · 2018-01-26T02:03:25+00:00

"sexual accusation"

Jonlife · 2018-01-26T01:18:37+00:00

🍻

SssanL · 2018-01-26T01:40:56+00:00

PM_UR_PAWG_SEX_DOLLS · 2018-01-26T03:45:40+00:00

Despite being your family women will still put other, strange women above you. AWALT.

shit-zen-giggles · 2018-01-26T13:20:40+00:00

Answer: "Because of the negative example of married life you gave me." Delivered with a shit eating grin.

2018-01-26T02:56:02+00:00

This is a great answer I'm gonna use it in the future.

repoman · 2018-01-26T03:09:28+00:00

Am I doing it rite?

zilti · 2018-01-26T07:58:46+00:00

"Because I don't feel like chasing women. Besides, no woman would want me anyway."

...if only there was a way to get rid of those goddamn feelings.

Yogibrah · 2018-01-26T09:40:37+00:00

Link to Patrick Bateman saying this exact thing!

jasonmiles2014 · 2018-01-26T13:01:28+00:00

I just got that the other day too from my sister. I went through an awful marriage and divorce, have 50% custody of my daughter (more like 75%, her mom always looks for excuses to not have her), went MGTOW and love my life. And now she is pushing to set me up with a single mom whose daughter is in my daughter's gymnastics class! Of course when I told my sister I love my life and freedom and will not sacrifice that, she just said, "Whatever."

2018-01-26T15:56:12+00:00

My favorite is: "I haven't met the right gay man." Did this during Christmas Eve, an aunt-in-law asked me the question and everyone just went dead quiet. Because they thought I was admitting to being gay. Then I explained the pros/cons of marrying a gay dude versus a modern woman. And I saw my two single male cousins start nodding their heads yes and my female cousin who is a single mother of two by two different dads get more and more visibly upset. My mom kept suppressing laughter while my dad only smiled.

I ended it with: "In either case you are likely to end up in a sexless marriage. At least with the gay guy you know that up front, and there's no hurt feelings about getting pussy from women. Where with a woman, when she rations or denies sex to her husband, and he cheats. She blames him completely. So fuck it, might as well marry the pillow biter." Or something to that extent. I regularly say bizarre and absurd things. It's my schtik.

ThePanther99 · 2018-01-26T05:48:21+00:00

Lucky and not lucky at the same time. Although women can be wicked vipers a good women can give a man vitality. Finding a good women is pretty much not worth the effort. Hence MGTOW.

Also Good doesn't mean NAWALT. just means you can be with her without you snapping.

2018-01-26T09:45:38+00:00

wtf... you are not lucky!

you are wise...

robowriter · 2018-01-26T10:31:55+00:00

In one ear out the other.

JSizzl3 · 2018-01-26T14:18:23+00:00

"Because being in a relationship isn't on my bucket list."

Even better: "Because I've been following women's advice, and for some strange reason it hasn't worked."

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Rollbar359 · 2018-01-26T14:31:05+00:00

The world hates a single man.

2018-01-26T15:27:50+00:00

"None of your business".

Most effective answer to that question.

constructionkc · 2018-01-26T15:49:42+00:00

I've always used, "Either my standards are too high, or the quality of women I meet are too low"

quckquackduck · 2018-01-26T16:48:23+00:00

Oh boy. I have to deal with this at family get togethers. My aunts and their female friends are like

"OMGGG why are you single, your so handsome son"

"Where's the girlfriend?"

"Awww, with a face like that you must have many girlfriends you must be a heartbreaker"

"So quckquackduck, are you talking to any girls?"

The funny thing is, that my male cousins are in the same age bracket as I and they're single too lmaooooooo.

How about that one. To put a cherry on top they went to University of California's and they're all living back at home with them aunts that put me on the spot for not having a girl. Bahah.

watain218 · 2018-01-26T23:55:21+00:00

Because being single is the default state for humans and an object at rest will stay at rest unless acted upon by another object.

Before #meetoo I basically had a policy of not pursuing women unless they pursue me first, why should I put in more effort just to validate her ego. Nowadays I immediately suspect ulterior motives whenever a woman shows intsrest in me. #meetoo is the last straw as far as Im concerned.

TheMythof_Feminism · 2018-01-26T11:22:34+00:00

"I'm too boring for that kind of thing, women want exciting and dangerous, not safe and mundane"

bjred78 · 2018-01-26T13:12:12+00:00

Luckily my family have stopped asking, the last one caused enough issues. No grandkids for you! However, I am getting tired of being asked: "why aren't you dating?"

2018-01-26T13:15:53+00:00

Best answer you could have possibly provided.

Quicksilver · 2018-01-26T14:46:28+00:00

"No woman that was thin and rich enough has approached me and been able to hold my interest"

2018-01-26T14:55:14+00:00

I was talking to two older male family members about metoo. One is very red pilled and the other blue pilled. Red pilled family member agreed with my point of view.

Blue pilled called me a misogynist.

Red and I both laughed at him.

Blogginginvicecity · 2018-01-26T05:21:14+00:00

Chosen one

mthrowaway52 · 2018-01-26T05:31:47+00:00

2018-01-26T08:51:33+00:00

im no schmuck.

blacklightsleaze · 2018-01-26T11:25:38+00:00

My mom married at 40 so I always have counter argument.

Griever114 · 2018-01-26T12:33:33+00:00

Answer: "I know right! All this free time, extra money, dramaless existence is so hard to pass up on. Can't wait to give it up!

Watchingcluturefade · 2018-01-26T19:36:47+00:00

lol My sister all the time says "I will pray for you"

I just laugh and drive away in my extremely fast and expensive car, as her and her poor Beta husband jam their kids with all their toys into their car

RedFoxOnFire · 2018-01-26T05:29:36+00:00

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Title	Random female family member: "Why are you still single?"
Author	RedFoxOnFire
Upvotes	529
Comments	175
Date	January 25, 2018 11:17 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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