This absolute piece of shit.

riseaboveagain · 2020-01-10T01:41:23+00:00

This guy aims to fuck. That’s just his innocent-sounding pick up line.

Any lady who believes he won’t start subtly or not-so-subtly pressuring her right away for sex is a fool who was born yesterday. “Oops! That happened! But I’m married - tee hee! You’d better leave now” 😝

LadyHormoneMonster · 2020-01-10T02:22:38+00:00

Notice how he says “snap me if you prefer”. No happiharry, that’s what YOU prefer so you can ask for sexy pics while your wife is making dinner.

kalidestroy · 2020-01-10T00:45:22+00:00

I can't even. Going on tinder offering your "neck and shoulder" massage to women, NO CATCH of course. Because you're like totally interested in massage and might do some training one day. Totally platonic but DISCREET.

Oh and you should probably mention you're not single, even though it's all totally platonic and just shoulder massage.

Fucking disgusting pig. Massage your wife.

2020-01-10T01:53:10+00:00

Scumbag.

AyemHerself · 2020-01-10T01:20:42+00:00

Five minutes in, he starts offering an internal massage.

ny-lady · 2020-01-10T05:36:07+00:00

Well at least he upfront and we can pass on him. Doesn't excuse things but we can swipe away from him! LOL hes telling you who he is and we believe him!

Scotsburd · 2020-01-10T13:11:56+00:00

Harry is a pervert.

janeaustenfan99 · 2020-01-10T17:29:45+00:00

Why not move the married part to the beginning of the bio.

perhapsbutnottoday · 2020-01-10T18:26:20+00:00

Fuck outta here, Harry!

Please 😊

OrangeBoy79 · 2020-01-11T23:16:49+00:00

I am a trained and licensed massage therapist. Weird how I never felt the need to offer dudes free "massages" before I started school for it. 😒 I never offered to work on strangers at all, even for practice hours while I was in school and had to do a certain amount of them every week.

Why doesn't he "massage" his wife? Or his male friends? Oh I know. Because he's a gross perv.

MrsSmartyPants · 2020-01-10T01:42:45+00:00

Lol this would be awesome on the Tinder Translator Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/tindertranslators/

picturesofpics · 2020-01-11T00:03:50+00:00

Ew. He says he doesn't expect anything more, well he will get a nasty surprise if he tries to sexually assault people who only came to handy harry for a dodgy massage

capresesalad1985 · 2020-01-11T02:24:57+00:00

I hooked up with a dude for years on and off whose last name was Harrison...so his friends called him Harry. He was such a sketchball, he would HMU when he was single but still flirt and be just generally inappropriate while he was in a relationship. I really liked him so I would let him get away with it. We eventually went our separate ways and a few years ago a mutual friend of ours went to his wedding. All I could think is “I feel so bad for his wife” knowing how gross he was with me behind all of his gf’s backs.

Sorry for the trip down memory lane but anytime I see “Harry” his gross ass pops up in my brain.

Title	This absolute piece of shit.
Author	kalidestroy
Upvotes	80
Comments	22
Date	January 10, 2020 12:41 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/emj04v/this_absolute_piece_of_shit/
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