Unironically.

_GHOST_BRIDE_MORGANA · 2020-04-15T18:44:44+00:00

"Don't neglect that posture. 17 hours of video games / day can produce quite the hunch."

"TOOTHBRUSH, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU USE IT?!?!?"

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-04-15T14:37:26+00:00

I was just thinking about this yesterday..how I am just not attracted to men with large amounts of stomach fat. They don't need a six pack but if the belly is protruding too much it is a huge turn off for me.

dressedlikeadaydream · 2020-04-15T14:04:51+00:00

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sadpourtoujours · 2020-04-15T19:32:20+00:00

Requirements for females:

-Be skinny/slim thick. Must have small waist. Must have nice ass and boobs. NO STOMACH FAT! NO FAT ANYWHERE! EXCEPT ASS AND THIGHS! (But not too much in thighs, and NO CELLULITE!)

-Be between the ages of 18–23 FOREVER!

-Don’t have sex until marriage, but once married? MUST transform from a virginal bride into an insatiable, sexual goddess with an impossibly high libido and MUST perform like a porn star.

-Don’t neglect hair, makeup, clothing, manicures, pedicures, shaving, waxing, and being perfectly groomed and manicured at all times, but it MUST look effortless and natural!!

SaltKoala · 2020-04-15T14:58:03+00:00

My ex had a belly. It was soooo gross, such a turn off. At the time he was only 21, so what even was his excuse. I have a 6 pack too so it was all just so wrong.

Husband has abs and uses very high quality skincare products since his early 20s. It’s night and day. Don’t date men that don’t take care of their skin or health!

DazzlingMolasses7 · 2020-04-15T17:36:27+00:00

The crazy part is most men would find these standards crazy. Women do like triple this shit just to be accepted into society.

wish_i_wasntavampire · 2020-04-15T16:40:58+00:00

For lurking scrotes struggling to meet these horrendous standards, here's a beginner program to get you started:

Eat a vegetable & lift a weight.
Don't neglect hygiene.
Don't neglect hygiene PLEASE and occassionally try to dress in something decent.
Don't think that just because you're now doing the barest minimum, any woman is required to have sex with you.

greenteaapplepie69 · 2020-04-15T14:18:54+00:00

Based and pinkpilled

mightbethrowawayyy · 2020-04-15T15:38:39+00:00

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DazzlingMolasses7 · 2020-04-15T21:59:30+00:00

I used to joke around with my female friends. They said one of the body part they love to check out are arms or shoulders or similar.

I said stomach. Because if a man has a fat stomach I am out. It’s not attractive to me and never has been.

brunchesatbergdorfs · 2020-04-15T17:23:30+00:00

Yeah I don’t date fat guys ever. I only look for guys with normal BMI and some muscles. Belly fat is so gross and unattractive 🤮.

Love the retinoids and sunscreen part! Hahahahaha

warinmymind94 · 2020-04-16T20:32:14+00:00

I dont date fat men, they crush you when they're on top, they're sweaty and stinkier and usually dont even try to take care of themselves. Dudes dont realize if you're that fat, your tummy will cover your peena and thats just .... YUCK!! and they all love video games, shop at walmart for clothes, have greasy hair, love fast food and eat it often, watch anime, and wear those plain grease stained t shirts or cheezy t shirts with some stupid joke on it. Eww ... run

butmyegopreventsme · 2020-04-16T03:07:24+00:00

What’s rogaine?

Title	Unironically.
Author	AlienUtterings
Upvotes	135
Comments	26
Date	April 15, 2020 11:42 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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