I had to re-read this few times and I still don’t understand

PsychologicalBeat2 · 2020-05-27T20:03:50+00:00

Am I having a stroke

andersdn · 2020-05-27T20:46:25+00:00

I read this as "I'm a moron, delete and block."

BlondeNhazel · 2020-05-28T03:17:27+00:00

Translation: How is your morning going? It appears to be a nice day outside, so you should go get some sun. You'll get vitamin D and vitamin C from the sun, and normally I give you vitamin D (haha my Dick), but I can't because of the Covid-19 lock down, so you'll need to get it from the sun. Enjoy the weather! I might lay out in the sun myself. I'll be sexier/taste better if I do.

Chancedizzle · 2020-05-27T22:58:27+00:00

Reading this was like getting lost in a Corn Maze.

NotYourBizThrowAway · 2020-05-27T20:46:11+00:00

What the fuck did I just attempt to read

Meccha_me_2 · 2020-05-27T20:15:35+00:00

Second sentence is really throwing me for a loop

elementalvirago · 2020-05-27T23:43:37+00:00

Vitamin D is code for dick. You know like “imma give dat gurl the vitamin D tonight heh nomsayin”.

tellmesomething11 · 2020-05-27T21:04:36+00:00

Ugh gross

AyemHerself · 2020-05-28T01:57:46+00:00

"Me make fucky fucky"

SincerelyD90 · 2020-05-27T22:53:50+00:00

That quote comes from the 2007 version of ‘Hairspray.’

m00n5t0n3 · 2020-05-27T20:42:22+00:00

Looooooolllll

YesNoMaybe87 · 2020-05-28T00:12:43+00:00

Mmmmm what?!

Novemberinthechair · 2020-05-27T23:28:24+00:00

Illiterate.

kreezy · 2020-05-28T04:33:46+00:00

who did he tell you that to????

Title	I had to re-read this few times and I still don’t understand
Author	torabull
Upvotes	57
Comments	24
Date	May 27, 2020 8:03 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/grr5rz/i_had_to_reread_this_few_times_and_i_still_dont/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/i-had-to-re-read-this-few-times-and-i-still-dont.692087 https://theredarchive.com/post/692087

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