The only thing more pathetic than this profile, is the fact that he tweaks it on a regular basis. Looking for "💗"

wowthispostissad · 2020-01-21T02:10:07+00:00

Lmao he photoshopped his arm muscle

Amelania · 2020-01-21T01:45:50+00:00

I live in a midsize city, but it's rather spread out. I keep my "dating area" on apps pretty tight, 10 miles or less, for various reasons. Anyway, I have seen this guy the last few times I've swiped and he updates this bullshit regularly. He was only about his measurements at first. Now he's looking for....love? 🤡

Has anyone seen this, where they obviously have had no success with this trash and keep trying different phrases and wording while keeping to the point that they are only in it for your body, hoping someone finds them appealing in some way? It's hilarious. There are currently 3 guys that pop up frequently for me, and they ALL do this. One guy must change it near daily because I swear it's different every single time I see it 😂

extraacct1234 · 2020-01-21T02:58:24+00:00

"need a good women [sic]"

Guess that was a Freudian slip...

aclumsygirl · 2020-01-21T01:58:39+00:00

Those baby weights in the background are super cute. I can lift those with my pinky fingers 🙄

supremelyparanoid · 2020-01-21T02:05:34+00:00

I hate these hairy nip guys who are always shirtless lol

Ms_Tilly · 2020-01-21T02:05:59+00:00

BLOCK

buffysummerrs · 2020-01-21T03:50:47+00:00

Showing your underwear tips isn’t even cool anymore. This guy is a loser. Didn’t even have to read his bio.

Source, I have 2 very fashionable brothers who live in Manhattan, they do not show their underwear tips.

2020-01-21T04:56:34+00:00

Where is this boy's mother

reversetwinkiexx · 2020-01-21T01:57:25+00:00

His body isn't even that great.

rftw2013 · 2020-01-21T04:34:15+00:00

He's revolting.

pissed_af · 2020-01-21T04:44:09+00:00

This screams "i peaked mid Highschool"

Title	The only thing more pathetic than this profile, is the fact that he tweaks it on a regular basis. Looking for "💗"
Author	Amelania
Upvotes	44
Comments	22
Date	January 21, 2020 1:44 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/erni0o/the_only_thing_more_pathetic_than_this_profile_is/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/the-only-thing-more-pathetic-than-this-profile-is.684372 https://theredarchive.com/post/684372

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