I thought I’d seen it all.... IVF, single, pregnant due this month.... Mind. Blown.

chalulin · 2020-04-27T06:01:15+00:00

If she's looking for someone to help take care of her child why even have a child to begin with knowing she will be single. Oh, my bad, the dog counts as family. So you'll have to take care of it too.

Talos402000 · 2020-04-27T06:22:24+00:00

I'll never understand why pregnant women want to date. The only guys who'll take her up on the offer are the ones who have a fetish for that sort of thing, and they are just looking for sex.

Rolaid-Tommassi · 2020-04-27T08:46:16+00:00

I must be getting old......when did being a single mom become something to boast about?

MattyK414 · 2020-04-27T06:22:48+00:00

Holy shit. Found the femcel.

submit3r · 2020-04-27T07:14:19+00:00

A very exciting time!

If women can look for a ATM while pregnant, can men look for a cuddle buddy when jobless..?

silly_birb · 2020-04-27T10:38:10+00:00

Lol she invented the excuse of the IVF to hide she got pumped pregnant by chad

symko · 2020-04-27T10:50:02+00:00

Calling it now. There will be a picture of her holding the dog and the baby will be on a leash.

EvilKlownz2 · 2020-04-27T06:15:28+00:00

So if all goes well I'll be a single mom soon!

WTF does that mean? All goes well in the divorce court? Or your old ass carries to term so you get some smuck to pay for it? Are you so bent you couldn't get a man to have a kid with? I'm lost with this one.

escailer · 2020-04-27T13:58:19+00:00

I see the red flags, but this looks like the closest I’ll ever get to fucking Howard Stern so I’m swiping right!

animalmother2017 · 2020-04-27T10:57:28+00:00

A very exciting time!!!

For who?

DangZagnut · 2020-04-27T14:15:18+00:00

I'm glad she got an early start on marriage by trying to look as ugly as possible.

ThePrinceOfShadows · 2020-04-27T14:20:32+00:00

We know this woman spent hour upon hour going through the donor profiles. Eye color and hair color were easy, it was so much harder parsing through all medical histories, academic histories, and childhood pictures to select the perfect father for her child.

Now she throws up a hasty bullshit online dating profile to lock down a beta to help her raise it so her perfect little genetic bastard doesn't become the next school shooter.

HumanzDisgustMe · 2020-04-27T13:46:45+00:00

She probably got knocked up and IVF sounds much better than pump and dump.

hsjsisjskskkawiej · 2020-04-27T12:19:32+00:00

Pure coincidence

antifeminist3 · 2020-04-27T18:48:54+00:00

"It takes a real man to raise another man's child"

It takes a real woman to go to a third-world country and adopt another woman's child instead of going for IVF. Adoption is cheaper too, so there is more money left for the kid.

animalmother2017 · 2020-04-27T09:01:25+00:00

ehats that godzilla looking thing on the right then? why would she want a a second at 43, fucking mayim bialik double

11bNg · 2020-04-27T10:30:39+00:00

Yea that shit has sailed and sunk into the marina trench

Stateist555 · 2020-04-27T11:30:25+00:00

she Jew too

dwc151 · 2020-04-27T13:21:18+00:00

R slash butterface

There goes a pretty good body.

Meanwhile, my kid could legally drink by the time I was this girl's age.

2020-04-27T15:36:02+00:00

42 years old and pregnant? Where do I sign up??

butt_uglee · 2020-04-27T21:33:29+00:00

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nihilistpanduh · 2020-04-28T00:01:12+00:00

I feel bad ... Like damn She just wanted a kid I don't blame her She just waited to long 38-39 is the absolute latest healthy pregnancy and that's assuming she has never had an abortion since women who have bad abortions are more prone to complicated pregnancies and infertility

Spazz-ya-nan · 2020-04-27T13:06:57+00:00

She sounds like she’s posting a job vacancy rather than a dating profile.

Exolf · 2020-04-27T15:50:31+00:00

Won’t the kid have issues being born to a 43 year old mom?

CaptainEdMercer · 2020-04-27T16:41:25+00:00

I've been lurking on this subreddit for quite some time now, but this lady must set some kind of record. This seriously takes the cake. Oh, and posting here to see where I get banned from. :)

Old_snowboarder · 2020-04-27T18:09:55+00:00

Deliberately being a single parent = selfish fucker.

akihonj · 2020-04-27T12:22:26+00:00

Not with a stolen cock

evergreen35 · 2020-04-27T14:17:52+00:00

She's a self-centered Idiot... she couldn't find a "good man" so at 43 she decided to go it alone because "I want a baby" is all that matters. Only a fool would go anywhere near this psycho.

2020-04-27T15:32:22+00:00

Jewish liberal, enough... left.

TitySuker · 2020-04-27T16:55:16+00:00

Lmao she's holding the dog like a child. With all the craziness associated with cat ladies I think these weirdo dog moms get let off the hook at times.

Redhood616 · 2020-04-27T17:24:58+00:00

Graduate degree. Liberal. Pregnant by ivf at 40.

Gentlemen, what we have here is a feminist that drank the feminists koolaid and for over 30+ years and now all she has to look forward to is being a single mother (which is pathetic itself)

WeWillAllDie666 · 2020-04-27T18:35:32+00:00

an irresponsible selfish single mother by design, she must be so proud of herself.

Ultimate_Landlord · 2020-04-27T19:28:44+00:00

Well, wasn't hard to figure out her alma mater. Umich grads love flaunting that dumb yellow 'M' on all the apparel they can get their hands on.

notorious_dreVII · 2020-04-27T21:31:57+00:00

No. Thanks.

TomahawkSuppository · 2020-04-27T22:00:11+00:00

What a fucking deal, you get her, her mutt and her kid.

SirKolbath · 2020-04-27T23:00:33+00:00

I love dogs, but Jesus Christ, lady, that's just a large mop.

gaia2008 · 2020-04-28T02:41:45+00:00

Can I give you an advance already just for you to keep me in consideration for this wonderful opportunity you propose,

2020-04-28T07:34:33+00:00

43 and pregnant....that kid will be retarded and so is the guy that gets involved with her.

MRMRising · 2020-04-28T12:20:55+00:00

Buyer beware. Guys, if you take on the role of father to that child, you can be ordered to pay child support order if you separate from her, if she petitions the court. Not saying all single moms do this, just a heads up.

My suggestion is to keep on walking.

Thetrvler · 2020-04-28T13:21:40+00:00

No man would even take FREE PUSSY to impregnate her. This screams horrifically of red flag nonsense.

swirlyice · 2020-04-28T15:11:59+00:00

She’s 43. Of course she wants to get pregnant before she loses her chance to have children. What’s wrong with you guys? There are guys out there LOOKING for someone to have a family with that she’d be perfect for you. Just say you hate women and go.

2020-04-28T15:33:15+00:00

A very exciting time for who exactly? Nobody cares lady, nobody cares

snginc · 2020-04-28T18:06:08+00:00

She is looking for someone to take care of her and her child.

Red flags:

She's pregnant
She's 43!
Everyone including her dog will come before you.

Survey says: Run! Run fast and far away from this one!

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac/giphy.gif

Newbosterone · 2020-04-28T22:15:41+00:00

Wow, she’s strong, independent and really didn’t need a man!

Pork her now lads, before she pops the downie out. She’ll be busy caring for it afterwards.

yuvrajsama · 2020-04-29T10:33:30+00:00

the doge is cute i want that only 😜😄😄

Gorillaz_Inc · 2020-04-29T17:41:43+00:00

A Jewish post-wall feminist. Grab a ticket and wait in line fellas.

BurdenedChad · 2020-04-29T18:01:55+00:00

Middle-aged Jewish lady with a test-tube baby on the way searching for Chaim Chadowitz. Yawn.

2020-04-30T11:15:54+00:00

Well I guess she’s just looking for someone who won’t mind? Like lmao she’s not looking for a sugar daddy or anything, and since she decided to have a kid I suppose she is able to pay for her bills herself

Chingparr · 2020-05-01T00:42:27+00:00

She is... odd looking

Faulkey · 2020-05-01T09:14:48+00:00

https://youtu.be/1iaBYg5J9FQ

waterbottlememes · 2020-05-02T19:03:30+00:00

Somehow a Jewish Scorpio sounds like the worse type of person...

Swim191 · 2020-05-04T21:09:27+00:00

Poor kid

2020-04-27T15:04:50+00:00

How about nein.

Celticpenguin85 · 2020-04-27T15:47:54+00:00

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submit3r · 2020-04-27T06:36:02+00:00

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Title	I thought I’d seen it all.... IVF, single, pregnant due this month.... Mind. Blown.
Author	butt_uglee
Upvotes	218
Comments	132
Date	April 27, 2020 4:30 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/g8tnk3/i_thought_id_seen_it_all_ivf_single_pregnant_due/
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