Serious post: Roast me or rate me and give advice for improvement. Let me have it!

Mrs_Drgree · 2020-05-06T18:57:11+00:00

Don't take a picture from laying down angle, it's very unflattering.

Atlas_B_Shruggin · 2020-05-06T20:24:37+00:00

1st of all don't take a picture of you looking supine and seductive like a male homosexual, take a picture of yourself where you look aggressive interested and like a man.

TheBookOfSeil · 2020-05-06T19:02:43+00:00

Lower body fat (so you improve your jawline) and increase muscle mass. You can’t do both at the same time so focus on losing fat first, that’s what women care about the most. You’ll notice more IOIs

Bright_Itempas · 2020-05-06T20:34:22+00:00

I hate your glasses.

Go into Warby Parker or SEE and get yourself a nice, stylish, flattering pair.

jax006 · 2020-05-06T18:58:44+00:00

You kinda look like my cousin

..who is a 28 year old virgin :(

TheBookOfSeil · 2020-05-06T19:07:47+00:00

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TheBookOfSeil · 2020-05-06T18:57:41+00:00

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TheBookOfSeil · 2020-05-06T19:04:28+00:00

What’s up with guys posting their pics without mentioning their height?

TheJim66 · 2020-05-06T19:05:22+00:00

5? 4?

I'd say grow the beard and maybe shave the hair after.

Zippo-Cat · 2020-05-06T19:09:40+00:00

Shit photo.

Your hairline is receding, stop clinging to your hair and cut them short.

TheBookOfSeil · 2020-05-06T19:14:19+00:00

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luv_sosa · 2020-05-06T19:30:48+00:00

You need, in this order:

a hair transplant, it's too late for finasteride or minoxidil

lose weight

get contacts

Ham51am · 2020-05-06T20:09:56+00:00

Are you an incel? I doubt the reason you don't get laid is from looks. Not like you are Chad, but you also don't have any major flaws, probably average. 99.99% of your problems come your social ability I would guess. I also think a short haircut might help you out. Also, I think it is kinda gay to have picture for OLD like this. Use one where you are standing up. This is the kind of pic angle a LVF would use to make themselves look better.

OXOzymandias · 2020-05-06T20:19:35+00:00

Style, gym, better haircut (hair replacement or shave it), more much more facial hair, change the glasses,

ExoticTown · 2020-05-06T20:26:27+00:00

You are way more attractive than I thought you were. Do you have a Daffy Duck voice or something?

darudeboysandstorm · 2020-05-06T20:58:16+00:00

Discount smoogs out of ten

Mimoxs · 2020-05-06T21:14:52+00:00

Smile. Whenever I see guys pictures it's like they're trying to look flat emotionally or something... I promise you everyone looks their best when they smile.

Also try a different angle, that angle is probably the worst for everyone

praisethesun799 · 2020-05-06T21:34:07+00:00

The picture is taken from a very feminine angle, cut that shit.

It's probably because of quarantine but get that hair trimmed a bit, it looks kinda unkempt on the ends. Otherwise you look built kinda strong, it's probably the kind of body that looks great with some muscle mass , so I'd work out a bit more . And invest in some more stylish glasses imo

You're not bad looking imo, just very ...harmless looking I guess , soft-ish ? You should invest in a dynamic fashion style and a big shoulder tat if that's your thing, it would suit you

disaintforrealdough · 2020-05-06T22:27:27+00:00

Shape the brows

Sid_Insidious · 2020-05-06T22:38:30+00:00

I think a different hairstyle, different glasses and maybe different beard styling would go a long way for you. (Sorry, the 90's called and want those glasses back.) This is all good news because these are easy cosmetic fixes. Add a nice dark-colored collared shirt and get some good photos taken... of you. Standing beside your lambo. At the yaught club. LOL.

You do not need plastic surgery or a new head.

Congratulations!

PS - ensure all lube and toilet paper is removed before taking any photos in bedroom. Ha. Made ya look.

TheBookOfSeil · 2020-05-07T00:33:43+00:00

Clean your glasses for fuck sake man.

illuminaughtyxox · 2020-06-13T17:57:25+00:00

2/10

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Title	Serious post: Roast me or rate me and give advice for improvement. Let me have it!
Author	TheBookOfSeil
Upvotes	4
Comments	133
Date	May 6, 2020 6:54 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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