Imagine being this delusional...

timeknife · 2020-05-07T17:27:26+00:00

God found adultery so egregious that it’s the only commandment that’s mentioned twice. (Commandments 7 AND 10)

ETA commandments

Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife

academinx · 2020-05-07T17:21:08+00:00

Pretty sure God covered that "right" in the 10 commandments...

chatrebelle · 2020-05-07T17:30:49+00:00

Please pick me! I don't mind if u sleep with my sister and give me STDs. Those bitches who care about that are InsEcUrE 🤡

girlyispowerful · 2020-05-07T17:34:02+00:00

I hope this is some immature troll.

HolyCatatoe · 2020-05-07T18:29:01+00:00

Christ. I have no words.

Laeun · 2020-05-07T21:00:56+00:00

Which lobotomized chimpanzee drunk texted this?

galian84 · 2020-05-07T19:16:58+00:00

What in the actual f**k...this person can't can't believe this 😑

hivadufi · 2020-05-07T20:32:06+00:00

I was convinced it was a satire when I started reading

LadyGrimes · 2020-05-07T20:41:27+00:00

Imagine needing dicks this badly in your life.

Mangacomleite · 2020-05-07T21:23:29+00:00

Holy shit, this is my ex's mom. She justified his serial cheating exactly the way she justifies his brother's opiate addiction: it's some girl's fault, not his.

_under_score_core_ · 2020-05-07T18:27:11+00:00

Ah how far some people will go for male validation, she needs to wake up and learn that she's not worthless.

This is bad, only serious issues and serious insecurities can cause a woman to act like this. Who is she trying to impress, does she hope she gets a flock of men in her DMs now or something? Does she realise they'll all be pieces of shit? God help this woman...

2020-05-07T20:29:33+00:00

can't relate

wegonfuckornah · 2020-05-07T21:38:40+00:00

I feel like this is satire...

EurasianEmpress · 2020-05-07T21:05:39+00:00

She’s given up and is now telling herself this bullshit in an attempt to protect the last bit of sanity she thinks she has.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-05-08T02:43:00+00:00

Did a dude write this?

Audderpop270 · 2020-05-08T09:09:46+00:00

You know...a vibrator would never say shit like this...

lostandconfusedfem · 2020-05-07T21:28:22+00:00

is the poster female? Imagine being such a husk of a human being

bheyoka · 2020-05-08T01:50:31+00:00

She needs help.

Cobmobster21 · 2020-05-08T02:32:50+00:00

Holy shit. Can we make sure this individual does not reproduce?

rainbowforeskin · 2020-05-08T04:37:13+00:00

Nauseous

dkerri · 2020-05-08T10:53:20+00:00

Wow...this is on another level

Alarmed-Tangelo · 2020-05-07T22:08:24+00:00

What the heck?

Imagine being this delusional...

Comments

6 Thou shalt not commit adultery.

9 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.

Title	Imagine being this delusional...
Author	academinx
Upvotes	292
Comments	34
Date	May 7, 2020 5:02 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/gfah2q/imagine_being_this_delusional/
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